Wife quotes

“- Tony Montana: Look at that, a junkie... I got a junkie for a wife. Her womb is so polluted, I can't even have a fucking little baby with her!
- Manny Ribera: C'mon, Tony.
- Elvira Hancock: You son of a bitch!... You fuck!
[throws wine in Tony Montana's face]
- Elvira Hancock: How dare you talk to me like that? What makes you so much better...” (continue)(continue reading)
Al Pacino - Tony Montana
Steven Bauer - Manny Ribera
Michelle Pfeiffer - Elvira Hancock

“Let not this deed of refusal travel abroad to all women, making their husbands contemptible in their eyes. Let it not be said that Xerxes commanded his wife to come before him, but she came not.”
John Noble - Prince Admantha

“When was the last time you gave your wife breakfast in bed? When was the last time you gave her anything in bed?”
Dustin Hoffman - Bernie Focker

“- Reverend Mike: He loved his booze. He loved his women.
- Mourners: He loved my wife, too! Yes, he did! Sure did!”

Sherman Hemsley - Reverend Mike

"Dead Amanda"! I told ya, you get more nookie than you can shake a fucking stick at if you just told people your wife was dead.

Michael J. Fox - Jamie

“- Henry Lowndes: Are you stupid enough to believe that I'd leave you here with my wife?
- Bill Cardew: Your wife?
- Henry Lowndes: Or anybody's wife?”

Melvyn Douglas - Henry Lowndes
Fred MacMurray - Bill Cardew

“- Irwin 'Fletch' Fletcher: I was curious about something your wife said when we were in bed together.
- Alan Stanwyck: Oh? What's that?
- Irwin 'Fletch' Fletcher: That roughly we have the same build. From the waist up I imagine.”
Chevy Chase - Irwin 'Fletch' Fletcher
Tim Matheson - Alan Stanwyck

“- Larry: Why did you kill my wife?
- Owen: I thought you wanted me to. That was the deal we made that night. You told me that hated your wife. You wished she was dead. I told you I hated my momma. I told you I wished she was dead. You told me to see that Hitchcock film about swapping murders. I figured I kill your wife and you kill my momma....” (continue)(continue reading)
Billy Crystal - Larry
Danny DeVito - Owen

“For a sailor's wife, war is just another storm.”
Ruth Gordon - Mrs. Sarah Jarvis

“Blanche, would you stop pointing your finger at me and yelling. You got two other husbands here to do that with.”

Walter Matthau - Oscar Madison

“- Milly: Well, it wouldn't hurt you to learn some manners, too.
- Adam Pontipee: What do I need manners for? I already got me a wife.”
Jane Powell - Milly
Howard Keel - Adam Pontipee

“If you love your wife, my advice is be nice to her. Bring in the wood before she asks you for it. If she is cold, then put a shawl around her shoulders. And bring her a flower every time you come back from the field.”
Sir John Hurt - Dr. Iannis

“- Ellen Olenska: I think we should look at reality, not dreams.
- Newland Archer: I just want us to be together!
- Ellen Olenska: I can't be your wife, Newland! Is it your idea that I should live with you as your mistress?
- Newland Archer: I want... Somehow, I want to get away with you... and... and find a world where words like that don't exist!”
Michelle Pfeiffer - Ellen Olenska
Daniel Day-Lewis - Newland Archer

“That's my wife you got there! That's my planet you're blowing up! And that's... that's just some guy I met, but still, I think this thing has gone just a little too far!”

Jeffrey Jones - Dick Nelson

“I am not a drug dealer. It's been four years since I've seen any drugs. I'm an architect. I'm a little happy Republican who spends the majority of his time trying to figure out how to pay the fucking bills and how make my wife happy.”

Paulina Porizkova - Casey

“- Lucius Best: You tell me where my suit is, woman! We are talking about the greater good!
- Honey: 'Greater good?' I am your wife! I'm the greatest good you are ever gonna get!”

Samuel L. Jackson - Lucius Best
Kimberly Adair Clark - Honey

“- Gabrielle Maple: Your wife must have treated you terribly.
- Alan Squier: Why do you say that?
- Gabrielle Maple: She took all the heart out of you. I could put it back.”
Bette Davis - Gabrielle Maple
Leslie Howard - Alan Squier

“I met a wonderful man downstairs. He seemed to like me. He said I reminded him of his wife who's dead. But I assume he meant when she was alive.”
Elaine May - May

“- Lee Harvey: Is your old lady happy?
- Lieutenant Gerke: Is my old lady happy?
- Lee Harvey: Yeah, because if your fuckin' is anything like your police work then you couldn't hit the G-spot on a twelve pound pussy.”
Mongo Brownlee - Lee Harvey
Chris Cooper - Lieutenant Gerke

“- Tony Manero: [bringing a can of paint to a customer] Okay, how much painting you planning on doing?
- Paint Store Customer: After these two rooms, I wouldn't paint my wife's ass purple.
- Tony Manero: What color is it now?
- Paint Store Customer: [offended] You wanna know what color my wife's ass is?”
John Travolta - Tony Manero
Robert Costanzo - Paint Store Customer

“What the hell am I gonna tell my wife? I mean she already wears the pants, now she's gonna wear the tie and jacket too.”

David Paymer - Morty

“Well, you must be Jake's hot date. I'm Melanie, Jake's snotty Yankee bitch wife whom he refuses to divorce even though I'm engaged to another man.”
Reese Witherspoon - Melanie Smooter

“I don't know where we're gonna be in 10, 20, 40 years. I don't know who we're gonna be. I don't know if I'm ever gonna be able to give her all of this. There are a million things that I don't know. But there's one thing that I do. And that's that I love Sarah.”

Ashton Kutcher - Tom

“Hiding from my wife, hiding from my manly obligation, our love nest had become a stud farm.”
Kevin Bacon - Jake Briggs

“- Dallas: It's you and I. So what do you think?
- Casey: How my wife is gonna have my ass when she finds out I let some dyke in a pink rubber dress blow off a chance for Happy Meals and diaper wipes.
- Dallas: It's red, asshole.”
Paulina Porizkova - Dallas
Thomas Jane - Casey