Ugliness quotes

“After you is ugly Annie Bransford. When she was born, she came out backwards and no one noticed. Hell, when she was little, her parents had to tie a pork chop around her neck so the dog would play with her. When she's making love, she has to pretend she's someone else!”

Mel Gibson - Bret Maverick

“You know, all my life, I've felt ugly, and now I have the world's most desireable man telling me that I am beautiful. I have the Prince of England at home pining for me. I mean, Paul, this is like a dream come true. I could be a princess.”
Sandra Bullock - Diane Farrow

“- Florence: And that face, it was like an African war mask.
- Detective: You mean he was colored?
- Florence: I don't know what he was, but he made Frankenstein look like a lily.”

Glenda Farrell - Florence
Thomas E. Jackson - Detective

“He looks like a Bulgarian boll weevil mourning its first-born.”
Ned Sparks - Thomas Barry

“You know why they call you Goon? Because you're retarded. And you're ugly. You're an ugly retard. And they call you Goon because you're ugly and retarded. And you'll always be Goon... Goon, Goon, Goon. And that's what I'm gonna call you for the rest of your life, is Goon. Goon, Goon, Goon, Goon, okay? So fuck you.”

Vincent Gallo - Billy Brown

“You look ugly. You've hardened. For the first time, you look vulgar to me.”
Sam Neill - Mark

“- Dawn Weiner: Why do you hate me?
- Lolita: Because you're ugly.”
Heather Matarazzo - Dawn Wiener
Victoria Davis - Lolita

“- Harry Doyle: I never met so many stupid people in one day.
- Archie Long: Ugly too.”
Burt Lancaster - Harry Doyle
Kirk Douglas - Archie Long

“- Junior: Daddy, look at that big ugly alligator!
- Buford T. Justice: That reminds me I gotta call your mama tonight.”
Mike Henry - Junior
Jackie Gleason - Sheriff Buford T. Justice

“You don't look like the other teacher. She was ugly with missing teeth and her breath smelled like something died, farting in her mouth.”

Heather DeLoach - Masha Pochenko

“- Cosmo Castorini: It looks stupid. It's a pinky ring. It's a man's ring!
- Loretta Castorini: It's temporary!
- Cosmo Castorini: Everything is temporary! That doesn't excuse nothin'!”
Vincent Gardenia - Cosmo Castorini
Cher - Loretta Castorini

“What I said the other day, you looking like me, that ain't true. You ain't ugly like me, it's just that we both have got scars.”

Clint Eastwood - Bill Munny

“I cannot offer peace to a people who have refused to proclaim me their rightful overlord. As to your sister, I must admit that until this moment the idea of mating with her filled me with loathing. Perhaps I should reconsider. Your sister, after all, is not wholly unattractive, as lesser beasts go.”

Sean Hannon - Nekron