Billy Crystal quotes
- From the movie: Analyze That
“- Ben Sobel: We don't think it's necessary to wake the neighbors every time we have sex.
- Paul Vitti: If you're quiet, you could do it without even waking your wife.” “- Duke: My brother loved the land, I loved the sea.
- Mitch: Oh. Like surf and turf.
- Duke: Ha ha ha.
- Mitch: Thought that was funny?
- Duke: No, just thinking about what I'd like to do to you.”- From the movie: When Harry Met Sally...
“- Harry Burns: There are two kinds of women: high maintenance and low maintenance.
- Sally Albright: Which one am I?
- Harry Burns: You're the worst kind; you're high maintenance but you think you're low maintenance.” - From the movie: Analyze That
“Ginko biloba. Helps my memory, and I forget what else.”
- From the movie: America's Sweethearts
- From the movie: City Slickers
- From the movie: Analyze This
“- Caroline: What do you think I should do?
- Dr. Ben Sobel: What I think you should do... is stop whining about this pathetic loser.” - From the movie: Mr. Saturday Night
- Buddy Young Jr.: For me, my family was like, uh, Dances With Jews. Oh sure, we had names for our relatives like they had in that movie.
- Reporter: What do you mean?
- Buddy Young Jr.: Well, we had "Eats With His Hands", "Spits When He Talks", "Makes Noise When He Bends", "Sweats Like a Pig", "Whines In a Cab", "Never Buys Retail", "Shaves His... (continue)(continue reading) - From the movie: Throw Momma from the Train
“- Larry: Why did you kill my wife?
- Owen: I thought you wanted me to. That was the deal we made that night. You told me that hated your wife. You wished she was dead. I told you I hated my momma. I told you I wished she was dead. You told me to see that Hitchcock film about swapping murders. I figured I kill your wife and you kill my momma....” (continue)(continue reading) - From the movie: Monsters, Inc.
- From the movie: Running Scared
- From the movie: The Princess Bride
“True love is the greatest thing in the world, except for a nice MLT, mutton, lettuce, and tomato sandwich, where the mutton is nice and lean and the tomatoes are ripe.
[smacks his lips]
They're so perky, I love that.” - From the movie: Mr. Saturday Night
- From the movie: City Slickers
“Have you ever had that feeling that this is the best I'm ever gonna do, this is the best I'm ever gonna feel... and it isn't that great?”
- From the movie: Monsters, Inc.
- From the movie: Analyze This
“You have to channel all this nice grief into a murderous rage.”
- From the movie: The Princess Bride
“- Miracle Max: I've never worked for so little. Except once, and that was a very noble cause.
- Inigo Montoya: This is noble, sir. His wife is... crippled. His children are on the brink of starvation.
- Miracle Max: Are you a rotten liar!
- Inigo Montoya: I need him to help avenge my father, murdered these twenty years.
- Miracle Max: Your first...” (continue)(continue reading) - From the movie: When Harry Met Sally...
- Jess: Marriages don't break up on account of infidelity. It's just a symptom that something else is wrong.
- Harry Burns: Oh really? Well, that "symptom" is fucking my wife. - From the movie: Monsters, Inc.
“- Mike: Can I borrow your odorant?
- Sulley: Yeah, I got, uh, Smelly Garbage or Old Dumpster.
- Mike: You got, uh, Low Tide?
- Sulley: No.
- Mike: How about Wet Dog?
- Sulley: Yep. Stink it up.” - From the movie: Memories of Me
I couldn't catch a ball. Well, it 's hard to catch with your face. I had the word "Spalding" written on my forehead 'til I was about six.
- From the movie: My Giant
“Does anyone here speak English? Perfect! Either I'm in heaven or the Miami airport.”
- From the movie: Analyze That
“I am grieving. It's a process.”
- From the movie: Running Scared
“- Danny Costanzo: What's wrong with being careful?
- Captain Logan: Careful gets you killed in this line of work. You think about getting shot and you get shot.” - From the movie: Forget Paris
- From the movie: Analyze This
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