Wife quotes

“- Sarah: He had a gorgeous mistress and he went with an ugly whore?
- Raj: You know, there are some things even mistresses won't do.”
Annabella Sciorra - Sarah
Mano Singh - Raj

“- Mr. Liggett: Lightman, maybe you could tell us who first suggested the idea of reproduction without sex.
- David Lightman: Umm... Your wife?
- Mr. Liggett: Get out, Lightman. Get out.”

Alan Blumenfeld - Mr. Liggett
Matthew Broderick - David

“- Bud: Phil, listen. I'd think twice before going back to that wife of yours, 'cause that'd be like sticking your balls in a bear trap.
- Mitch: And that would be bad, right?”
Pruitt Taylor Vince - Bud
Billy Crystal - Mitch Robbins

“Our marriage was nothing more than a foxhole for you. And all it took for you to get out was a 10 cent razor and a tub full of water.”

Marlon Brando - Paul

“- Miracle Max: Get back, witch.
- Valerie: I'm not a witch, I'm your wife. But after what you just said, I'm not even sure I want to be that any more.”
Billy Crystal - Man in Black
Carol Kane - Valerie

“- Marshal Curly Wilcox: You always keep two rifles under the seat?
- Buck: Yes, sir. My wife cleans them and loads them for me. Now, a lot of men get fried chicken.
- Marshal Curly Wilcox: You got a good wife.”
Johnny Cash - Marshal Curly Wilcox
John Schneider - Buck - Overland Stage Driver

“I was young. I healed quickly. I learned French and Italian, music and dancing. And one day, I had more than I ever dreamed of. I became his wife... Emma, Lady Hamilton.”
Vivien Leigh - Emma Lady Hamilton

“- Dave: How can you be warm? You're not wearing anything? Did the designer also intend for every other guy in here to look at your tits?
- Sue: Dave, they're my tits, not yours!
- Dave: You're my wife! That makes them our tits. Hello. And our tits should be home where they belong, not out on the town. And I do mean out.”
Mark Lonow - Dave
Andrea Howard - Sue

“- Charlie 'Lucky' Luciano: I don't have a wife, because emotion is dangerous.
- Arnold Rothstein: Aren't you human?
- Charlie 'Lucky' Luciano: Would it help?”
Christian Slater - Charlie 'Lucky' Luciano
F. Murray Abraham - Arnold Rothstein

“- Alley Thug: You're real cool for somebody who's about to take a bullet.
- Joe Hallenbeck: After fucking your wife I'll take two.”
Badja Djola - Alley Thug
Bruce Willis - Joe Hallenbeck

“- Nudist Female: If you want to stay, Sheriff, you've got to take your clothes off.
- Buford T. Justice: I don't even take my clothes off in front of my good wife, Wilhelmina.”
Janis Cummins - Nudist Female
Jackie Gleason - Buford T. Justice

“I prefer a girl, like your sister, who's experienced poverty. I believe that a wife should always look up to her husband as a benefactor.”

Gene Lockhart - Lushin

“We are man and wife, if ever two people were on this earth.”
Christopher Eccleston - Jude Fawley