Relationships quotes

“- Ryan Harrison: Put your hand in my pocket.
- Cass Lake: All right... What am I looking for?
- Ryan Harrison: Nothing. I just missed you, baby. We're going to party like it's 1995.”
Leslie William Nielsen - Ryan Harrison
Melinda McGraw - Cass Lake

“You know that Chris broke up with Vicki last week, right? And she is a mess! Have you seen the veiled suicide note/poem she posted on her Facebook page? It's so hilarious! I read it out loud to myself.”
Alia Shawkat - Gertie Michaels

“- Jake Sully: I've already chosen. But this woman must also choose me.
- Neytiri: She already has.”
Sam Worthington - Jake Sully
Zoe Saldana - Neytiri

“You know what I think when I'm this close to another body? I think one day at one moment... this body that I'm holding in my arms will stop breathing... stop living. Just... stop. One day you'll happen upon my name in the obits and you'll remember this moment when we were so close.”
Claire Danes - Sookie

“- Boris Balkan: Our relations have always been strictly commercial, and that's the way I like it. The professional and the personal should be mutually exclusive.
- Dean Corso: Listen, I came here to do some business, not shoot the breeze. If you want to expound your personal philosophies, write another book.”
Frank Langella - Boris Balkan
Johnny Depp - Dean Corso

“I'm single! I love being single! I haven't had this much sex since I was a Boy Scout leader!”
Leslie William Nielsen - Frank Drebin

“- Brian Taylor: I want somebody to talk to, not just sleep with. Do you fucking understand what I'm saying?
- Mike Zavala: White people get hung up on this fucking soulmate bullshit. Just hook up with a chick that can cook and wants kids!”
Jake Gyllenhaal - Brian Taylor
Michael Peña - Mike Zavala

“- Imogen: Post-collegiate life, half full or half empty?
- Al Connelly: Half empty.
- Imogen: I'd have to go with half empty too. Your greatest accomplishment since I last saw you?
- Al Connelly: Making friends with a spider.
- Imogen: Vices?
- Al Connelly: Shampoo.”
Julia Stiles - Imogen
Freddie Prinze Jr. - Al Connelly

“Life sucks because my wife left me for an off broadway monologuist.”
Jemaine Clement - Will Henry

“- Phoebe: Do you ever worry that you'll be just humming along and then, he's just gonna veer off back into the darkness?
- Katie: In my experience, the only way that I can do this is just to keep the focus on myself.
- Phoebe: Meaning?
- Katie: Meaning... ummm... What about my side of the street? What are my issues that I have to deal with?...” (continue)(continue reading)
Gwyneth Paltrow - Phoebe
Joely Richardson - Katie

- William Thacker: Apart from the American, I've only loved two girls, both absolute disasters. The first one marries me and then leaves me faster than you can say "Indiana Jones", and the second one, who seriously ought to have known better, casually marries my best friend.
- Bella: She still loves you though.
- William Thacker: Yeah, in a... (continue)(continue reading)
Hugh Grant - William Thacker
Gina McKee - Bella

“I think it's a sad loss that men have such an aptitude for love coupled with such an inability for managing it properly.”

Maggie Smith - Lily Marlowe

“It's not that I don't want to know you, Hilary - although I don't - it's just that I'm afraid we're not really the sort of people that you can afford to be associated with.”

Katharine Hepburn - Christina Drayton

“- Court Foster: You do know me.
- Dani Trant: I wanna know you more... I wanna know you all I can.
- Court Foster: What do you wanna know?
- Dani Trant: I wanna know... your hopes.
- Court Foster: Well... I hope your boobs will get bigger and your butt will fill out.”

Jason London - Court Foster
Reese Witherspoon - Dani Trant

“I'm tired of running towards people. I want to be the place that people come to.”
Greta Gerwig - Brooke

“- Henry 'Razor' Sharp: You know, I know it was a long time ago, but... what happened? Really.
- Sally: You were everything in my life. Then Kid beat you. And you were different. And I was lost. And everything started to fall apart...”
Sylvester Stallone - Henry 'Razor' Sharp
Kim Basinger - Sally

“- Telly: The best way to get over an old man...
- Ormandy: ...is to get under a new one!”
Royale Watkins - Telly
Kym Whitley - Ormandy

“- Will Henry: I don't think of what we did as a mistake.
- Charlie: It didn't work out.
- Will Henry: It did. And then it didn't.”

Jemaine Clement - Will Henry
Stephanie Allynne - Charlie

“I'm sick of doing what you want me to do all the time. I think, in a healthy relationship, sometimes a guy should be able to do what he wants to do.”
Ed Helms - Stu

“- Jay Murphy: The $64,000 question is, how do you know beforehand that you're with the wrong person so you can avoid having them wreak havoc on a large portion of your life?
- Samantha Andrews: I don't think you do know until you meet the right person, 'cause then you just... you just... you just feel something that you know you've never felt...” (continue)(continue reading)
Jason Lee - Jay Murphy
Mili Avital - Samantha Andrews

“I need someone I can love, not keep up with.”
Matthew Shear - Tony

“- Darnell Lewis: Go back to where you belong!
- James King: I don't know where I belong!
- Darnell Lewis: I know where you belong... you belong with me! [smiles at King]
- James King: [freaked out] I don't want that!”

Kevin Hart - Darnell
Will Ferrell - James

“Forgive me, but you keep talking about how much she meant to you. All I remember is you would show up at the gym first thing in the morning, you would be the last person to leave at night. You didn't have time for anybody or anything. You blamed her for ruining the relationship. Well, maybe the real problem was you.”

Alan Arkin - Louis 'Lightning' Conlon

“- Da Brady: I loved you like no father ever loved a son, Francie.
- Narrator: It was hard for him to say it. I could barely hear him. It would have been better if he drew out and hit me.”

Stephen Rea - Da Brady
Stephen Rea - Narrator

Hello, Peter, it's Doug. Saw the billboards, they are wonderful. Wouldn't expect anything less from you, and sorry about calling you “a whore”. And, hello to Sydney if you guys are still together. Otherwise, you can Facebook me.
Thomas Lennon - Doug