Bette Midler movie quotes
Bette Midler Movies
Bette Midler movie quotes, phrases and lines
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- From the movie: Ruthless People
“You've fucked with the wrong person! My husband does business with the Mafia! When they track you down, you, your entire family, everyone you ever knew will all get chainsaw enemas!”
- From the movie: Ruthless People
“- Barbara: With a cute little rear end like that, you'll be the belle of the ball. Your dance card'll be filled every day. You'll be so popular, making all kinds of new, close friends. Big, ugly, hairy friends! Not that you'll ever see what they look like, 'cause you'll be facing the other way.
- Ken Kessler: You're very good at this. You should...” (continue)(continue reading) - From the movie: Hocus Pocus
“Dance, dance, dance, until you die!”
“Cherish forever what makes you unique, 'cuz you're really a yawn if it goes.”
- From the movie: Beaches
“- Hillary: I don't even remember what it was I was mad about and I don't care. Whatever it was that you did, I forgive you.
- CC Bloom: What I did? You and your lousy letters. Just to get one of them made me special even before I opened it. All your crappy stories, all your big dreams.
- Hillary: I didn't know that.
- CC Bloom: Well, what the...” (continue)(continue reading) “Si el sexo es un fenómeno tan natural, ¿cómo es que hay tantos libros sobre como hacerlo?”
- From the movie: Beaches
“- Hillary: I just want to get back to my hotel, but I can't remember the name!
- CC Bloom: Ritzy or Cheap?
- Hillary: I guess it's Ritzy.
- CC Bloom: Does it have a fountain in front, a pool inside, and a bunch of fruits in monkey suits playing violins in the lobby?
- Hillary: Yes! That's it!
- CC Bloom: You bet your ass it's Ritzy! It's the...” (continue)(continue reading) “My husband's German. Every night I get dressed up as Poland and he invades me.”
- From the movie: Beaches
“Get back, you brain damaged bag of bones, or I'll have you gassed!”
- From the movie: The Stepford Wives
“- Bobbie Markowitz: My psychiatrist says I need creative chaos.
- Roger Bannister: My shrink says I need boundaries.
- Joanna Eberhart: My doctor says I need enough electricity to jumpstart Vegas.” - From the movie: That Old Feeling
“You know what the twenties are for? Having sex with all the wrong people. Not to get married.”
- From the movie: That Old Feeling
“I'm not neurotic, I'm just a bitch.”
- From the movie: For the Boys
“America the land of the fee.”
- From the movie: The Stepford Wives
“- Joanna Eberhart: Bobbie! Bobbie... this isn't you...
- Bobbie Markowitz: That's right! This isn't me, it's a whole new me. I'm happy, and I'm healthy, because I understand what's important in life.” - From the movie: Oliver & Company
“- Tito: Hey, hey, hey! There is a lady, Francis.
- Georgette: Well, it's nice to see that one of you has some manners.
- Tito: After you, my little croissant.” - From the movie: For the Boys
“- Dixie Leonard: You got three daughters. Why don't you give them the benefit of your wisdom?
- Eddie Sparks: Because my wisdom is for a son.” - From the movie: The Rose
“What are we ladies? What are we? We are waitresses at the banquet of life! Get into that kitchen and rattle them pots and pans - and you better look pretty good doin' it too, 'else you gonna lose you good thing. And why do we do that, I'll tell you why we do that? We do that to find love - Oh I love to be in love - don't you love to be in love?”
- From the movie: Get Shorty
“- Doris Saphron: I miss Murray, Harry.
- Harry Zimm: Yeah, I miss him, too. Hell of a good writer, you know. I should know, I discovered him. Made him what he was.
- Doris Saphron: What he was, was a hack. He couldn't get a job writing for anybody but you. I'm being honest. He was a lousy writer, but he was a good husband. I just didn't know...” (continue)(continue reading) - From the movie: Big Business
“I don't see how is it that you, my own sister, can stuff your face and nothing happens, and I subsist on 60 calories a day or else blow up like a Macy's Day float!”
- From the movie: Big Business
“Oh my God, how did I get so fat? I look like a walleyed salmon! What did he use? A wide angle lens?”
- From the movie: Hocus Pocus
“You know, I've always wanted a child. And now I think I'll have one... on toast!”
- From the movie: Beaches
“Leona, you've gotta stop - you're ruining my career!”
- From the movie: For the Boys
- Dixie Leonard: You're gonna kill him if you fill his head full of this crap!
- Eddie Sparks: Such as what?
- Dixie Leonard: Such as "Don't study", "Everything comes easy", "Life's a big party". - From the movie: The First Wives Club
“- Brenda Morelli Cushman: What's wrong?
- Jilted Lover: It's my lover. She left me for this younger woman that weighs twelve pounds.” - From the movie: Oliver & Company
“- Georgette: Don't you come any closer! I knew this would happen someday.
- Dodger: Oh, you've barking up the wrong tree, sister. It's not you we're after.
- Georgette: It's not? It's not? Well why not? What's the problem, Spot? Not good enough for you? I mean, do you even know who I am? 56 blue ribbons. 14 regional trophies. Six-time national...” (continue)(continue reading)
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