Sleeping quotes

- Victoria Grant: I know this is going to sound crazy, but I don't know if I'm even gonna be able to sleep, I'm so tired.
- Carole "Toddy" Todd: I'll get you a cognac.
- Victoria Grant: That'll help me sleep?
- Carole "Toddy" Todd: No, but it makes staying awake a hell of a lot more fun.
Julie Andrews - Victoria Grant
Robert Preston - Carole "Toddy" Todd

“You can sleep. Sleep in my arms. Like a baby bird. Like a broom among brooms... in a broom closet. Like a tiny parrot. Like a whistle. Like a little song. A song sung by a forest... within a forest... a thousand years ago.”

Daniel Day-Lewis - Tomas

“- Lord Droopy: Aren't you awake yet?
- S.B. Bellows: Ohhhhh! I don't know. I haven't looked yet.”
Lionel Pape - Lord Droopy
W.C. Fields - S. B. Bellows

“- Joe: You can get some sleep on the plane!
- Al: You kiddin'? I could sooner fall asleep on a roller coaster. I don't like them jets. I don't trust no plane that ain't got no propellers.”

George Burns - Joe
Art Carney - Al

“When you wake up, wipe the slugs off your face. Be ready for a new day!”

Keanu Reeves - Scott Favor

“I'm going to rest my eyes for a moment. But go on. I am listening...”
Tim Allen - Jason Nesmith

“First day on the job, you know what I learned? How to spot a murderer. Let's say you arrest three guys for the same killing. You put them all in jail overnight. The next morning, whoever's sleeping is your man. You see, if you're guilty, you know you're caught, you get some rest, you let your guard down.”
Chazz Palminteri - Dave Kujan

“- Professor Lillian Sloane: Good night, Gates.
- Tracker Lewis Gates: Good night, Doc. You're not gonna walk around naked in the morning, are you?
- Professor Lillian Sloane: I'll try to restrain myself.”

Barbara Hershey - Prof. Lillian Diane Sloan
Tom Berenger - Lewis Gates

“With back to wall can fight off demon of sleeplessness.”
Warner Oland - Charlie Chan

“I always sleep better with a little sausage in me.”
Cloris Leachman - Great Gam Gam

“- Mathilda: Sleep well?
- Léon: I never really sleep well. Got one eye open, always.
- Mathilda: Yeah, I forgot. You know, I never saw someone with one eye open snore so much.”
Natalie Portman - Mathilda
Jean Reno - Leon

“I can't sleep anymore. It's too much like death.”
Vincent Gardenia - Cosmo Castorini

“It is unasked question which prevent sleep.”
Warner Oland - Charlie Chan

“The rest of you may hate your insomnia but I'm not sure I want a cure for mine. That's when I get all my best ideas... I'm alone, occasionally... with no distractions. My mind is racing with creative ideas and come 3am I feel like a genius.”
Catherine Zeta-Jones - Theo

“I'll sleep with Emery, and after midnight we'll raid the fridge.”
Julian Sands - Nick Hardaway

“- April: Good morning, did you sleep well?
- Jessica: Surprisingly, yes.
- April: Did you have any intresting dreams?
- Jessica: Not in particular, why?
- April: [points down]
- Jessica: Oh my god my first boner! ”
Anna Faris - April
Rob Schneider - Jessica

“- Christina: Girl I’ve been shaking my ass all the way up this hill.
- Courtney: What Track?
- Christina: Track three!
- Courtney: Hootchaaaaaa! ”
Cameron Diaz - Christina Walters
Christina Applegate - Courtney Rockcliffe

“- Lt. Thompson: There's an unsolved murder and I hate unsolved murders, especially ones that my daughter is mixed up in. What are you doing here?
- Nancy Thompson: Look, I just got to see that he's okay.
- Sgt. Garcia: I just checked on him ten minutes ago, he's sleeping like a baby. He's not going anywhere.”

John Saxon - Lt. Thompson
Heather Langenkamp - Nancy Thompson
Joe Unger - Sgt. Garcia

“- Joan: He hasn't slept all week.
- Bumpo: How do you know?
- Joan: 'Cause I haven't slept all week.”

Rebecca Romijn - Joan
John Pinette - Bumpo

“We'll sleep when we're dead, c'mon!”
Aaron Douglas Trimble - Chief Galen Tyrol

“- Max Zorin: You slept well?
- James Bond: A little restless but I got off eventually.”

Christopher Walken - Max Zorin
Sir Roger Moore - James Bond

“- James Bond: Still here, Moneypenny? You should be in bed.
- Miss Moneypenny: James, we both should be!”
Sir Sean Connery - James Bond
Pamela Salem - Miss Moneypenny

“- Darren: Gord, don't hammer them so loud! Jeez, it's late, you're gonna wake your parents up.
- Gord Brody: You're right, I should probably use the electric nail gun.
- Darren: Well, yeah.
[Gord Brody uses the nail gun, making even more loud noise]”

Harland Williams - Darren
Tom Greening - Gord Brody

“Sleep tight, kids.”
Jamie Lee Curtis - Laurie Strode

“- Alex: Dude, your bed is a car.
- Jeff: Yeah, but it’s a fucking sweet car!”
Allen Covert - Alex