Sleeping quotes

“- Doris: Sue, what is Mick like in bed?
- Sue: I don't know, he still sleeps on the floor.”
Marilyn Sokol - Doris
Linda Kozlowski - Sue Charlton

“- Rosalie Octavius: You need to sleep soundly tonight.
- Dr. Otto Octavius: Did Edison sleep before he turned on the light bulb? Did Marconi sleep before he turned on the radio? Did Beethoven sleep before he wrote the fifth?
- Peter Parker: Did Bernoulli sleep before he found the curves of quickest descent?”
Donna Murphy - Rosalie Octavius
Alfred Molina - Dr. Otto Octavius
Tobey Maguire - Peter Parker

“I told you darling, we don't need separate bedrooms. I don't mind you snoring.”

Pierce Brosnan - Daniel Rafferty

“- Jenny Fields: Are you gonna go to sleep or you gonna stay up and think your weird thoughts?
- Young Garp: I'll stay up and think weird thoughts for a while.”
Glenn Close - Jenny Fields
James McCall - Young Garp

“- Skip Donahue: Did you sleep any better last night?
- Harry Monroe: No. I got a couple of winks between nightmares.”
Gene Wilder - Skip Donahue
Richard Pryor - Harry Monroe

“Appy-polly-loggies. I had something of a pain in the gulliver so I had to sleep. I was not awakened when I gave orders for wakening.”
Malcom McDowell - Alex (A Clockwork Orange)

“Dragon! You lazy kitty. Go chase some of those rats out in the barn. I've never seen a cat sleep so much.”

Lucille Bliss - Mrs. Fitzgibbons

“- Leslie Rodgers: How do you sleep at night?
- Parker: I don't drink coffee after 7.”
Jennifer Lopez - Leslie Rodgers
Jason Statham - Parker

“- Huge Turk: I'm troubled with insomnia.
- The Great Man: Oh, insomnia! I know a good cure for it. Get plenty of sleep.”
Jack "Tiny" Lipson - Huge Turk
W.C. Fields - The Great Man

“- Tony Giardino: What are you doing? Wake up!
- Pilot: Oh man! I was having an amazing dream!
- Tony Giardino: I don't care about your dream! Land the plane!
- Pilot: I was just born, and... I was eight-and-a-half months premature. The doctors were freakin' out.”

Anthony LaPaglia - Tony Giardino
Steven Alexander Wright - Pilot

“- James Bond: I see you don't chase dreams, you live them.
- Gustav Graves: One of the virtues of never sleeping. I have to live my dreams. Besides, plenty of time to sleep when you're dead.”
Pierce Brosnan - James Bond
Toby Stephens - Gustav Graves

“Why did you wake me? I was dreaming about sleeping.”
George O'Hanlon - George Jetson

“- Michelle McLaine: You look awful. When's that last time you got some sleep?
- Harley Stone: Three or four days ago.”
Kim Cattrall - Michelle McLaine
Rutger Hauer - Harley Stone

“- Rainbow Randolph: He's a pillow-biter, you know.
- Sheldon Mopes: I wouldn't know anything about his sleeping disorders.”
Robin Williams - Rainbow Randolph
Edward Norton - Sheldon Mopes

“- Lisa Bentwright: Where would you sleep?
- Jimmy Reardon: In bed, of course.
- Lisa Bentwright: Whose bed?
- Jimmy Reardon: We'll talk about that when we get there.”
Meredith Salenger - Lisa Bentwright
River Phoenix - Jimmy Reardon

“- Skeeter Bronson: You mind sleeping over? I'm gonna duck out a few hours.
- Mickey: Oh, yeah, yeah. Mmm. By the way, um... I am, uh, legally obliged to tell you that I suffer from... sleep panic disorder.
- Skeeter Bronson: Ok, what's, uh, sleep panic disorder?
- Mickey: Believe me, you don't want to know.”
Adam Sandler - Skeeter Bronson
Russell Brand - Mickey

“I have an ulcer, I don't sleep well, mostly because you keep calling me in the middle of the night, and if you don't call me I dream that you're gonna call me.”

Sandra Bullock - Lucy Kelson

“- Kevin McCallister: Can I sleep in your room? I don't want to sleep on the hide-a-bed with Fuller. If he has something to drink, he'll wet the bed.
- Buzz McCallister: I wouldn't let you sleep in my room if you were growing on my ass.”
Macaulay Culkin - Kevin McCallister
Devin Ratray - Buzz McCallister

“There's nothing terrible in death;
'Tis but to cast our robes away,
And sleep at night, without a breath
To break repose till dawn of day.”

Robert Montgomery

“Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed.”
George Burns

“- Roger Murtaugh (Lethal Weapon): What do you do, sleep with that thing under your pillow?
- Martin Riggs: I would if I slept.”

Danny Glover - Roger Murtaugh
Mel Gibson - Martin Riggs

- Alison Bradbury: What are you doing?
- Walter "Gib" Gibson: I'm going to bed.
- Alison Bradbury: Not with me you're not.
- Walter "Gib" Gibson: I'm not going to bed with you, I'm going to bed in a bed you happen to be in also.
Daphne Zuniga - Alison Bradbury
John Cusack - Walter "Gib" Gibson

“- Nick Kelson: My crib's upstairs.
- Molly: You sleep in a crib?”
Edward Furlong - Nick Kelson
Tracey Kapisky - Molly

“- Spencer Armacost: It's just a nightmare, baby. You talk when you sleep.
- Jillian Armacost: What was I saying?
- Spencer Armacost: Couldn't tell. Didn't sound like words really. More like sounds.”
Johnny Depp - Commander Spencer Armacost
Charlize Theron - Jillian Armacost

“- Russell: If this is my uncle's house, why are we sleeping in the van?
- Sandra: Who says we're sleeping?”
Larry Cox - Russell
Heidi Kozak - Sandra