Wife quotes

“- Lance: Hey, what ya think about Trudi? She ain't got a boyfriend. You wanna hang out, get high?
- Vincent Vega: Which one's Trudi? The one with all the shit in her face?
- Lance: No, that's Jody. That's my wife.”
Eric Stoltz - Lance
John Travolta - Vincent Vega

“- Ray Peterson: Oh I should have gone to the lake, I shoulda listened to Carol.
- Art Wiengartner: Listen to your wife? Who listens to their wife? Listen, you gotta listen to me.”
Tom Hanks - Ray Peterson
Rick Ducommun - Art Weingartner

“- Martin Brogan: That was a dirty trick wasn't it, eh? Eh? Kicking me right in the bahoogies.
- Sharon Brogan Crawford: You were going to stab your wife with a sword, you pig.
- Martin Brogan: Ah, sure, that's no big thing. I do it every night.
- Sharon Brogan Crawford: Oh, and I suppose watching other men's wives in the bathtub is no big deal...” (continue)(continue reading)
Liam Neeson - Martin Brogan
Beverly D'Angelo - Sharon Brogan Crawford

“- Joe Wilson: Here's something my wife could use in the house...
- Crow T. Robot: A man?”
Trace Beaulieu - Crow T. Robot

“Come out to the coast, we'll get together, have a few laughs.”

Bruce Willis - John McClane

“Lord, it's my dope fiend thief of a son and his crazy little nymphomaniac wife.”
Grace Zabriskie - Bob's Mother

“It needs a cold wife to prompt lechery.”
Joan Allen - Elizabeth Proctor

“Don't torture yourself, Gomez. That's my job.”
Anjelica Huston - Morticia Addams

“- Butler: You and your wife are expected for dinner.
- Dr. Michael Hfuhruhurr: My wife won't be coming.
- Butler: Oh, I trust she is not ill?
- Dr. Michael Hfuhruhurr: She's not ill, she's a cheap, vulgar slut.
- Butler: Ja, I have heard this.”
Paul Benedict - Butler
Steve Martin - Dr. Michael Hfuhruhurr

“We weren't as fortunate as most people. We would've had one of our own, only... you don't know how badly my wife wanted a child. It wasn't so important to me. I suppose most men are like this but children never meant a great deal to me.”

Cary Grant - Roger Adams

“- Elliot Carver: Good Morning, Mr. Bond. Elliot Carver. I believe you have two things that belong to me!
- James Bond: What are you talking about?
- Elliot Carver: The encoder, in the dash of your car... and my wife, in your hotel room!”
Jonathan Pryce - Elliot Carver
Pierce Brosnan - James Bond

“- Ann Krausheimer Smith: If you want your freedom, I don't want to be the kind of a wife who clings to her husband when she's not wanted.
- David Smith: I do want to be married to you. I love you. I worship you. I am used to you.”
Carole Lombard - Ann Krausheimer Smith
Robert Montgomery - David Smith

- Bud Brigman: God, I hate that bitch.
- Alan "Hippy" Carnes: Probably shouldn't have married her then, huh?

Ed Harris - Bud Brigman
Todd Graff - Alan 'Hippy' Carnes

“- Signor Emanuel Ravelli: My idea of a house is something nice and a small and comfortable.
- Captain Jeffrey Spaulding: That's the way I feel about it. I don't want anything elaborate. Just a little place that I can call home and tell the wife I won't be there for dinner.”
Chico Marx - Signor Emanuel Ravelli
Groucho Marx - Captain Jeffrey Spaulding

“I thought I was going to be Honorable Mrs. Astronaut, and I ended up being Honorable Mrs. Squirming Hatchblower.”

Veronica Cartwright - Betty Grissom

“- Danforth Keeton III: I just killed my wife. Is that bad?
- Leland Gaunt: Hey, these things happen.”
J. T. Walsh - Danforth Keeton III
Max von Sydow - Leland Gaunt

“- Annabelle Bransford: There isn't a Mrs. Maverick there?
- Bret Maverick: Oh I'm sure I would have remembered.”
Jodie Foster - Annabelle Bransford
Mel Gibson - Bret Maverick

“- Sunny: Hey Dad. This is Kate. Your wife.
- Harry MacKenzie: I sure as hell know who my wife is.
- Sunny: I sure as hell would like to know who this is.”
Amy Madigan - Sunny
Gene Hackman - Harry MacKenzie

“I came across the letters you wrote to your wife before you were married. You're beautiful, Bob. Some of the sentiments blew me away. One question, though: what was that thing that she did in Santa Barbara... that you keep pleading with her to do again? Bet it felt pretty good, huh, Bob?”
Jim Belushi - Nick Pirandello

“- Margaret Lord: We both might face the facts that neither of us has proved to be a very great success as a wife.
- Tracy Lord: We just picked the wrong first husband.”
Mary Nash - Margaret Lord
Katharine Hepburn - Tracy Lord

“- Francis Fitzpatrick: Well, for one thing, I don't like the fact that you have sex with a geriatric.
- Heather: Well, how do you think I feel about you going home and seeing your wife every night?
- Francis Fitzpatrick: I haven't had sex with my wife in months.
- Heather: Well, I don't know if that is such a good idea, Francis. Clearly you need...” (continue)(continue reading)

Michael McGlone - Francis Fitzpatrick
Cameron Diaz - Heather

“- Guy Hamilton: He was supposed to stay around here and brief me.
- Kumar: He said he was sorry. His wife was sick.
- Guy Hamilton: Of what? Him?
- Kumar: No, of Jakarta, boss.”
Mel Gibson - Guy Hamilton
Bembol Roco - Kumar

“- Arthur Kirkland: Why dont you go flying together with your wife?
- Judge Francis Rayford: The last thing we did together was get married!”

Al Pacino - Arthur Kirkland
Jack Warden - Judge Francis Rayford

“- Herb: When was the last time you fucked your wife?
- Ed Okin: You're a classy guy, Herb.”
Dan Aykroyd - Herb
Jeff Goldblum - Ed Okin

“I recommend that you examine the deeper feelings you have for your wife, Tom.”
Geneviève Bujold - Nancy