Sport quotes

“- Kelly Youngblood: Would you rather spread manure, or play hockey in Madison Square Garden in front of 20,000 people?
- Dean Youngblood: Spread manure.
- Kelly Youngblood: You candy ass!”
Jim Youngs - Kelly Youngblood
Rob Lowe - Dean Youngblood

“Pass, shoot, score!”
Chris Koch - Mark Pavelich

“- Pete: You think if I cut my arm off they'd let me in the special Olympics? I really want to win a medal.
- Auggie Mulligan: Pete, I want you to go sit by the garbage and think about what you just said.”
Jed Rhein - Pete
Gabriel Mann - Auggie Mulligan

“The lord wants you to put your foot on their balls and believe in it, because that's what wins football games. Not jumping offsides like a bunch of wimps and faggots.”
Paul Gleason - Wayne Hisler

“Look at it! It's a once in a lifetime opportunity, man! Let me go out there and let me get one wave, just one wave before you take me in. I mean, come on man, where I am I gonna go? Cliffs on both sides! I'm not gonna paddle my way to New Zealand! Come on, compadre. Come on.”
Patrick Swayze - Bodhi

“As you can see, it's a highly advanced state of the art equipment and makes a man into a better man, a super, a great athlete into super athlete by harnessing all his strength most of the world is ignorant to body chemistry we wish to educate your country.”

Michael Pataki - Nicoli Koloff

“I love sports. When I'm not playing, I'm watching, reading, or otherwise obsessing about them.”
Mark Waters

“- Ronald Miller: I just think it would be more fun to party with those guys our senior year... go to the games...
- Kenneth Wurman: We go to ALL the games.
- Ronald Miller: We sit in the visiting section Kenneth... at our own school.”
Patrick Dempsey - Ronald Miller
Courtney Gains - Kenneth Wurman

“I didn't know anything about martial arts. I'm a big fan, but I never practiced martial arts.”
Wong Kar-wai

- Red Puckett: Huh? What's this?
- Granny: Oh, it says "World's Greatest Grandma".
- Red Puckett: Grandma, I can read. It says "Battle of the Iron Cage Gladiators".

Anne Hathaway - Red Puckett
Glenn Close - Granny

“- Dewey: What a ride!
- Louie: Yeah, I wouldn't mind doing it again now that I know that you can live through it!”
Russi Taylor - Dewey
Russi Taylor - Louie

“One period left. One period away from winning it all or losing to these miserable hackers with their shit-eating grins and their Saturday night wrestling tactics. One period away from remembering something for the rest of your life or something you wanna forget.”
Ed Lauter - Murray Chadwick

“- Jack McDermott: You told me you played for the New York Rangers.
- Billy Caufield: Are you saying I didn't?
- Dr. Weitzman: Attacking a referee on the ice doesn't make you a hockey player either.”
Peter Boyle - Jack McDermott
Michael Keaton - Billy Caufield
Dennis Boutsikaris - Dr. Weitzman

“- Torrance Shipman: Will Advanced Chem get you off my back?
- Christine Shipman Not completely, but it'll help.
- Torrance Shipman: Done.You know, mothers have killed to get their daughters on squads.
- Christine Shipman: That mother didn't kill anybody. She hired a hit man.”

Kirsten Dunst - Torrance Shipman
Sherry Hursey - Christine Shipman

“Who the hell is Julius Caesar? You know I don't follow the NBA!”

Will Ferrell - Ron Burgundy

“All I'm saying is, there's a reason why Sporty Spice is the only one without a fella!”

Juliet Stevenson - Paula Paxton

“- Lou Redwood: Well, he sat on the bench, right? I mean, if you watch a porn movie, doesn't mean you got laid.
- Dick Pepperfield: No. No, in fact it often means the opposite.”

Will Arnett - Lou Redwood
Andrew Daly - Dick Pepperfield

“- Darryl Jenks: So, what do you people play in Africa? Chase the monkey?
- Prince Akeem: No, our favorite game there is football, but I believe you call it soccer!”
Eriq La Salle - Darryl Jenks
Eddie Murphy - Prince Akeem

“Rock, let's put it this way. Now, three years ago you was supernatural. You was hard and you was nasty and you had this cast-iron jaw but then the worst thing happened to you, that could happen to any fighter. You got civilized.”
Burgess Meredith - Mickey Goldmill

“Who you goin to the dance with anyway? Spalding?”

“Do you think it's important for a first baseman to be left-handed?”
Kaley Cuoco - Karin Carter

“God... if You can hear me, please... send me one real baseball player. That's all I ask. And if you can't grant me that then... well... you might as well just strike me dead right here and now.”
Scott Bakula - Gus Cantrell

“- Lucifer: I gotta burn off these calories fast, before I blow up. Let's go rollerblading or something. You wanna come along, Dark?
- Dark: I'd rather have my ball hairs burned off with an acetylene torch!”
Kathleen Robertson - Lucifer
James Duval - Dark

“- Irv: Dig where I'm coming from. I'm coming from two gold medals. I'm coming from nine world records in both the two and four-man events. I'm coming from ten years of intense competition with the best athletes in the world.
- Sanka Coffie: That's a hell of a place to be coming from!”
John Candy - Irv
Doug E. Doug - Sanka Coffie

“- Charles: I thought you said you were on the trampoline team in high school.
- Laura: I was on the trampoline team in high school.
- Charles: That must have been before it became a competitive sport.
- Laura: I never said I was any good you know.”
John Heard - Charles
Mary Beth Hurt - Laura