School quotes

“School spirit is for losers man. You're just like floating along on the conveyer belt of conformity... pep rallies, extra curricular activities, washing your hair... It's all just a trap, man.”
Danny Masterson - Steven Hyde

“These after-school specials are thrilling. Who knew that one beer could turn a cheerleader into a whore?”
Wilmer Valderrama - Fez

“I once had sex on a bus and I was driving it. Oh...... were those kids late to school.”
Jennifer Coolidge - Sophie Kachinsky

“In private school, we never bent down to put our mouths on anything unless it had a yacht.”
Beth Behrs - Caroline Channing

“Let me get this straight. You both went to the same school. Yet someone came back with a degree that's useful, and the other one came back as Asian Ellen.”
Ken Jeong - Wye Mun Goh

“It's been two weeks. That's like a decade in high school years.”
Percy Daggs III - Wallace Fennel

“School is just for white people looking for other white people to read to 'em. I figured I save my money and read to myself.”
Rutina Wesley - Tara Thornton

“Gym Teacher-Tell you what, Simpson: I won't fail you if you join one of those peewee teams outside the school.
Lisa-You mean those leagues where parents push their kids into vicious competition to compensate for their own failed dreams of glory?”
Tress MacNeille - Gym Teacher
Yeardley Smith - Lisa Simpson

“You know, it’s one thing for my classmates to body shame me, but for you, Principal Hayes, that’s just a whole other thing. It’s degrading. It’s discriminatory. And it just goes to show how insidious, and systemic body terrorism truly is in this country.”
Barbie Ferreira - Kat Hernandez

“Nothing in high school lasts forever.”
Colman Domingo - Ali

“It shouldn’t matter what anyone in the school thinks. You are who you are. Don’t let anyone take that away from you.”
Asa Butterfield - Otis Milburn

“Have you ever done a group project but there’s like that one kid who didn’t pitch in as much but still ended up with the same grade?”
Awkwafina - Sisu

“Joey, we didn’t struggle giving you an education so you could be a middle-aged man washing your underwear in my shop.”
Phylicia Rashad - Libba

“I read. I just don't read what they give us in school. I mean, do I really care who wins between Beowulf and Grendel? No, I don't. Maybe if I had a little money on it.”
Timothée Chalamet - Gatsby Welles

“- Aunt Alicia: Did you work hard in school today? What did you study?
- Gigi: History. Napoleon's defeat at Waterloo.
- Aunt Alicia: How depressing. What else?
- Gigi: English.
- Aunt Alicia: English? I suppose we must. They refuse to learn French.”
Isabel Jeans - Aunt Alicia
Leslie Caron - Gigi

“- Molly: Gigi, where the fuck you going to school next year?
- Gigi: Don't judge me. It was my fifth choice: Harvard.”
Beanie Feldstein - Molly
Billie Lourd - Gigi

“- Molly: You don't even care about school.
- Triple A: No, I just don't only care about school.”
Beanie Feldstein - Molly
Molly Gordon - Triple A

“- Molly: You failed the seventh grade twice.
- Theo: Rule of threes.”
Beanie Feldstein - Molly
Eduardo Franco - Theo

“I was a huge nerd in high school. Sure, I socialized - but I was definitely a nerd.”
Bella Heathcote

“Through theater and acting school, I found a way to articulate myself.”
Adam Driver

“Here's the Remains of the Day lunchbox. Kids don't like eating at school, but if they have a Remains of the Day lunchbox they're a lot happier.”
Christopher Guest - Corky St. Clair

“OK, now I'm going back to graduate school. That was the agreement.”

Janeane Garofalo - Bowler

“- Paul Stephens: Who's Anne Frank?
- Jenny Anderman: Um, a girl in my English class.”
Christopher Collet - Paul Stephens
Cynthia Nixon - Jenny Anderman

“- Jacob Kowalski: Did... Did you say school? Is there a school? A wizardry school here in, uh, America?
- Queenie: Of course. Ilvermorny. It's only the best wizard school in the whole world.
- Newt: I think you'll find the best wizarding school in the world is Hogwarts.”
Dan Fogler - Jacob Kowalski
Alison Sudol - Queenie
Eddie Redmayne - Newt

“- Mrs. Kidman: Do these girls go to your high school?
- Eli: No, Mrs Kidman. They're porn stars.”
Donna Bullock - Mrs. Kidman
Chris Marquette - Eli