Sleeping quotes

“Now, I must inform you; I have a severely deviated septum. When I sleep I make a very disturbing sound... Don't be alarmed, I am fine. Now! Go to sleep...”
Tom Hodges - Lars

“- Gaston: Maybe I'm dreaming. My eyes are open, which means maybe I'm awake dreaming that I'm asleep. Or, or more likely, I'm asleep dreaming that I'm awake wondering if I'm dreaming.
- Isabeau: You are dreaming.”
Matthew Broderick - Gaston
Michelle Pfeiffer - Isabeau

“Yo, I'm Gilbert. This summer, my parents shipped me off to camp. I caught impetigo. And when I got back, my dad had moved out. Only since then he moved back, but he's still sleeping in my room and I'm sleeping on the couch.”
Louis Martin Braga III - Gilbert Bates

“I want to be able to sleep one night and not worry about who's coming in my room or what's gonna happen to me. If I can get that, then I'll be happy.”
Geoffrey Wigdor - Young John

“You stay right where you are. You must be absolutely exhausted. I mean, it’s very late, and you were sound asleep and everything. I suppose you think I’m very brazen or tres fou or something. ”
Audrey Hepburn - Holly Golightly

“- Ellie Grimbridge: Where do you want to sleep, Dr. Challis?
- Daniel Challis: That's a dumb question, Miss Grimbridge.”
Stacey Nelkin - Ellie Grimbridge
Tom Atkins - Daniel Challis

“- Barry Kohler: Okay, I'm running it down now. It will only take a second.
- Ezra Lieberman: Take your time, old men don't go back to sleep once they've been awakened.”
Steve Guttenberg - Barry Kohler
Laurence Olivier - Ezra Lieberman

“Having a kid is great... as long as his eyes are closed and he's not moving or speaking.”
Adam Sandler - Sonny Koufax

“Young boys should never be sent to bed, they always wake up a day older.”
Johnny Depp - Sir James Matthew Barrie

“- Laney Boggs: Simon! Simon, I have got your breakfast! Are you up?
- Simon Boggs: Give me a couple of minutes.
- Laney Boggs: Simon Boggs, there are children in Mexico who have already been up for three hours making clothes for corporate America.”
Rachael Leigh Cook - Laney Boggs
Kieran Culkin - Simon Boggs

“- Jeremy Grey: I didn't get a lot of sleep last night.
- John Beckwith: Soft mattress?
- Jeremy Grey: Yeah, it could have been the soft mattress. Or the midnight rape. Or the nude gay art show that took place in my room. One of those probably added to the lack of sleep.”
Vince Vaughn - Jeremy Grey
Owen Wilson - John Beckwith

“What did it matter where you lay once you were dead? In a stagnant lake or in a marble tower on the top of a high hill? You were dead, you were sleeping the big sleep, you were not bothered by things like that. Oil and water were the same as wind and air to you. You just slept the big sleep, not caring about the nastiness of how you died or...” (continue)(continue reading)
Robert Mitchum - Philip Marlowe

“Let me sleep on the sofa. I love sleeping on the sofa. Beds are too big when you're alone. Let me sleep on the sofa. I love sleeping on the sofa. Beds are too big when you're alone.”
Marsha Mason - Georgia Hines

“- James Humphrey: I never thought I'd be sleeping next to a naked man on this trip.
- George Noon: Just do what I'm doing. Just pretend like you're laying next to a nice soft woman.”
Matt Stone - James Humphrey
Dian Bachar - George Noon

“- Tess Coleman: Honey, wake up.
- Anna Coleman: No.
- Tess Coleman: Anna. Greet the day.”
Jamie Lee Curtis - Tess Coleman
Lindsay Lohan - Anna Coleman

“You ain't shit. You’re just like your daddy. You don't do shit, and you never gonna amount to shit. All you do is eat, sleep, and shit.”
Tyra Ferrell - Mrs. Baker

“- Lord Malice: Looking glass upon the wall, at my command you will show me all.
- The Looking Glass: Keep it down, you noisy creep. You're ruining my beauty sleep.
- Lord Malice: How dare you!”
Malcom McDowell - Lord Malice
Dom DeLuise - The Looking Glass

“- Jimmy the Finn: They say he hasn't slept in like over a year. It's true. I've never seen him sleep. Seriously.
- Danny Parker: Have you ever seen Queen Elizabeth sleep?”
Peter Sarsgaard - Jimmy the Finn
Val Kilmer - Danny Parker

“Why have you disturbed our sleep; awakened us from our ancient slumber? You will die! Like the others before you, one by one, we will take you.”

Ellen Sandweiss - Cheryl

“The woods are lovely, dark, and deep, but I have promises to keep. And miles to go before I sleep, and miles to go before I sleep. Remember. Miles to go before I sleep.”
Donald Pleasence - Nicolai Dalchimsky

“When you're in bed, you're dead.”
Jack Lemmon - Morrie Schwartz

“- Judy Benjamin: To be truthful with you, I can't sleep in a room with 20 strangers.
- Capt. Doreen Lewis: Oh dear.
- Judy Benjamin: And I mean, look at this place. The army couldn't afford drapes? I'll be up at the crack of dawn here!”
Goldie Hawn - Judy Benjamin
Eileen Brennan - Capt. Doreen Lewis

“- Obi-Wan Kenobi: You look tired.
- Anakin Skywalker: I haven't had much sleep of late.
- Obi-Wan Kenobi: Because of your mother? ...Dreams pass in time.”
Ewan McGregor - Ben Obi-Wan Kenobi
Hayden Christensen - Anakin Skywalker

“Enough with the beauty sleep! You're ravishing already!”

Max Casella - Zini

- Kermit the Frog: We were wondering if you could recommend a nice hotel. Actually, a cheap hotel.
- British Gentleman: How cheap?
- Fozzie Bear: Free.
- British Gentleman: Well, that narrows the field a bit. Let's see. "Places where you can park your carcasses". Bus terminals... river banks... The Happiness Hotel...

Jim Henson - Kermit the Frog
Robert Morley - British Gentleman
Frank Oz - Fozzie Bear