Water quotes

“Who in the hell-o-but trips underwater? And by the way, on what?”
Will Smith - Oscar

“Go drink a bottle of yourself!”

Molly Shannon - Mary Katherine Gallagher

“Well, you should be embarrassed because your parents named you after bottled water!”

Molly Shannon - Mary Katherine Gallagher

“- Blue Stanton: We need a water break.
- Coach Herman Boone: A water break? Water is for cowards. Water makes you weak. Water is for washing blood off that uniform and you don't get no blood on my uniform, boy you must be outside your mind! We are going to do up-downs, until Blue is no longer tired, and thirsty.”

Earl Poitier - Blue Stanton
Denzel Washington - Coach Herman Boone

“I don’t like getting in water that people have touched.”
Keir Gilchrist - Sam Gardner

“You probably already know this but the fish in Antarctica are evolutionary wonders. Over 90% have developed an anti-freeze protein in their blood that prevents them from freezing to death in the icy water.”
Keir Gilchrist - Sam Gardner

“Walking is just like swimming - only without water.”
Jack Dylan Grazer - Alberto Scorfano

“The water was innocent, Caroline. It wasn’t rough seas so much as an unsteady sailor.”
Luke Evans - John Moore

“Sometimes you must dangle your feet in the water in order to attract the sharks.”
Henry Cavill - Sherlock Holmes

“- Mary Kate Danaher: Could you use a little water in your whiskey?
- Michaleen Flynn: When I drink whiskey, I drink whiskey; and when I drink water, I drink water.”
Maureen O'Hara - Mary Kate Danaher
Barry Fitzgerald - Michaleen Oge Flynn

“- Gil: In the fridge. Jill got you your faggoty mineral water.
- Bradley Thomas: I didn't know H2O's got a sexual orientation.”
Marc Blucas - Gil
Vince Vaughn - Bradley Thomas

“Water's precious. Sometimes may be more precious than gold.”
Walter Huston - Howard

“- White Boy: I don't suppose it matters which way we go.
- The Girl: We'll stay here. Perhaps the water will come back.
- White Boy: Where from?”
Luc Roeg - White Boy
Jenny Agutter - Girl

“- Wade Wilson: I loved her. I loved her like an ocean loves water.
- Weasel: An ocean is water.”
Ryan Reynolds - Wade Wilson
T.J. Miller - Weasel

“In the event of a water landing, I have been designed to act as a flotation device.”
Brent Spiner - Data

“Do not become addicted to water, it will take hold of you and you will resent its absence.”

Hugh Keays-Byrne - Imortan Joe

“- Hammy: I gotta go wee-wee!
- Verne: Not on the lake we drink from!”
Steve Carrell - Hammy
Garry Shandling - Verne

There's an old saying: ”white water in the morning”.
Hamilton Camp - Pratt

“- Lena Ballinger: Bathtubs are more dangerous than Everest.
- Luca Moroder: How true.”
Rachel Weisz - Lena Ballinger

“- Marsha: [as Grace Briggs is bringing water to their table] Do you have bottled water?
- Grace Briggs: Sure. Anybody else?
- Marsha: I don't want Swiss water. I got sick on an imported Swiss water.”
Holly Wortell - Marsha
Minnie Driver - Grace Briggs

“I was the first star who ever came out of the water looking wet.”
Bette Davis

“In Ohio, we only had the lake to worry about. By the ocean, I can only imagine.”

Chloë Grace Moretz - Cassie Sullivan

“- Sugar Kane Kowalczyk: Isn't water polo terribly dangerous?
- Junior: I'll say. I had two ponies drowned under me.”
Marilyn Monroe - Sugar Kane Kowalczyk
Tony Curtis - Junior

“Don't tread water! Grab onto the ice! You'll freeze to death slower than drowning!”
Paul William Walker IV - Jerry Shepard

“Water sucks. It really really sucks. Water sucks.”
Henry Winkler - Coach Klein