Telephone quotes

“Honey if you call and I'm not home I'll be at the gym or the gun club.”
Michael Keaton - Jack

“Who are you fooling with that phony radio bullshit? Jesus Christ, Frank, that went out three days after Marconi invented the fucking thing!”
Warren Oates - Capt. Jack Braddock

“- Raymond Babbitt: Sally Dibbs, Dibbs Sally. 461-0192.
- Sally Dibbs: How did you know my phone number?
- Charlie Babbitt: How did you know that?
- Raymond Babbitt: You said read the telephone book last night. Dibbs Sally. 461-0192.”

Dustin Hoffman - Raymond Babbitt
Bonnie Hunt - Sally Dibbs
Tom Cruise - Charlie Babbitt

“Thank you for calling the Los Angeles Times. If you would like to order a subscription, please press 1. If your newspaper did not arrive this morning, press 2. To place a classified ad, press 3. To speak to the editorial desk, city desk, national desk, international desk, sports desk, metro, view, or calendar sections, press the first three...” (continue)(continue reading)

“- Chris Hooker: Why didn't you answer the phone?
- Sarah Bailey: It's three in the morning Chris.
- Chris Hooker: Oh. Yeah, I guess that's a good reason.”
Skeet Ulrich - Chris Hooker
Robin Tunney - Sarah Bailey

“- Jamie Gangel: That'll be the phone.
- Sandra Gangel: Well it wouldn't be the bloody Hoover bag, would it?”

Glen Berry - Jamie Gangel
Linda Henry - Sandra Gangel

“- Roger Van Zant: What are you doing?
- Neil McCauley: What am I doing? I'm talking to an empty telephone.
- Roger Van Zant: I don't understand.
- Neil McCauley: 'Cause there is a dead man on the other end of this fuckin' line.”

William Fichtner - Roger Van Zant
Robert De Niro - Neil McCauley

“- Susan Atwell: I'll call you later tonight.
- Tom Farrell: I'll wait by the phone.”
Sean Young - Susan Atwell
Kevin Costner - Tom Farrell

“You're not gonna blame me because the phone went dead. I'm not the phone company. Nobody's the phone company anymore!”
Kelli Maroney - Samantha Belmont