Sport quotes

“They're bigger! They're stronger! They're faster! They've got more facial hair!”

Matt Doherty - Lester Averman

“Now that we're official, you think we have room for one more on the Rad team?”
Laura Jacoby - Wesley Jones

“Stand tall, fly straight... U.S.A. all the way!!!!”
Emilio Estevez - Gordon Bombay

“- Kevin: Hammersmith? If that kid of yours pulls another stunt like that, you're both out of here.
- Mr. Hammersmith: Hey, come on! I thought you wanted to win this thing!
- Kevin: Not like that.”
Ed O'Neill - Kevin O'Shea
Brian Haley - Mike Hammersmith

“Five seconds left in the game. Do you believe in miracles? Yes!”
Al Michaels - Al Michaels

“- Nacho: I'm not listening to you! You only believe in science. That's probably why we never win!
- Esqueleto: We never win because you are fat!”

Jack Black - Nacho
Héctor Jiménez - Esqueleto

“There's two positions in snowboarding. One is looking cool and the other is dead!”
Eddie Izzard - Himself

“What is sumo but a dance between giants? What is business but a dance between companies? I would like to know about every kind of dance.”

Zhang Ziyi - Sayuri

“I want you to take a moment, and I want you to look each other in the eyes. I want you to put each other in your hearts forever because forever is about to happen here in just a few minutes.”

Billy Bob Thornton - Coach Gary Gaines

“If that's not Shaquille O'Neal in left, that baby's outta here.”
Bob Uecker - Harry Doyle

“- Tamara: Don't tell me you'd rather go to football.
- Rod: Well, I am male.”
Sophie Linfield - Tamara
Neil Maskell - Rod

“- Reporter: Should we believe the hype?
- Boobie Miles: What hype?
- Reporter: The hype about Boobie Miles.
- Boobie Miles: Now hype is something that's not for real. I'm all real.”
Robert Flores - Reporter
Derek Luke - Boobie Miles

“That was intense, really intense. Well, not really intense, but pretty intense.”

Chris Pontius - himself

“- Lt. Col. 'Bull' Meechum: I didn't know you looked so stacked, sports fans.
- Mary Anne Meechum: How sicko sexual can you get?”
Robert Duvall - Lt. Col. 'Bull' Meechum
Lisa Jane Persky - Mary Anne Meechum

“My brother's in a wheel chair because of a freak accident as a kid. One day we were playing touch football and he fell off the roof.”
Shawn Hatosy - Tim Dunphy

“Mother, just because I wear trakkies and play sport does not make me a lesbian!”
Keira Knightley - Juliette 'Jules' Paxton

“Your mother's so stupid she exercises when she could just get like, liposuction or something!”
Jaime King - Heather Vandergeld

“Careful, kid. They'll break your heart.”

Lenny Clarke - Uncle Carl

“- Mark: This is a hell of a way for you to find out.
- Mildred: Find out what?
- Mark: Well, that I'm gay for one thing... come on, you never suspected?
- Mildred: You were always so good at sports.”
Jay Mohr - Mark
Ellen Burstyn - Mildred

“You know why I like golf, Mr. Carter? 'Cause the ball just keeps going away. The only sport where you hit that little sucker and it doesn't come back at you. I've gotta want to go after it and get it and when I get to it... I just knock it away again. You see what I'm saying, Mr. Carter? Once I get rid of it, I never wanna see it again.”
Alan Cumming - Jeremy Kinnear

“We're in the business of winning.”
Billy Bob Thornton - Coach Gary Gaines

“I'll be your coach, I won't be your friend.”
Kurt Russell - Herb Brooks

“I'm not really jogging. I only ran about fifty yards. This is not real sweat, either. I sprayed it on. They sell this at sporting goods stores. It's made from the actual sweat of professional athletes. This was taken from a Boston Celtics basketball player immediately after a double overtime game.”

Steve Martin - Larry

“Tell them to go out there with all they got and win just one for the Gipper.”

Pat O'Brien - Knute Rockne

“- Becky O'Shea: Give me a J. Give me a U. Give me A.
- Danny O'Shea: Is that lipstick?
- Becky O'Shea: No. It's a cherry tootsie pop.”

Shawna Waldron - Becky O'Shea
Rick Moranis - Danny O'Shea