Ugliness quotes

“- Hannibal Lecter: Have you met my friend Mason Verger?
- Clarice Starling: Yes.
- Hannibal Lecter: Face to face, so to speak?
- Clarice Starling: Face to face.
- Hannibal Lecter: Attractive, isn't he?”
Philip Anthony Hopkins - Hannibal Lecter
Julianne Moore - Clarice Starling

“There's no relation between how sexy a girl looks and her sex life. The ugly ones seem to get all the action.”
Peter Sarsgaard - Clyde Martin

“You can't take it so literally. A DUFF doesn't actually have to be fat or ugly.”
Robbie Amell - Wesley Rush

“In my job, I'm always seeing humans at their best, and their worst. I see their ugliness, and their beauty. And I wonder how the same thing can be both.”

Roger Allam - Death

“Okay, once upon a time, there was a very strange little girl named Monica. Her face was very, very white and her clothes were very, very black. Now Monica was so weird that none of the other little girls would play with her, so she made her diary her constant companion.”
Tori Spelling - Stacy Lockwood

“- Bonnie Nelson: I'm a good singer! You wouldn't know a singer if it sang you to sleep! You have no heart, do you? No feelings! You're ugly inside and out!
- Ribaldi: Ugly? Ah, that is a word I know the meaning of well.”
Ivey Lloyd - Bonnie Nelson
Joseph Paur - Ribaldi

“Now look at him, married to a woman who looks like she's been hibernating in Margaret Thatcher's bumhole.”

Russell Brand - Lonny

“Don't be fooled by the grim exterior. It's a good deal grimmer inside.”

Emma Thompson - Kate

“I know my girl ain't so pretty as these girls, but that's my fault. I raised her like I would a boy. I didn't know any better. She loves to play. Don't make my little girl suffer because I messed up raising her. Please.”
Eddie Jones - Dave Hooch

“Doomsday and Armageddon just had a baby and it... is... ugly!”
Jane Lynch - Calhoun

“If these women are as fat as you say they are, they're gonna die of a stroke or a heart attack or downright fucking ugliness anyway.”
Jack Thompson - Richard

“You look good, Niki. The only guy to have his face burnt off and it be an improvement.”
Chris Hemsworth - James Hunt

“- Powder: Do you think I'm ugly?
- Lindsey: I don't know what I think when I look at you. But sometimes I think you're the most beautiful thing I've ever seen.”
Sean Patrick Flanery - Jeremy 'Powder' Reed
Missy Crider - Lindsey Kelloway

“- Dolores Claiborne: I got another surprise for you, Joe.
- Joe St. George: What, did someone invent a pill to cure ugly?”
Kathy Bates - Dolores Claiborne
David Strathairn - Joe St. George

“- Winston the Ogre: You try being beastly and terrifying... you can only get one hour sleep a night because your back hurts, and you daren't cough unless you want to pull a muscle.
- Mrs. Ogre: But you are horrible, dear.
- Winston the Ogre: You're just saying that.”
Peter Vaughan - Winston the Ogre
Katherine Helmond - Mrs. Ogre

“No crying. Look what an awful face you've got when you cry.”

Fionnula Flanagan - Mrs. Bertha Mills

“If God had meant me to marry a poor man, he would have made me homely.”
Denise Richards - Cindy Styne

“- Annelle Dupuy Desoto: That is one ugly dog. What kind of dog is that?
- Clairee Belcher: If it had hair, it'd be a Saint Bernard.”
Daryl Hannah - Annelle Dupuy Desoto
Olympia Dukakis - Clairee Belcher

“You look one hundred percent better when I can't see you.”
Dominique Swain - Lolita

“You're so ugly you could be a modern art masterpiece!”
R. Lee Ermey - Gny. Sgt. Hartman

“If I had a face like yours I'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality!”

Kenn Scott - Raphael

“- Jill Sadelstein: How could there be a Grand Canyon if God didn't exist?
- Todd: Right. That's a very good point. I'm just saying, you know, maybe...
- Jill Sadelstein: Maybe God wouldn't have given you a rat face if you believed in him.”
Adam Sandler - Jill Sadelstein
Nick Swardson - Todd

“- Mr. Kovacks: Is this what you're talking about? It's full'o junk. It's a storage shed, you idiot.
- Carlos: No it's not. It's full of ghosts or spirits or something and they're just trying to make me look bad!
- Mr. Kovacks: You don't need ghosts for that.”
John Pankow - Kovacs
Michael Carmine - Carlos

“Look at her. It looks like she fell off the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down.”
Christian Slater - Clarence Worley

“Don't get old. Old is ugly, ugly is death.”

Ann Magnuson - Monique Steinbacher