Ugliness quotes

“- Niki Lauda: It's that bad, huh?
- James Hunt: No.
- Niki Lauda: I can tell, seeing your reaction, that I will spend the rest of my life with a face that frightens people.”
Daniel Brühl - Niki Lauda
Chris Hemsworth - James Hunt

“- Paulie: Who was it got you your first woman, huh? Me! Paulie! I was responsible!
- Rocky Balboa: She was pregnant.
- Paulie: So what, you wasn't no prize either.”
Burt Young - Paulie
Sylvester Stallone - Rocky Balboa

“- David Grant: How did she die?
- Kate Grant: Saw herself in the mirror one day.”
Will Forte - David Grant
June Squibb - Kate Grant

“He's got a face only a cockroach could love.”

“- Ford Fairlane: Disco Express? They blew, dog. And that lead singer, he kinda looked like...
- Lt. Amos: Like me, right?
- Ford Fairlane: Yeah. I was gonna say he looked like shit, but... he looked like you.”
Andrew Dice Clay - Ford Fairlane
Ed O'Neill - Lt. Amos

“When you're ugly, and someone loves you, you know they love you for who you are... beautiful people never know who to trust.”
Dave Bautista - Drax

“Take my Aunt Rose. Not a beautiful woman at all. She looked like something from a live bait store.”
Woody Allen - Danny Rose

“- Wade: Do you like what you see?
- Weasel: No. You look like an avocado had sex with an older, more disgusting avocado.”
Ryan Reynolds - Wade
T.J. Miller - Weasel

“The shoes, right? The shoes are tragic!”

Steve Martin - Vincent 'Vinnie' Antonelli

“I look like if Jesus and a cat had a baby.”
Zach Galifianakis - David Ghantt

I appreciate what you're all trying to do, but let's not fool ourselves. "Ugliest face in all of Paris", remember? I don't think I'm her type.

Tom Hulce - Quasimodo

“You'll never get a boyfriend if you look like you wandered out of Auschwitz.”
Gemma Jones - Pam Jones

“Look at him. He looks like Kenny Rogers and Kenny Loggins had a lovechild... and then Kenny G, he just showed up to the birthday party, started playin' the flute, and messed this boy up.”

Leslie Jones - Scanlon

“Jarra, you are under arrest for being that ugly, and for making that many copies!”
Will Smith - Jay

“- Jeff Dunham: Are you married?
- Bubba J.: Yep.
- Jeff Dunham: Your wife pretty?
- Bubba J.: Ye... no!
- Jeff Dunham: What's the difference?
- Bubba J.: The light.”
Jeff Dunham - Himself
Jeff Dunham - Bubba J.

“You sho' is ugly!”
Margaret Avery - Shug Avery

“- Annie: Annie Goolahey...where in God's name did I grow up, Dogpatch?
- Dean Proffitt: No, not there honey, over in Goober, Idaho but it's a nuclear waste dump.”
Goldie Hawn - Annie
Kurt Russell - Dean Proffitt

“None of this is going to happen. You know why? Because you're ugly. I'm sorry to say it, but you're an ugly little girl. Just ask anyone.”

Earl Pastko - Mr. Skin (a.k.a. Satan)

“People are either beautiful or ugly, and the ones in between are merely cute.”
Harvey Keitel - Mick Boyle

“The truth is never pretty.”
Gerard Butler - Mike Chadway

“- Jesse Stone: He probably wouldn't be the town hero if he were ugly.
- Lilly Summers: Well that's cynical.
- Jesse Stone: I prefer observant.
- Lilly Summers: And being observant would make you cynical, wouldn't it?”
Tom Selleck - Jesse Stone
Orla Brady - Lilly Summers

“I'm ugly, Greg! Everyone feels like they have to lie to me and no one realizes how insulting that is. Everyone thinks they're helping, and they're not.”
Olivia Cooke - Rachel

“I'm terminally awkward and I have a face like a little groundhog. I just feel like, you know, for a kid like me in high school best case scenario, just survive. You know? Survive without creating any mortal enemies or hideously embarassing yourself forever.”
Thomas Mann - Greg

“- Margo: Everything's uglier up close.
- Quentin Jacobsen: Not you.”
Cara Delevingne - Margo
Tobias Jonathan Ansell Wolff - Quentin

“How can I not question our creator for putting this human obscenity into the presence of such a divine creature?”
John Goodman - Detective Dehling