Relationships quotes

“I can't let you go. Now, you... you listen to me now. You're a good person. You're a good and beautiful person and I won't let you walk out on me. And I won't let you say those things - those things about how stupid you are and this and that. I won't stand for that. You want to be with me... then you be with me. You see?”

John C. Reilly - Officer Jim Kurring

“- Sean Bateman: I want to know you.
- Lauren Hynde: What does that mean know me? Nobody ever knows anybody else, ever! You will never know me.”
James Van Der Beek - Sean Bateman
Shannyn Sossamon - Lauren Hynde

“- Nick Campbell: People want to work with people.
- Nick and Billy's Boss: People hate people!”
Owen Wilson - Nick Campbell
John Goodman - Nick and Billy's Boss

“I told you darling, we don't need separate bedrooms. I don't mind you snoring.”

Pierce Brosnan - Daniel Rafferty

“- Batman: Councilman. So, how goes the Bat-bashing?
- Arthur Reeves: Better than your love life. Really, Bruce, it's almost as if you pick them because you know there's no chance for a serious relationship. At least since that one girl. What was her name? Ann? Andi? Andrea? Yes, Andrea Beaumont. Now, there was a sweet number. How'd you let her...” (continue)(continue reading)
Kevin Conroy - Batman
Hart Bochner - Arthur Reeves

“People recognize me sometimes. Some are dicks. I should cool out a little, I guess. I mean, I'm not just this two-dimensional guy they recognize. I do have a relationship to them. I let them know what they have to deal with. I guess that's why they think they know me. But they don't, really.”
Nicolas Cage - David Spritz

“Can I sit between two people who hate each other? I like to come as a relief.”

Eric Bana - Martin Rose

“- Carrie: Actually, my heaviest relationship was with an acid-rock singer... named Robert Crumly. We were together, oh, eight-and-a-half days. God, I really thought that was it.
- Bandit: And?
- Carrie: One day, I came home and found him in the shower... with a girl... and her mother!
- Bandit: Well, at least he kept it in the family.”
Sally Field - Carrie
Burt Reynolds - Bandit

“- Myra Langtry: I'm Roy's friend.
- Lilly Dillon: Yes. I imagine you're lots of people's friend.
- Myra Langtry: Oh, of course, now that I see you in the light, you're plenty old enough to be Roy's mother.
- Lilly Dillon: Aren't we all?
- Roy Dillon: Play nice. Don't fight.”

Annette Bening - Myra Langtry
Anjelica Huston - Lilly Dillon
John Cusack - Roy Dillon

“- Alfie Byrne: She is like a dove that has strayed. She is like a Narcissus trembling in the wind. She is like a silver flower.
- Robbie Fay: You know what I think?
- Alfie Byrne: What, Bosie?
- Robbie Fay: I think you're soft on her.”
Albert Finney - Alfred Byrne
Rufus Sewell - Robbie Fay

“- Heather Aubrey: So, are you my mom's boyfriend?
- Billy Chapel: I'm not sure.
- Heather Aubrey: But you've slept with her.”
Jena Malone - Heather Aubrey
Kevin Costner - Billy Chapel

“I'm sorry if you don't like it but I've got problems, okay, and if you're not going to be part of the solution, just don't give me a hard time about it!”

Ralph Macchio - Daniel LaRusso

“- Ed Hocken: We heard about you and Jane.
- Lt. Frank Drebin: Jane, Jane. That name will always remind me of her.”

George Kennedy - Ed Hocken
Leslie William Nielsen - Frank Drebin

“- Lightning: Strange how life works out, huh? Oh, I'm flashing on to a stripper I knew once in Korea. She never charged me, not even for the most daring requests. I keep hoping I'd run into her again someday. Her and her ping-pong ball...
- Henry 'Razor' Sharp: Ooh. Hey.
- Lightning: I'm just saying, seeing the two of you together gives me hope.”
Alan Arkin - Louis 'Lightning' Conlon
Sylvester Stallone - Henry 'Razor' Sharp

“- Leonardo DaVinci Rizzo: Where's your boyfriend from?
- Jessica Bloom: San Francisco.
- Leonardo DaVinci Rizzo: That's not a boyfriend. That's a pen-pal!”
Brad Davis - Leonardo DaVinci Rizzo
Karen Allen - Jessica Bloom

- Rabbi Jacob "Jake" Schram: I mean, she's like your sister!
- Father Brian Kilkenney Finn: Thank you for adding new depth to my confusion.

Ben Stiller - Rabbi Jake Schram
Edward Norton - Father Brian Finn

“You treat a hot girl like dirt, and she'll stick to you like mud.”
Jason Segel - Sam Schechter

“I wish I was to blame for every laugh line on your face. I do, Joy, because it just - it burns me to think that someone else made you smile. You were pretty then, and you're pretty now. You always will be to me; you should know that! It's forever, Joy.”

Brian Wimmer - Willie Husband

“I came here to strangle you!”

Woody Allen - Isaac

“- Linda Powell: I was just nowhere near your neighborhood. I don't need to be your girlfriend, I just wanna know you again.
- Steve Dunne: What took you so long?
- Linda Powell: I was stuck in traffic.”
Kyra Sedgwick - Linda Powell
Campbell Scott - Steve Dunne

“Any good relationship relies on trust, but there has to be room to disagree.”

Annette O'Toole - Martha Kent

“- Jerry Falk: Where's the rifle? I need the rifle. I'm going to blow my brains out!
- Amanda: Oh, don't be so middle class!”

Jason Biggs - Jerry Falk
Christina Ricci - Amanda

“When you sleep with a guy on a first date, you're telling him you're not interested in a relationship.”
Sybil Darrow - Maggie

“- Cinna: Did they explain about trying to get sponsors?
- Katniss Everdeen: Yeah, but I'm not very good at making friends.”
Lenny Kravitz - Cinna
Jennifer Lawrence - Katniss Everdeen

“- Suzie Toller: I'm scared, that's what I'm scared, there's no one to trust.
- Kelly Van Ryan: You can trust me.”
Neve Campbell - Suzie Toller
Denise Richards - Kelly Van Ryan