Wife quotes
438 wife quotes, film quotes, movie lines, taglines- From the movie: How to Kill Your Neighbor's Dog
“- Debra Salhany: So, how did you meet your wife?
- Peter McGowan: She was a lap dancer, I had a pocket full of singles... No, she was a dancer. For a brief period, she gave acting a try. She came in for an audition, and the rest as they say is histrionics.
- Debra Salhany: So, you employed the casting couch?
- Peter McGowan: Hey, whatever works....” (continue)(continue reading) - From the movie: My Little Chickadee
“- Jeff Badger: You are the sheriff wife now. It would be very embarrassing for you to know who I am.
- Flower Belle Lee: I've never been embarrassed in my life.” - From the movie: Rebecca
- From the movie: Heartbreakers
“No more conning! No more! If you're gonna be my wife, you're gonna live a respectable life, chopping cars!”
- From the movie: Mystery Men
“- Lucille: A lot of other men I could have married, Eddie - still are!
- The Shoveller: I understand.
- Lucille: If one person vomits in my pool, I'm divorcing you!
- The Shoveller: That's fair.” - From the movie: Lethal Weapon 4
- From the movie: Woman on Top
“When a man truly loves his wife, he never lets her catch him.”
- From the movie: Last Tango in Paris
“You look ridiculous in that make-up. Like the caricature of a whore.”
- From the movie: The Age of Innocence
“Who has the right to make her life over, if she hasn't? Why should we bury a woman alive if her husband prefers to live with whores?”
- From the movie: Basquiat
“- Cynthia Kruger: I just don't know if I can live with the green.
- Jean Michel Basquiat: You want me to make it a nice shit brown?
- Tom Kruger: I beg your pardon. Nobody makes fun of my wife but me.” - From the movie: True Lies
- From the movie: House on Haunted Hill
“- Channel 3 Reporter: So, Mr. Price, business or pleasure?
- Stephen Price: Neither. My wife.” - From the movie: Planes, Trains & Automobiles
- From the movie: Naked Lunch
- From the movie: See No Evil, Hear No Evil
“- Dave: And then one day, my wife turned into this remarkable creature that could sit on the end of a broomstick and take off. She could actually achieve flight.
- Wally: I think I was married to that woman once.
- Dave: Small world.” - From the movie: Cabin Boy
- Mulligan: Do you know what I do to guys who quote unquote "sleep" with my wife?
- Nathanial Mayweather: Talk about your discomfort over a cup of hot cocoa?
- Mulligan: Clooooooooose. I cut off their heads with a nail clipper. - From the movie: Wyatt Earp
- From the movie: Island of Doomed Men
“Lorraine, you have been in Mr. Smith's arms. Nothing like that must ever happen again, it embarrasses me. You're my wife, and he's a murderer.”
- From the movie: What Lies Beneath
- Norman Spencer: I'm going to have the police check on the house while I'm gone.
- Claire Spencer: Oh great! "Could you check in on my wife? She's hearing voices!". Yeah, wait until that gets around. - From the movie: Pink Floyd – The Wall
- From the movie: Muriel's Wedding
“I advise women on their lipstick, base and eyeliner. But you should all know about make-up. Your wives must be geishas.”
- From the animation: Who Framed Roger Rabbit
“- Eddie Valiant: She's married to Roger Rabbit?
- Betty Boop: Yeah. What a lucky girl.” - From the movie: The Hills Have Eyes
“Twenty-five years I'm a cop in the worst goddamn precinct in Cleveland. Niggers shoot arrows at me and the hillbillies throw dogs off the roofs at me and I'm even shot at on two separate occasions by my own men, but none of these bastards ever come as close to killing me as my own goddamn wife and her goddamn road maps and her wrong turns and...” (continue)(continue reading)
- From the movie: Anna Karenina
- From the movie: To Be Or Not To Be
“What a husband doesn't know won't hurt his wife.”
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