School quotes

“- Teacher: How many times does 25 go into 75?
- Patty: I'm awake! I'm awake! The answer is 12!
- Teacher: No, that is not correct.
- Patty: The answer is 6!
- Charlie Brown: 3!
- Teacher: 3 is correct.”
Roseline Rubens - Patty
Arrin Skelley - Charlie Brown

“Stop smiling! Lay back. Lay back. Hold it, hold it, hold it. Candy, Casey very good. You're gonna do it again Victoria. Gary, Danny, let's go. Stop smiling, its not the high school play.”

Roy Scheider - Joe Gideon

“Any boob can run a day-care center but it takes a family to raise some kids and that's what we're gonna be from now on, a family.”
Eddie Murphy - Charlie Hinton

“College is like high school with ashtrays.”
Kevin Bacon - Jake Briggs

“- Mike O' Donnell: Come on, man! Don't you ever wanna go back and do high school again?
- Ned Gold: No. I'm rich and no one has shoved my head in a toilet today!”
Zac Efron - Mike O'Donnell
Thomas Lennon - Ned Gold

“I've just decided to switch our Friday schedule to Monday, which means that the test we take each Friday on what we learned during the week will now take place on Monday before we've learned it. But since today is Tuesday, it doesn't matter in the slightest. Pencils ready!”
David Battley - Mr. Turkentine

“If life were to suddenly get fair, I doubt it would happen in high school.”
Michael Angarano - Will Stronghold

“- Veronica Vaughn: So what's it like, being back in school?
- Billy Madison: I don't know. I kinda feel like an idiot sometimes. Although I am an idiot, so it kinda works out.”
Bridgette Wilson-Sampras - Veronica Vaughn
Adam Sandler - Billy Madison

“- Lenny: You gonna skip the country, uncle Lex?
- Lex Luthor: Lenny, you pathetic product of the public school system, your uncle Lex has had nothing on his mind the past few years except for one thing: destroy Superman!”
Jon Cryer - Lenny
Gene Hackman - Lex Luthor

“- Pinocchio: I'm going to school.
- J. Worthington Foulfellow: School. Ah, yes. Then perhaps you haven't heard of the easy road to success. No? I'm speaking, my boy, of the theater!”
Dickie Jones - Pinocchio
Walter Catlett - J. Worthington Foulfellow

“- Patty: False! Why did you put down false, Chuck? The answer is true, Chuck! What's true is true! Put down true, Chuck, or I'll never speak to you again.
- Teacher: Charlie Brown?
- Charlie Brown: Ma'am?
- Teacher: Is your partner giving you the answers?
- Charlie Brown: Oh no, ma'am. She's not giving me the answers. Forcing, maybe, but not...” (continue)(continue reading)
Roseline Rubens - Patty
Arrin Skelley - Charlie Brown

“If we expelled you that would make four prep schools in four years. Are you trying for the Guinness Book of Records?”

Louis Gossett Jr. - Dean Parker

“- Cop: Come on, we're headin' downtown.
- Sugar Bear: Where your warrant at?
- Cop: Behind that preposition.
- Sugar Bear: What?
- Cop: Didn't you go to school? You can't end a sentence with a preposition.
- Sugar Bear: Oh. Then, uh, where your warrant at, motherfucker?”
Ralph Price - Cop
Reginald Ballard - Sugar Bear

“- Tony Stark: You ever been to Germany?
- Peter Parker: No.
- Tony Stark: Oh, you'll love it.
- Peter Parker: I can't go to Germany!
- Tony Stark: Why?
- Peter Parker: I got... homework.
- Tony Stark: Alright, I'm gonna pretend you didn't say that.”
Robert Downey Jr. - Tony Stark
Tom Holland - Peter Parker

“- Tom Baker: What do you do for a living Eliot?
- Eliot Murtaugh : Well... I'm in 8th grade.”
Steve Martin - Tom Baker
Taylor Lautner - Eliot Murtaugh

“- Flemming: Remember that? 1954, I was a junior in college. That's the last photo I have of you.
- Adaline Bowman: Well, you've seen one, you've seen 'em all.”
Ellen Burstyn - Flemming
Blake Lively - Adaline Bowman

- Longfellow Deeds: My school nurse was so mean, every time I'd tell her I had a tummy ache, she'd send me back to my class and say: "stop whining".
- Babe Bennett: But that's awful!
- Longfellow Deeds: Well, I said it every day.
Adam Sandler - Longfellow Deeds
Winona Ryder - Babe Bennett

“Appearance, my friend, is first and foremost in this savage land that we call high school. We are graded not only on intellectual prowess, but also on our physical appearance.”
Mark Swanson - Darrin Darlow

“We will not tolerate racial slurs at Roxberry. You can use them at any other time - at home, at the mall, at rock and roll concerts.”
Michael Hitchcock - Headmaster Charles Meyer

“If you think this is just some high school club where you can sing and dance your way through any social issue... Or confuse sexuality, you have come to the wrong place. There is none of that here. That's high school. This shit is real life.”
Christopher Mintz-Plasse - Tommy

- Glenn Holland: These tests are pathetic. "Name an American composer." Miss Swedlin, your answer was?
- Ms. Swedlin: Bach?
- Glenn Holland: Johann Sebastian Bach. Oh, this... this is my favorite one. "How do you know what key a concerto is in?" Mr. Mims, your answer was "Look on the front page", question mark. Now, this question mark. Was that... (continue)(continue reading)
Richard Stephen Dreyfuss - Glenn Holland
Kathryn Arnett - Ms. Swedlin

“This is just like school! Dear old, bloody old, school!”
Ken Russell - Walter

“- Miss Ungermeyer: Mr. Craft, have you even started on your summer reading list?
- Ethan Craft: I finished it.
- Miss Ungermeyer: You read eleven books?
- Ethan Craft: I mean I read the list!”
Alex Borstein - Miss Ungermeyer
Clayton Snyder - Ethan Craft

“- Klara: We'll have school together.
- Heidi: School?
- Fräulein Rottenmeier: Oh yes, you must learn how to read, everyone does.”
Lexi Randall - Klara
Noley Thornton - Heidi
Jane Seymour - Fräulein Rottenmeier

“You fake a stomach cramp, and when you're bent over, moaning and wailing, you lick your palms. It's a little childish and stupid, but then, so is high school.”
Matthew Broderick - Ferris Bueller