Sport quotes

“- Ashley: Compliments of Tae-Bo, 2 hours a day 5 days a week.
- Charlene Morton: Compliments of the hood, 24 hours a day all my life!”
Missi Pyle - Ashley
Queen Latifah - Charlene Morton

“Baseball's just a phase, it'll pass. But science is always cool.”
Rick Moranis - Wayne

I am in training, always. In my life, there is no time for women. It is all "run-run-run". Because of this, I am "chaste".
Michael Fremer - René Fromage

“- Dr. Emmett Brown: And in the future, we don't need horses. We have motorized carriages called automobiles.
- Jeb, Saloon Old-Timer #3: If everybody's got one of these auto-whatsits, does anybody walk or run anymore?
- Dr. Emmett Brown: Of course we run. But for recreation. For fun.
- Jeb, Saloon Old-Timer #3: Run for fun? What the hell kind of...” (continue)(continue reading)
Chris Lloyd - Dr. Emmett Brown
Pat Buttram - Jeb, Saloon Old-Timer #3

“Your mine, Pom Pom!”
Sam Horrigan - Spike

“If you get 3000 hits, you don't have to be a team player.”
Rich Komenich - Big Horse Borelli

“- Hector: You should start roadwork. Run three miles, four times a week.
- Diana Guzman: Three miles? You gotta be kidding me.
- Hector: At least three. At this rate, you wouldn't last one round in the ring.
- Diana Guzman: But I got power, you said so.
- Hector: Big deal! You got the endurance of a corpse.”
Jaime Tirelli - Hector
Michelle Rodriguez - Diana Guzman

“- Julie Schofield: Isn't there anything you miss at all?
- Guy Bennett: I miss the cricket.”
Betsy Brantley - Julie Schofield
Rupert Everett - Guy Bennett

“Everyone runs in her own way, or his own way. And where does the power come from, to see the race to its end? From within.”
Ian Charleson - Eric Liddell

“I know men younger than myself who have taken a pension, put on stupid little white shirts... cut off sleeves, alligator on the tit... and spent the rest of their days beating the hell out of a little white ball with an iron club. My God... the thought of it makes me want to puke.”

George C. Scott - General Harlan Bache

“We take the shit, we smash the shit, and then we put the shit back.”

Howie Mandel - Maurice

“The gym was packed to the rafters. A wild crowd hungry to see what was in us. I already knew what was in us. Ambition, pride, dissatisfaction at a life turned just the wrong way.”
Josh Hartnett - Dwight 'Bucky' Bleichert

“- Cher: I'm captain of the Pismo Beach disaster relief.
- Mel Horowitz: I don't think they need your skis.
- Cher: Daddy, some people lost all their belongings. Don't you think that includes athletic equipment?”
Alicia Silverstone - Cher
Dan Hedaya - Mel Horowitz

“- Walter Hagen: Tell me Bobby why do you play this game?
- Bobby Jones: I play because I love it.
- Walter Hagen: Well I play for the money. I have to win. That is why every time we face each other I will always beat you.”
Jeremy Northam - Walter Hagen
Jim Caviezel - Bobby Jones

Me, I keep healthy. I take seven showers a day to keep clean, also because I'm so vulgarly referred to as "outdoors-y". Well, I'm not "outdoors-y", I'm athletic. I sweat! There it is, now we both know the sordid truth: I sweat, and you're deaf.

Cate Blanchett - Katharine Hepburn

“Keep swingin'. Maybe you'll give them a cold.”
Emilio Estevez - Gordon Bombay

“- Delilah: You're not good at studying Stan, you're good at football. You should stick to what you're good at.
- Stan: Yeah, I've always been good at football, and basketball, and every other sport I've tried. I think maybe it's time I should try something I'm not so good at, something different.”

Shawn Hatosy - Delilah Profitt
Shawn Hatosy - Stan Rosado

“That's it, I'm leaving the country. I'm moving to New Mexico.”
Michael Zwiener - Rudy Zolteck

“- Torrance Shipman: Ever been to a cheerleading competition?
- Missy Pantone: Oh, you mean like a football game?
- Torrance Shipman: No, not a game, those are like practices for us. I'm talking about a tournament. ESPN cameras all around. Hundreds of people cheering.
- Cliff Pantone: Wait a minute, people cheering... cheerleaders?
- Torrance...” (continue)(continue reading)
Kirsten Dunst - Torrance Shipman
Eliza Dushku - Missy Pantone
Jesse Bradford - Cliff Pantone

“- Jan: They don't go, we win; once again, we're the best.
- Torrance Shipman: I define being the best as competing against the best there is out there and beating them. They have to go.”
Nathan West - Jan
Kirsten Dunst - Torrance Shipman

“- Detective Lou Petrocelli: There's a homicidal maniac wandering around the neighborhood. You don't want to do anything about it?
- Luigi: You have been busting my balls ever since you got promoted. Now, why is that? Wasn't I good to you when you were a kid? Didn't I take you to Yankee Stadium Didn't you met Mickey Mantle? He signed a baseball...” (continue)(continue reading)
Anthony LaPaglia - Detective Lou Petrocelli
Ben Gazzara - Luigi

“I'm not a pistoleer or a knife-smith like that greaser Chavez Chavez over there. I'm a pugilist.”
Casey Siemaszko - Charles 'Charley' Bowdre

“- Coach Klein: Bobby, can you do that for me every game?
- Robert 'Bobby' Boucher Jr.: Coach, not only will I do it for you, I... I... I... yes, yes, I'll do it for you.”

Henry Winkler - Coach Klein
Adam Sandler - Robert 'Bobby' Boucher Jr.

“Hey Pope, why don't you go build yourself a new gym at the Vatican.”
Michael Keaton - Johnny Dangerously

“Stay in school and use your brain. Be a doctor, be a lawyer, carry a leather briefcase. Forget about sports as a profession. Sports make ya grunt and smell. See, be a thinker, not a stinker.”
Carl Weathers - Apollo