Wife quotes

“- Terrance Paul Davidson: When you meet my wife, she don't know nothin' about my sideline gig.
- Nick Beam: You mean she doesn't know you're a thief?
- Terrance Paul Davidson: Hey, I'm not a thief. Okay? I just dabble in future used goods.”
Martin Lawrence - Terrance Paul Davidson
Tim Robbins - Nick Beam

“What do you give a wife that has everything?”
Jeremy Irons - Claus von Bülow

“- Marcus Penn: +1. It could be his girl or a child.
- Travis Dane: Maybe it's wife or something.
- Marcus Penn: Man doesn't call his wife +1.
- Travis Dane: So, what? We're looking for some babe?
- Marcus Penn: Some bait.”

Everett McGill - Marcus Penn
Eric Bogosian - Travis Dane

- R. William "Bill" Neill: I'm looking for my wife.
- Marsha Quist: Why?
Christopher Stone - R. William "Bill" Neill
Elisabeth Brooks - Marsha Quist

“- Ted: Japan? What's she doing in Japan?
- Healy: Well, you've heard of mail-order brides? Well, they go that way too.
- Ted: What, are they desperate? She's a whale!
- Healy: You can't forget, it's a sumo culture, Ted. They pay by the pound over there. Sorta like, um, tuna.”
Ben Stiller - Ted
Matt Dillon - Healy

“- Bonnie Rumsfield: Your wife is home!
- Mark Rumsfield: And your house is on fire!
- Art Weingartner: My wife is home?”
Wendy Schaal - Bonnie Rumsfield
Bruce Dern - Mark Rumsfield
Rick Ducommun - Art Weingartner

“- Tom Frost: There are no accidents. For example, I've been killing my own wife slowly over a period of years.
- Bill Lee: What?
- Tom Frost: Well, not intentionally. I mean, on the level of conscious intention, it's insane, monstrous.”
Sir Ian Holm - Tom Frost
Peter Weller - Bill Lee

“Just forget you ever saw it. It's better that way.”

Billy Ray Cyrus - Gene

“- Capt. Hans Geering: Rene, your wife has many talents.
- Col. Von Strohm: Singing isn't one of them.”
Sam Kelly - Captain Hans Geering
Richard Marner - Colonel Kurt von Strohm

“- Ned Logan: I sure do miss my bed.
- Bill Munny: You said that last night.
- Ned Logan: No, last night I said I missed my wife, tonight I just miss my dadgum bed.”
Morgan Freeman - Ned Logan
Clint Eastwood - Bill Munny

“- Mr. Kim: You're not gonna open it? It might be important.
- Korben Dallas: Yeah, like the last two I got were important. The first one was from my wife, telling me she was leaving. The second was from my lawyer, telling me he was leaving... with my wife.”

Kim Chan - Mr. Kim
Bruce Willis - Korben Dallas

“I just had to tie my wife down to the bed. I've never done anything like that before, well except for that one time when the kids were at camp.”
Thom Sharp - Braydon Aglet

“Husbands expect their wives to keep their figures.”
Merle Oberon - Jill Baker

“Don't kill me, man. I got a mothafuckin' girlfriend. I got a wife on the side.”
Clifton Powell - Pinky

“- Reporter: Why are you in town?
- Nick Charles: My wife is on a bender. I'm trying to sober her up.”
Thomas E. Jackson - Reporter
William Powell - Nick Charles

- Dr. Richard Walker: You know what that means to me? He had his arm around her here, like this. He could have had a gun, like this. Pointed right at her. "Shut up! Smile! Walk! Out the lobby!". Huh, like this. Huh?
- Shaap: Yes, yes, it could mean that, or they could have just been having a good time.
- Dr. Richard Walker: Mr. Shaap, you're... (continue)(continue reading)

Harrison Ford - Dr. Richard Walker
Jimmie Ray Weeks - Shaap

“You want your wife back or what? Then relax, be cool and just walk. We'll give them what they want. You will get your wife, I'll get my money and everyone will be happy.”
Emmanuelle Seigner - Michelle

- Glen: What am I talkin' about? I'm talkin' about sex, boy, what the hell you talkin' about? I'm talkin' about l'amour! I'm talkin' that me and Dot are swingers, as in "to swing". I'm talkin' about wife swappin'. I'm talkin' about what they call nowadays open marriage. I'm talk...
- H.I. McDunnough: [knocks Glen to the ground with a punch] Keep... (continue)(continue reading)
Sam McMurray - Glen
Nicolas Cage - H.I. McDunnough

“You'll make somebody a fine wife.”

Dana Elcar - Dimitri Moisevitch

“I've never been good with competition. Who needs a frigid wife anyway?”

Uma Thurman - Poison Ivy

“Don't you understand what he did? He did the identical crime eighteen months before he murdered his wife! He knew it would get him off the hook! He knew Bobby Slade was seeing his wife! That's why he did the first crime in Santa Cruz! He threw us Bobby Slade as a suspect! He picked that woman very carefully! He knew she played tennis with Slade!...” (continue)(continue reading)

Peter Coyote - Thomas Krasny

I'm Nick Beam. And Nick Beam ain't puttin' up with that bullshit. She'd have been crying, you know? "Oh, Nick, please take me back. Please, please, Nick. It was only one time". I'm gonna "one time" your ass. Nick Beam is the master of his fate, the ruler of his destiny. So if you wanna cry on somebody's shoulder, why don't you cry on Superdick?... (continue)(continue reading)

Martin Lawrence - Terrance Paul Davidson

“Silence is golden, no? Don't tell me you didn't enjoy this just a little bit. I mean, if your wife's anything like your daughter, she's sweet, but you can just shut her up.”

Georges Corraface - Cuervo Jones

“I know what I want: I want to be able to talk to my wife again. The way we used to talk to each other. Like there's no one else in the world except us.”
Bruce Willis - Dr. Malcolm Crowe

- Don Corrado Prizzi: Charley, you swore an oath of blood, my blood and yours, that you would always put the family before anything else in your life. We are calling on you to keep that sacred oath.
- Charley Partanna: Irene is my family. She's my wife.
- Angelo "Pop" Partanna: Charley, she is a woman you have known only for a few weeks. She is... (continue)(continue reading)
William Hickey - Don Corrado Prizzi
Jack Nicholson - Charley Partanna
John Randolph - Angelo "Pop" Partanna