Wife quotes

“I was wrong, Natalie. I thought you were the threat to my marriage. But the real problem to my marriage is my fucking wife!”
Penn Badgley - Joe Goldberg

“You know, you can cheat on your wife with hookers who indulge your diaper fetish and still be the senator from Louisiana, so long as you apologize.”
Blair Brown - Judy King

“What kind of housewife would I be if I didn’t have a gourmet meal for four just lying about the place.”
Kathryn Hahn - Agnes

“I am Queen, but I am also a woman. And a wife.

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Imelda Staunton - Queen Elizabeth II

“I will be the next Queen Melania! She’s the happiest wife in the world!”
Marija Bakalova - Sandra Jessica Parker Sagdiyev

“Though I’m no longer a wife, except by a legal fiction, I believe I can learn to be a mother.”
Marielle Heller - Alma Wheatley

“It’s one thing to cheat on your wife with your mistress. It’s another thing to cheat on your mistress with a young America.”
Bruno Gouery - Luc

“She's an enigma my wife. You can get close to her, but you never quite reach her. She's like a, beautiful ghost.”
Henry Golding - Sean Townsend

“One God, that I can understand; but one wife? That is not civilized. It is not generous!”
Hugh Griffith - Sheik Ilderim

“- Judah Ben-Hur: If you were not a bride, I would kiss you goodbye.
- Esther: If I were not a bride, there would be no goodbyes to be said.”
Charlton Heston - Judah Ben-Hur
Haya Harareet - Esther

“- Paul Biegler: She's a very pretty woman, your wife...
- Lt. Frederick Manion: A man gets used to the ways his wife looks.”
James Stewart - Paul Biegler
Ben Gazzara - Lt. Frederick Manion

“- George Peatty: Tell me something, will you, Sherry. Just tell me one thing. Why did you ever marry me, anyway?
- Sherry Peatty: Oh, George, when a man has to ask his wife that; well, he just hadn't better, that's all.”
Marie Windsor - Sherry Peatty
Elisha Cook Jr. - George Peatty

“- Dr. Miles J. Bennell: A doctor's wife needs the understanding of an Einstein and the patience of a saint.
- Becky Driscoll: And love?
- Dr. Miles J. Bennell: I wouldn't know about that. I'm just a general practitioner. Love is handled by the specialists.”
Kevin McCarthy - Dr. Miles J. Bennell
Dana Wynter - Becky Driscoll

“- Jeff: Why would a man leave his apartment three times on a rainy night with a suitcase and come back three times?
- Lisa: He likes the way his wife welcomes him home.”
James Stewart - L.B. 'Jeff' Jefferies
Grace Kelly - Lisa Carol Fremont

“- Johnny Farrell: I thought we agreed that women and gambling didn't mix.
- Ballin Mundson: My wife does not come under the category of women, Johnny.”
Glenn Ford - Johnny Farrell
George Macready - Ballin Mundson

I'm a vigorous man. I can't find satisfaction with a woman who crosses herself in bed before every embrace, and can only say "Gesummaria" afterwards. I've had seven children with her and I've never seen her navel. Is that right? I ask you. She's the sinner!

Burt Lancaster - Prince Don Fabrizio Salina

“It's a shame that I didn't marry someone who was my intellectual equal.”

James Mason - Ed Avery

“There's a difference between a Hollywood wife and a Hollywood woman. I don't count. I worked.”
Angie Dickinson

“- Seth Lord: What most wives fail to realize is that their husband's philandering has nothing whatever to do with them.
- Tracy Lord: Then what has it to do with?
- Seth Lord: A reluctance to go grow old.”
John Halliday - Seth Lord
Katharine Hepburn - Tracy Lord

“She was the total package: smart, beautiful, tremendous appetite.”

Javier Bardem - Li

“Your kid is one crutch short of a telethon, you've got a frigid, swamp-hog wife...”

Jeremy Piven - Michael Berkow

“- Wayne Newton: Very special lady.
- Clark Griswold: That's why I entered into the sacred bond of marriage with her.”

Wayne Newton - Wayne Newton
Chevy Chase - Clark Griswold

“I want to come to the States. I want to live the American Dream for a while. And get a Pontiac. And I want the Levi's jeans, acid wash, super taper. Like John Stamos. I want a wife, Don. I'm lonely here. She has to be gentle and sweet and hot like stripper.”
Jemaine Clement - Boaz

“Women will never be as successful as men because they have no wives to advise them.”
Dick Van Dyke

“I am a wife-made man.”
Danny Kaye