Sport quotes

“You know what cops do when they retire? They play golf. I don't want to play golf. I hate fucking golf.”
Bruce Willis - Jeff Talley

“I almost forgot. I won't be able to make it fellas. Veronica and I trying this new fad called uh, jogging. I believe it's jogging or yogging. it might be a soft j. I'm not sure but apparently you just run for an extended period of time. It's supposed to be wild.”
Will Ferrell - Ron Burgundy

“I don't give a shit where I play as long as I go number one in the draft and I sign the biggest contract I can. I've been busting my ass in this league for four years, and I'm gonna get what's coming to me.”
Patrick Swayze - Derek Sutton

“- K.O. Stradivarius: Time out! Time out!
- Moe: I suppose you'll want the afternoon off.”

Curly Howard - Curley, aka K.O. Stradivarius
Moe Howard - Moe

“- Jesse Walsh: Schneider shouldn't have called you out on that last play.
- Ron Grady: Yeah, well, Schneider's got a stick up his ass today.
- Jesse Walsh: Schneider's always got a stick up his ass.”
Mark Patton - Jesse Walsh
Robert Rusler - Ron Grady

“- Woman Reporter: It's a big day for American cycling, to have two Americans beat an Olympic champ. You must feel some pride.
- Jerome: Come on man, walk it off.
- Muzzin: No, no, I'm alright. OK. I'm not riding for America lady. I tried riding for America. I spent four years of my life working shitty jobs so I could train and make the Olympic...” (continue)(continue reading)
Judith Jordan - Woman Reporter
Robert Townsend - Jerome
Luca Bercovici - Muzzin

“- Herb Brooks: A bruise on the leg is a hell of a long way from the heart, candy ass.
- Rob McClanahan: What'd you call me?
- Herb Brooks: You heard me!
- Rob McClanahan: You want me to play huh? Is that what you want?
- Herb Brooks: I want you to be a hockey player!
- Rob McClanahan: I am a hockey player! You want me to play on some leg? I’ll...” (continue)(continue reading)
Kurt Russell - Herb Brooks
Nathan West - Rob McClanahan

“- Coach Willis: You're not much into sports.
- Casey: I don't think that a person should run unless he's being chased.”
Robert Patrick - Coach Joe Willis
Elijah Wood - Casey Connor

“- Max Reede: Is wrestling real?
- Fletcher Reede: In the Olympics, yes. On channel 23, no.”
Justin Cooper - Max Reede
Jim Carrey - Fletcher Reede

“I know your a good football player. You may even be great. And I am gonna push you until we find out.”
The Rock - Sean Porter

“- Ron Burgundy: Um, Brick, before I let you go, are you still having your celebrity golf tournament?
- Brick Tamland: Um, no, no. Too many people died last year, so we're not gonna.”
Will Ferrell - Ron Burgundy
Paul Rudd - Brick Tamland

“You know what you do first thing every morning? Read the sports page. You know why? Best part of the newspaper. Winners, losers, how it happened, score. And we got a much better game than the one they give the players.”
Bruce Dern - The Detective

“- Pete Monash: If he claims that he doesn't really like watching sports, he's just trying to sleep with you.
- Rosalee Futch: Got it.
- Pete Monash: And if he claims to love animals, then he's just really trying to sleep with you. Guys are guys Rosie. Rich or poor. Famous or grocers. Just do me one favor ok? Guard your carnale treasure.”
Christopher Grace - Pete Monash
Kate Bosworth - Rosalee Futch

“- Jeffrey: Wanna play Frisbee?
- Keegan: A plastic spinning dog toy? No thanks!”
Ben Michaels - Jeffrey
Ashley Hughes - Keegan

“- Joe Pendleton: Do I... play Polo?
- Sisk: Not really, sir.”
Warren Beatty - Joe Pendleton
Joseph Maher - Sisk

“When you get a base hit in this millennium, then you can come on down there, and talk to me.”

Brian White - Rex 'T-Rex' Pennebaker

“- Captain Robert Hatch - The Players: U.S.A.: Where do I stand for a corner kick?
- Capt. John Colby - The Players: England: At the far post, facing the ball.
- Captain Robert Hatch - The Players: U.S.A.: Thanks. For a while there I thought you were keeping it a secret.”

Sylvester Stallone - Captain Robert Hatch - The Players: U.S.A.
Sir Michael Caine - Capt. John Colby - The Players: England

- Jeannine: Conrad, I'm not a very good bowler, what I mean is, I'm a funny bowler.
- Conrad "Con" Jarrett: Oh, well we don't have to go bowling if you'd rather not. How funny are ya?
- Jeannine: On a scale of one to ten... about a ten.
- Conrad "Con" Jarrett: Oh... yeah, that's pretty funny.
Elizabeth McGovern - Jeannine
Timothy Hutton - Conrad

“Now what you have to understand Bobby is that three bad shots and one good shot still make par. You see, golf is the game of recovery.”
Jeremy Northam - Walter Hagen

“- Tommy Judd: You know... What I really hate about cricket, is that it is such a damned good game.
- Guy Bennett: Ah! Judd's Paradox. Of course, cricket is a fundamental part of the capitalist conspiracy.
- Tommy Judd: Of course.
- Guy Bennett: One only has to observe the two of them seen. There's the Proletariat forced to labour in the field,...” (continue)(continue reading)
Colin Firth - Tommy Judd
Rupert Everett - Guy Bennett

“- Reporter at Spring Training: Where do the Sox rank in terms of importance in your life?
- Ben: I say the Red Sox... sex... and breathing.”
Steve Levy - Reporter at Spring Training
Jimmy Fallon - Ben

“Are we not in America? Isn't Baseball America's favorite pastime?”
Kelly Preston - Jane Aubrey

“When I was a sportswoman on the East German Olympic Track and Field team, they dispensed anabolic steroids as freely as here in America they dole out Gator-Ade.”
Arnold Schwarzenegger - Dr. Alex Hesse

“- Gene Okerlund: Steroids aren't used in wrestling anymore, are they Jesse?
- Jesse Ventura: Or any less.”
Gene Okerlund - Gene Okerlund
Jesse Ventura - Jesse Ventura

“Surfing's a man's domain. No minnows in the shark tank.”
Nicholas Brendon - Starcat