Sport quotes

“We all lived in the neighborhood for a couple of more years mostly through junior high school and every summer was great. But none of them ever came close to that first one. When one guy would move away, we never replaced him on the team with anyone else. We just kept the game going like he was still there.”
Tom Guiry - Scotty Smalls

“- Goldberg: Be careful man, it almost hit me that time!
- Charlie Conway: Goldberg, you're the goalie. It's supposed to hit you.
- Goldberg: Does that sound stupid to anyone else?”
Shaun Weiss - Goldberg
Joshua Carter Jackson - Charlie Conway

“Lord Vile, I've broken Juggers in half, smashed their bones, left the ground behind me wet with brains. There's nothing I wouldn't do to win. But I never hurt anyone for any reason other than sticking a dog's skull on a stake.”
Max Fairchild - Gonzo

“Five players on the floor functioning as one single unit: team, team, team. No one more important that the other.”

Gene Hackman - Coach Norman Dale

“I would just like to say that physical education in this school is a disgrace. I mean, standing in line for forty minutes is hardly aerobically effective. I doubt I've worked off the calories in a stick of Carefree gum.”
Alicia Silverstone - Cher

“- Tyler McCord: Hey, that's Brad Tolliver! Dad, he doesn't have a rocking chair.
- Tolliver: A what?
- Tyler McCord: My dad said you should be sitting in a rocking chair instead of on the ice.”

Ross Malinger - Tyler McCord
Jay Caufield - Tolliver

“I'm going to give you a little advice. There's a force in the universe that makes things happen. And all you have to do is get in touch with it, stop thinking, let things happen, and be the ball.”

Chevy Chase - Ty Webb

“I like a sporting event in which I know the outcome ahead of time. It's more organized.”
Steve Martin - Master Sergeant Ernest G. Bilko