Sport quotes

“When you are not training, someone else is training, to kick your ass!”
Michelle Rodriguez - Diana Guzman

“- Felipe Restano: What's more important to you, rugby or girls?
- Nando Parrado: Girls. You?
- Felipe Restano: Girls.
- Nando Parrado: But when I'm playing rugby, rugby's the most important thing.
- Felipe Restano: Yeah, unless girls are watching.
- Nando Parrado: Right.”
Josh Lucas - Felipe Restano
Ethan Hawke - Nando Parrado

This excitement isn't just about the fun of baseball. It's not about the prize. It's about the gloating and rubbing their noses in it. The "Nah-Nah-Nah-Nah-Nah! We beat you!" taunting if you will, that comes with the winning.
Harry Shearer - Dog Announcer

- Roy McAvoy: Parred the backside with a 7-iron.
- David Simms: Why?
- Dr. Molly Griswold: Yeah, that's exactly right. That's the question, "Why?"
- Romeo Posar: Because he broke his other clubs. Snapped them in two.
Kevin Costner - Roy McAvoy
Don Johnson - David Simms
Rene Russo - Dr. Molly Griswold
Cheech Marin - Romeo Posar

“We haven't got any use for gamblers around here. You've done your best to ruin baseball, and horse racing, and this is one game that's clean and is gonna stay clean.”
Pat O'Brien - Knute Rockne

“I'm Ralph Cox. I'm from whereever's not gonna get me hit!”
Kenneth Mitchell - Ralph Cox

“- Coach Ted Orion: Goldberg! When's the last time you practiced?
- Goldberg: We don't really practice, per se. We either play or play around. You know, have fun. You know, that thing that makes you smile and laugh.”
Jeffrey Nordling - Coach Ted Orion
Shaun Weiss - Greg "Goldie" Goldberg

“I’m a ball player.”
Sanaa Lathan - Monica Wright

“I like sports and that's it.”
Omar Epps - Mike

“This is hockey, ok? It's not rocket surgery.”
Mike Myers - Donnie Shulzhoffer

“- Dottie Hinson: How good am I?
- Jimmy Dugan: You stink, you're lousy, you're only the best player in the league.”
Geena Davis - Dottie Hinson
Tom Hanks - Jimmy Dugan

“- Rob McClanahan: How’s your legs?
- Jack O'Callahan: I'll let you know when I can feel them!”
Nathan West - Rob McClanahan
Michael Mantenuto - Jack O'Callahan

“I want a girl to be on the cover of Surf magazine. It would be great if that girl were me, but any girl would do.”
Kate Bosworth - Anne Marie Chadwick

“Dodgeball is a sport of violence, exclusion, and degradation.”
Hank Azaria - Young Patches O'Houlihan

“- Roy McAvoy: Look, I love Earl, okay, but... I need you.
- Romeo Posar: You don't love me?
- Roy McAvoy: Yeah, yeah, I love you too, goddammit.
- Romeo Posar: Well, as much as Earl?
- Roy McAvoy: I don't know! I mean, when I was with Earl, I was thinking of you... Yes, as much as Earl. More than Earl. More than Earl.
- Romeo Posar: Am I...” (continue)(continue reading)

Kevin Costner - Roy McAvoy
Cheech Marin - Romeo Posar

“Sex and golf are the two things you can enjoy even if you're not good at them.”
Kevin Costner - Roy McAvoy

“It is the height of six American football fields, or five Canadian football fields. As if Canadian football really counts.”

Stanley Anderson - Edwin S. Simon

“What's this? The Oreo line?”

Michael Ooms - McGill

“- Coach Finstock: He wanted to drop off the team. His mother was a widow, all crippled up. She was scrubbing floors. She had this pin in her hip. So he wanted to drop basketball and get a job. Now these were poor people, these were hungry people with real problems. Understand what I'm saying?
- Scott Howard: What happened to the kid?
- Coach...” (continue)(continue reading)

Jay Tarses - Coach Finstock
Michael J. Fox - Scott Howard

“Nothing like fresh powder.”

Vin Diesel - Xander Cage

“- Mr. Ducksworth: Are you prepared to lose your job over some kids, some game?
- Bombay: That depends, sir. Are you prepared to fire me over some kids, some game?”
Josef Sommer - Gerald Ducksworth
Emilio Estevez - Gordon Bombay

“- Slammer: What makes you think you can be a Black Hero?
- Jack Spade: I'm an ex-football player.”
Jim Brown - Slammer
Keenen Ivory Wayans - Jack Spade

“I finally got it down to the absolute basic essentials: club, ball, swing. The rest of it is just walking around the park wearing funny pants.”
Chevy Chase - Ty Webb

“- Joanne: Okay. Like shuttleboard.
- James Lennox: It's shufflebaord and no. You gotta think like snooker, poker, and free-rock climbing. This is dangerous shit.”

Polly Shannon - Joanne
Peter Outerbridge - James Lennox

“Just one little drawback to this delightful winter sport. The high-speed crash. Oh! That hurt. Always remember, your bones will not break in a bobsled. No, no, no. They shatter.”
John Candy - Irv