School quotes

“- Mr. Funderberk: These are the rules, listen carefully: no smoking, no drinking, no drugs, no sex, no cheating, no lying, no gambling, no matches.
- Tim Dunphy: No, shit!
- Mr. Funderberk: No swearing.”
Timothy Crowe - Mr. Funderburk
Shawn Hatosy - Tim Dunphy

“- Sage: Everyone's gonna talk about it at school!
- Elle Reid: What's he gonna say, 'Sage's grandma beat me up?'”
Julia Garner - Sage
Lily Tomlin - Elle Reid

“High school is a lot like prison: bad food, high fences, the sex you want you ain't getting, the sex you getting you don't want.”
Eddie Griffin - Luther

“- Grandma: How was school?
- Napoleon Dynamite: The worst day of my life, what do you think?”
Sandy Martin - Grandma
Jon Heder - Napoleon Dynamite

“- Imogen: Post-collegiate life, half full or half empty?
- Al Connelly: Half empty.
- Imogen: I'd have to go with half empty too. Your greatest accomplishment since I last saw you?
- Al Connelly: Making friends with a spider.
- Imogen: Vices?
- Al Connelly: Shampoo.”
Julia Stiles - Imogen
Freddie Prinze Jr. - Al Connelly

“- Brandon: So what's with your new look? It's very whore couture.
- Olive: Oh, haven't you heard? I'm the new school slut.
- Brandon: You know, I did hear something. I also heard he was twice your age.
- Olive: Oh, no no no no. He was a freshman in college.
- Brandon: I also heard he gave you crabs.
- Olive: Ew. People suck.
- Brandon: Tell me...” (continue)(continue reading)
Dan Byrd - Brandon
Emma Stone - Olive

“- Professor Quincy Adams Wagstaff: Tomorrow we start tearing down the college.
- Professor in Wagstaff's Study: But, Professor, where will the students sleep?
- Professor Quincy Adams Wagstaff: Where they always sleep: in the classroom.”
Groucho Marx - Professor Quincy Adams Wagstaff
E.H. Calvert - Professor in Wagstaff's Study

“This is college, there's only two things you can't do: smoke in the building and use your phone in my class.”
George Takei - Dr. Matsutani

“- Nancy Hayes: I dropped out of high school, took a trip to Hollywood and hostessed at a strip club.
- Jack Ryan: Everybody hostesses, nobody strips.”
Sara Foster - Nancy Hayes
Owen Wilson - Jack Ryan

“- Max: I'm too nostalgic. I'll admit it.
- Skippy: We graduated four months ago. What can you possibly be nostalgic for?”

Chris Eigeman - Max
Jason Wiles - Skippy

“There's a school for gifted children up in Seattle. It's a nice drive if you like trees and shit.”

Jason Statham - Luke Wright

“I left school with no qualifications but I was doing theatre and film work and thought that was the best thing.”
Dexter Fletcher

“Every kid that goes to Catholic school believes he's going to be a priest one day.”
Cheech Marin

“I went to kindergarten, I know how the alphabet works.”
Steve Carrell - Gru

“Do you know what I want? No, you don't know what I want. I want to go to the homecoming dance with Brian. I want stop missing school, I like school. I want to stop feeling like an idiot for flunking math because I don't have the time to learn it. I want...”

Hayden Panettiere - Gen Harwood

“- Toula Portokalos: Ma?
- Maria Portokalos: What?
- Toula Portokalos: Why do I have to go to Greek school?
- Maria Portokalos: When you get married, don't you wanna write your mother in law a letter?”
Nia Vardalos - Toula Portokalos
Lainie Kazan - Maria Portokalos

“- Professor Brooks: I know what you're doing. I know about the car, the grades, and the promises and I want you to lay off. Todd Howard has a future at this school but it's not in the ring.
- Dean Dunn: Who do you think you're talking to? He'll do exactly as I say.
- Professor Brooks: You don't own him.”
Kim Darby - Professor Brooks
John Astin - Dean Dunn

“- Nick: Dad, were you ever popular in school?
- Wayne: You bet. I was president of the astronomy club three years in a row. We were happenin' guys.”
Robert Oliveri - Nick
Rick Moranis - Wayne

“- Nora: I found a rehearsal partner. So now I won't miss a beat when Andrew gets back.
- Nora's Mom: Your applications arrived from Cornell and Brown. I put them on your bed.
Remember our deal, Nora. If you don't get a job from the showcase you go to school in the fall.”
Jenna Dewan Tatum - Nora Clark
Deirdre Lovejoy - Nora's Mom

- Judy Hensler: Wow, Beaver. You really pulled up your grade. You got a "C".
- Theodore "Beaver" Cleaver: Really?
- Judy Hensler: Yeah! A "See me after class".
Brighton Hertford - Judy Hensler
Cameron Finley - Theodore "Beaver" Cleaver

“I never went to film school but I got a lot of education from commercials and I really put in enough hours not to be in any way afraid of the camera.”
Isabel Coixet

“I had been accepted to film school, but my parents couldn't afford it, and yet they made too much money for me to get a scholarship.”
Ryan Murphy

“My goal when I went to film school with was to graduate and have a script I could show people and a film that I could show people.”
Kevin Reynolds

“I had a History degree, in University, I didn't quite know how to make a living at that.. .and so I went through law school and I got it and practised for a couple of years and I just hated it. ”
Kevin Reynolds

“I never studied film formally at school, but as a kid, I spent most of my time in cinemas.”
Wong Kar-wai