Ugliness quotes

“- Gerry Boyle: I don't want to see it. Babies all look the same. The only time a baby doesn't look like every other baby is when it's a really ugly baby. So unless you're about to show me a photo of a really ugly baby then I don't want to see it.
- FBI agent Wendell Everett: That's pretty fucking rude.
- Gerry Boyle: Maybe it is maybe it isn't.”
Brendan Gleeson - Gerry Boyle
Don Cheadle - FBI Agent Wendell Everett

“- Dylan: Jez, you've got a little bit of a crush? You're wasting your time.
- Jez: I know: you're good looking and I'm too technical.
- Dylan: Jez, you've got to stop punishing yourself. You're not too technical, just ugly, gross ugly.”
Dan Futterman - Dylan
Stuart Townsend - Jez

“- Zalmie: Hey, Louie. I just seen the most beautiful thing I ever seen in the whole world.
- Louie: Some pre-Prohibition booze, huh?
- Zalmie: No. I seen the stripper gettin' dressed.
- Louie: A stripper gettin' dressed ain't beautiful unless she's ugly, to begin with.”
Jeffrey Lippa - Zalmie
Jerry Holland - Louie

“- Frank Jones: I was wrong about Grant. He's really a nice guy. He even liked you when you were butt-ugly.
- Julia Jones: How do you...?
- Frank Jones: I saw it in your flashback.”
Eddie Griffin - Frank Jones
Alyson Hannigan - Julia Jones

“- Anybodys: I ain't never gonna get married. Too noisy.
- A-rab: You ain't never gonna get married. Too ugly.”
Susan Oakes - Anybodys
David Winters - A-rab

“Hello, snotface. Yuck, what happened to you? You're all older, you're even uglier! Look, I'm sorry but I'm going to have to be sick all over you, immediately. Lie down.”

Rik Mayall - Drop Dead Fred

“- Trent: I'm gonna find me two waitresses here and I'm gonna pull me a Fredo.
- Mike: Yeah, well they're all skanks.
- Trent: What are talking about? Look at all the beautiful babies here.
- Mike: The beautiful babies don't work the midnight-to-six on a Wednesday. This is the skank shift.”
Vince Vaughn - Trent
Jon Favreau - Mike

“- Butch Cassidy: Jeesh, all Bolivia can't look like this.
- The Sundance Kid: How do you know? This might be the garden spot of the whole country. People may travel hundreds of miles just to get to this spot where we're standing now. This might be the Atlantic City, New Jersey of all Bolivia for all you know.”
Paul Newman - Butch Cassidy
Robert Redford - The Sundance Kid

“I'm getting hives just from being around these ugly people.”
Shalom Harlow - Jade

“- Tod Waggner: I never thought anything could look worse than my yearbook photo...
- George: How do you think I feel having to look at you all the time?”
Chad Donella - Tod Waggner
Brendan Fehr - George Waggner

“You know, if my dog was as ugly as you, I'd shave his butt and tell him to walk backwards.”
Patrick Renna - Hamilton 'Ham' Porter

“Don't blame your mother, I was irresistible!”

Martin Landau - Al

“I got married to an ugly woman. Don't ever do that. It just takes the energy right out of you.”
Red West - Red Webster

“- Sybylla Melvyn: I think ugly girls should be strangled at birth by their parents. It's bad enough being born a girl... but being born ugly and clever...
- Aunt Gussie: Clever, are you?
- Sybylla Melvyn: I hope so. I'm done for if I'm not! There has to be something I'm good at.”
Judy Davis - Sybylla Melvyn
Patricia Kennedy - Aunt Gussie

“If you're good looking, you're gonna succeed through life. If you're ugly, you better pick up a book. Boy, you better pick up two books, and a computer while you're at it!”
Chris Rock - Lance Barton

“- Tiffany: You son of a bitch! What have you done to me? You got your wish. You're mine now, doll. And if you know what's good for you, you are going to love, honor, and obey! I wouldn't marry you if you had the body of G.I. Joe.
- Chucky: Hey, Raggedy Anne, you looked in the mirror lately? Now's not the time to get picky.”

Jennifer Tilly - Tiffany
Brad Dourif - Chucky

“He probably wears the mask to hide his bald head and unsightly features.”

Antonio Banderas - Alejandro Murrieta

“- Max Reede: My teacher tells me beauty is on the inside.
- Fletcher Reede: That's just something ugly people say.”
Justin Cooper - Max Reede
Jim Carrey - Fletcher Reede

“That's right, don't show your ugly mugs, the shock would sink our boat.”
Gregg Fitzgerald - Fergus

“You are rude, crude, and thoroughly unattractive.”

Lily Tomlin - Edwina Cutwater

“Families are very important and Even though Mr. Whistler was prefectly aware that his mother was a hideous old bat who looked like she'd had a cactus lodged up her backside, he stuck with her, and even took the time to paint this amazing picture of her. It's not just a painting. It's a picture of a mad old cow who he thought the world of.”
Rowan Atkinson - Mr. Bean

“Nice from afar, but far from nice.”
James DeBello - Rod

“It doesn't matter if you're ugly as fuck, or you're ugly as shit. It's about talking to women, and I know how to do that because I observe, because I am a novelist.”
Seth Rogen - Cal

“Hey, man, you're ugly! And you're uglier than him! And you're Ugly, Part Three! Hey, you're Revenge of the Ugly!”
Cheech Marin - Tito

“- Benjamin Franklin Rodriguez: Got a fireplace?
- Scotty Smalls: Yeah.
- Benjamin Franklin Rodriguez: Throw that in there, man.”

Mike Vitar - Benjamin Franklin Rodriguez
Tom Guiry - Scotty Smalls