Sport quotes

“- Chief Warren Kincaid: What are you gonna study?
- David: Theatre arts.
- Chief Warren Kincaid: But on an athletic scholarship, right? Playing hockey?
- David: Figure skating.”
John Ritter - Chief Warren Kincaid
Gordon Michael Woolvett - David

“The truth is, you guys have been given something that every athlete dreams of: a second chance. And you're afraid of blowing it. We all are. But now our fear is shared, and we can overcome it together.”
Gene Hackman - Jimmy McGinty

“The trouble with sports cars, there's no room for anybody else maybe one other person max. But if you want to take a real road trip luggage and all, you don’t even have room for a friend. I mean there cool and fast and all, but who wants to be in a nice car when you're alone all.”

Mike Weinberg - Kevin McCallister

“- Fairchild Van Waldenberg: Two men skating together? And in our division, no less! Why, Stranz? Why is God singling us out to the greatest suffering the world has ever known?
- Stranz Van Waldenberg: I don't know, sis; those two are just a couple of freaks.
- Fairchild Van Waldenberg: Yeah, and the media loves freaks.”
Amy Poehler - Fairchild Van Waldenberg
Will Arnett - Stranz Van Waldenberg

“- Dick Kelly: We have a long standing bet: who's the better golfer. Obviously I've got the bigger three wood.
- Lenore: Good. Maybe you can use it to hit your balls right into my vagina.
- Jason Kelly: Holy shit.”
Robert De Niro - Dick Kelly
Aubrey Plaza - Lenore
Zac Efron - Jason Kelly

“Women weaken legs.”
Sylvester Stallone - Rocky Balboa

“- President Dedmon: Jack, I may not know football, but I have dealt with the NCAA. They like their rules, and the biggest one is freshmen are not allowed to play intercollegiate athletics.
- Jack Lengyel: That's why you're gonna get them to make an exception.
- President Dedmon: How am I supposed to...
- Jack Lengyel: Explain it to them. We...” (continue)(continue reading)
David Strathairn - President Dedmon
Matthew McConaughey - Jack Lengyel

“- Nubie: You always run the ball! Why can't I run the ball?
- Hanon: Because you're slow, and no one likes you.”
Matthew McCurley - Nubie
Troy Simmons - Hanon

“- Junior Healy: Dad, hockey is a dangerous sport.
- Ben Healy: No, it's not about hockey. It's about the way you treat other people.
- Junior Healy: I did nothing to Blade and those other guys that they wouldn't have done to me... except they couldn't have done it with as much style!”

Justin Chapman - Junior Healy
William Katt - Ben Healy

“I used to believe in this sport and Armstrong is killing it!”

Chris O'Dowd - David Walsh

“Go on, go on and be perfect.”
Derek Luke - Boobie Miles

“- Adam: I love hockey.
- Caroline: You didn't even know what a power-play was.
- Adam: I know. But next time you can tell me.”
Christian Slater - Adam
Marisa Tomei - Caroline

“Attack without mercy, keep your head down and don't look back.”
Ben Foster - Lance Armstrong

“- Sugar Kane Kowalczyk: Isn't water polo terribly dangerous?
- Junior: I'll say. I had two ponies drowned under me.”
Marilyn Monroe - Sugar Kane Kowalczyk
Tony Curtis - Junior

“I've seen you guys can shoot but there's more to the game than shooting. There's fundamentals and defense.”
Gene Hackman - Coach Norman Dale

“I thought black people couldn't ski. Or is that swimming?”
Brendan Gleeson - Gerry Boyle

“The reason they call it 'golf' is that all the other 4 letter words were used up.”
Leslie William Nielsen

“If you drink don't drive. Don't even putt.”
Dean Martin

“She likes to run alone. No pressure, no stress. This is the one place she can be herself. Look any way she wants, dress, think any way she wants. No game playing, no rules.”

Helen Hunt - Darcy Maguire

“These men are not machines. We must honor our warriors.”

Will Smith - Dr. Bennet Omalu

“I don't do a huge amount of physical activity. I play tennis, I work out sporadically, and I eat well and take care of myself.”
Harrison Ford

“- Peter Klaven: I made reservations to play golf on Sunday for the four of us.
- Sydney Fife: No, Pete, I told you, I don't play sports with women.
- Peter Klaven: Look, man, you told my fiancee that she needs to give me blowies in front of my whole family, alright? You owe me.
- Sydney Fife: You make a valid point.”
Paul Rudd - Peter Klaven
Jason Segel - Sydney Fife

“- Bruce Wayne: Silica-based quartz sand fabric. Abrasion resistant. Heat resistant.
- Barry Allen: Uh... yeah, I do... competitive ice dancing.
- Bruce Wayne: It's what they use on the space shuttle to prevent it from burning up on re-entry.
- Barry Allen: I do... very competitive ice dancing.”

Ben Affleck - Bruce Wayne
Ezra Miller - Barry Allen

- Jeannine: Can you ever break the ball?
- Conrad "Con" Jarrett: You can't break the ball. Can't break the floor. Can't break anything in a bowling alley. And that's what I like about bowling alleys. Can't even break the record.
Elizabeth McGovern - Jeannine
Timothy Hutton - Conrad

“- Gordon Bombay: Shut up! You guys stink! I thought we came here to play hockey.
- Peter Mark: [sarcastically] You know, I knew we forgot something.”
Emilio Estevez - Gordon Bombay
J.D. Daniels - Peter