Sleeping quotes

“- Maureen Cutter, 'Mo': What'll it be, Alex - coffee or sleep?
- Alex Cutter: Any other choices?”

Lisa Eichhorn - Mo'
John Heard - Alex Cutter

“- Walt Tenor: You'll be able to read a book alone, play golf by yourself, masturbate in private like the good Lord intended.
- Bob Tenor: What are you talking about?
- Walt Tenor: Last night it was like trying to sleep next to a paint-shaker.”

Greg Kinnear - Walt Tenor
Matt Damon - Bob Tenor

“- Arnie: Gilbert is shrinking. Shrinking, shrinking, shrinking, shrinking. I'm not tired yet, Gilbert.
- Gilbert: Well, you gotta go to sleep, okay?
- Arnie: Okay. Goodbye.
- Gilbert: No, it's not goodbye. It's good night.
- Arnie: Yeah.
- Gilbert: Goodbye is for when you're going away and we're not going anywhere, are we?
- Arnie: I know...” (continue)(continue reading)
Leonardo DiCaprio - Arnie Grape
Johnny Depp - Gilbert Grape

“Do you know why they call it the American Dream? Because it only happens when you are asleep.”
Emil Marwa - Vijay Rao

“And now I lay me down to sleep, I pray the lord my soul to keep. And if I die before I wake, I pray the lord my soul to take.”
Heather Langenkamp - Nancy Thompson

“- Garth Algar: How can you sleep like that?
- Del Preston: Listen, sonny Jim. Sleeping like this will add ten years to your life. I learned it from Keith Richards when I toured with the Stones. This may be the reason why Keith cannot be killed by conventional weapons.”

Dana Carvey - Garth Algar
Ralph Brown - Del Preston

“- Sassy: Even a great beauty needs her beauty sleep!
- Chance: Beauty sleep? You'd have to sleep for, like, a month!”
Sally Field - Sassy
Michael J. Fox - Chance

“Darlene and Roy have to sleep together. It'll make it even. It's like a dealer trade-in.”
Billy Bob Thornton - Lonnie Earl Dodd

“- Princess Ann: Why can't I sleep in pajamas?
- Countess Vereberg: Pajamas?
- Princess Ann: Just the top part. Did you know that there are people who sleep with absolutely nothing on at all?
- Countess Vereberg: I rejoice to say I do not.”
Audrey Hepburn - Princess Ann
Margaret Rawlings - Countess Vereberg

“- Sebastian: I think there was a pea under my pillow.
- Henry: I'll look into it, Sir.”

Robin Dunne - Sebastian Valmont
Clement von Franckenstein - Henry

“- Lord Arthur Goring: Shouldn't you be in bed, Miss Mabel?
- Miss Mabel Chiltern: Lord Goring!
- Lord Arthur Goring: My father always tells me to go to bed, so I don't see why I shouldn't give you the same advice. I always pass on good advice. It is the only sensible thing to do with it.”
Rupert Everett - Lord Arthur Goring
Minnie Driver - Miss Mabel Chiltern

“- Jake Phillips: You're ever vigilant, I see.
- Rick Latimer: Where I come from, we knock.
- Jake Phillips: Where I come from, we pick locks. With your permission, I'll replace your old rusty one with a new deadbolt.”

Louis Gossett Jr. - Jake Phillips
Jim Belushi - Rick Latimer

“- Mary: Do you know what it's like trying to sleep in a one-room apartment when a couple's making love five feet from you?
- Norman Bates: Noisy?”
Meg Tilly - Mary Loomis
Anthony Perkins - Norman Bates

“How much room do you need to sleep? Shoes. They need their space.”
Tomiko Fraser - Holly

“- Elizabeth Driscoll: Oh, Matthew, I can't go on! I wanna go to sleep. I can't stay awake any more.
- Matthew Bennell: You have to. You have to stay awake.”
Brooke Adams - Elizabeth Driscoll
Donald Sutherland - Matthew Bennell

“- Mrs. Marjorie Davies: How did you rest?
- Freddie: With one eye open.”
Ann Harding - Mrs. Marjorie Davies
George Tobias - Freddie

“I'm afraid we're running out of room. Two of you will have to sleep on hangers on a hook on the wall.”
Jerry Nelson - Emily 'Ma' Bear

“- Angela Walsh: Mommy? Why can't Jesse wake up like everybody else?
- Mrs. Walsh: Oh, honey, he's all right. He's just having a bad dream.”

Christie Clark - Angela Walsh
Hope Lange - Mrs. Walsh

“- Shawn Holloway: Get up. It's morning.
- Mathew Richmond: My God! Why didn't you tell me?
- Shawn Holloway: I thought I just did.”
Selma Blair - Shawn Holloway
D.W. Moffett - Mathew Richmond

“- Snowbell: This better be important.
- Stuart Little: Margalo's still missing.
- Snowbell: I should have been more specific. I meant important to me.”

Nathan Lane - Snowbell
Michael J. Fox - Stuart Little

“- Ordell Robbie: What the fuck you doing knockin' on the door like the goddamn police? You wanna die?
- Max Cherry: I thought you might be asleep.
- Ordell Robbie: You keep fucking with me, you're gonna be asleep forever.”
Samuel L. Jackson - Ordell Robbie
Robert Forster - Max Cherry

“When I go to bed at night I do 4 things. I drop my robe, slide under the sheets, turn on my left side and stick out my ass. That's it. That's the signal. I just - I back it right up there because I know when I do, no matter how cold the damn thing is, no matter how difficult it might feel, no matter how desperately we want to kill each other...” (continue)(continue reading)
Susan Sarandon - Jojo Floss

“What's wrong with my life? Why is my wife sleeping with someone else? Why can't I sleep?”
Jeff Goldblum - Ed Okin

“- Jack Ryan: I can never sleep on a plane. Turbulence.
- Flight Attendant: Pardon?
- Jack Ryan: Turbulence. Solar radiation heats the Earth's crust, warm air rises, cold air descends - turbulence. I, I don't like that.”
Alec Baldwin - Jack Ryan

“You only get one shot at life. Why waste it on sleep?”
Toby Stephens - Gustav Graves