Dan Aykroyd movie quotes

“- Roman: The rest of us are all probably going to die of heart attacks and strokes long before you.
- Chet: [mumbling] I hope so. Wouldn’t that be great. Gee just to see a bunch of people drop that you hate. God that would be something I tell you.”
Dan Aykroyd - Roman Craig
John Candy - Chet Ripley

“- Winston Zeddmore: Judgement day.
- Dr. Raymond Stantz: Every ancient religion has its own myth about the end of the world.
- Winston Zeddmore: Myth? Ray, has it ever occurred to you that maybe the reason we've been so busy lately is 'cause the dead have been rising from the grave?”

Ernie Hudson - Winston Zeddmore
Dan Aykroyd - Dr. Raymond Stantz

“- News Reporter: Is that why you've strapped a bomb to your chest?
- Tommy: Oh, this isn't a bomb. These are road flares.
- Zalinsky: Road flares? Did you live under power lines as a kid, or something?
- Tommy: Ha ha ha, why?”

Sandi Stahlbrand - News Reporter
Chris Farley - Tommy
Dan Aykroyd - Zalinsky

“Your dad's a paranoid nitwit who has never let his baby girl out of his sight for the simple reason that he's a paranoid nitwit.”

Dan Aykroyd - Harry Sultenfuss

“I do have to fine you. That will be a thousand dollars Canadian, or 10 American dollars if you prefer.”
Dan Aykroyd - Highway Patrolman

“- Dr. Egon Spengler: Vigo the Carpathian. Born 1505, died 1610.
- Dr. Peter Venkman: 105-years-old, he hung in there, didn't he?
- Dr. Raymond Stantz: He didn't die of old age, either. He was poisoned, stabbed, shot, hung, stretched, disembowled, drawn and quartered.”
Harold Ramis - Dr. Egon Spengler
Bill Murray - Dr. Peter Venkman
Dan Aykroyd - Dr. Raymond Stantz

“- Chris Magruder: You know, there's a word for people who think everyone is conspiring against them.
- CW Briggs: I know, perceptive.”
Dan Aykroyd - Chris Magruder
Woody Allen - CW Briggs

“If there's one thing I can't stand seeing, it's Americans fighting Americans.”
Dan Aykroyd - Sgt. Frank Tree

“- Winston Zeddmore: Hey Ray. Do you believe in God?
- Dr. Raymond Stantz: Never met him.”
Ernie Hudson - Winston Zeddmore
Dan Aykroyd - Dr. Raymond Stantz

- Grocer: Here's the new stuff, kid. Durazac 15. Makes Prozac seem like a decaf latte. Want a couple? I've got jars.
- Martin Q. Blank: I don't do that stuff anymore.
- Grocer: No wonder you got the shakes. And don't say "do it", because I don't "do it". I ingest it, on orders from my neurophysiologist. It's legal. In five years they'll be... (continue)(continue reading)
Dan Aykroyd - Grocer
John Cusack - Martin Q. Blank

“- Judge Alvin 'J.P' Valkenheiser: How do you like your dog?
- Diane Lightson: They're serving dog?
- Judge Alvin 'J.P' Valkenheiser: No, hot dogs. Dutch country, prized Hereford winners.”

Dan Aykroyd - Judge Alvin 'J.P' Valkenheiser
Demi Moore - Diane Lightson

“I'm of the school that believes that the last thirty seconds of a person's life ought to have a little zip in them!”
Dan Aykroyd - Judge Alvin 'J.P' Valkenheiser

“- The Judge: The Scolari brothers!
- Dr. Raymond Stantz: Friends of yours?
- The Judge: I tried them for murder, gave 'em the chair! You've got to do something!
- Dr. Egon Spengler: Why don't you just tell them you don't believe in ghosts?”

Harris Yulin - The Judge
Dan Aykroyd - Dr. Raymond Stantz
Harold Ramis - Dr. Egon Spengler

“- Cpl. Jefferson: The Pentagon called, sir.
- Col. John T. Hall: Pentagon? How did they get my number?”
Cheryl Francis Harrington - Cpl. Jefferson
Dan Aykroyd - Col. John T. Hall

The key meeting took place on July the 3rd, 1958, when the Air Force brought the space visitor to the White House for an interview with President Eisenhower. And Ike said, "hey look, give us your technology, we'll give you all the cow lips you want.".
Dan Aykroyd - Mother

“- Clifford Skridlow: No! No, I will not sell my own mother!
- Margaret Skridlow: Of course you wouldn't, dear. But it's a sweet thought.”

Dan Aykroyd - Clifford Skridlow
Nan Martin - Margaret Skridlow

“- Hary Sultenfuss: Hey, you're not eating your meatloaf.
- Shelly Sultenfuss: If I eat it I'll throw up.
- Hary Sultenfuss: Well you should at least try a little bit.
- Shelly Sultenfuss: Then I'll throw up a little bit.”
Dan Aykroyd - Harry Sultenfuss
Jamie Lee Curtis - Shelly Sultenfuss

“- Roman: I think we should go into town tomorrow and pick up a ski boat. Whaddya say? Sound good, guys? Uncle Roman'll blow some coin on a kick-ass drag boat!
- Chet: That's ok, we're renting a pontoon boat.
- Roman: Pontoon boat? What the hell are you gonna do with a pontoon boat? Retake Omaha Beach?”
Dan Aykroyd - Roman Craig
John Candy - Chet Ripley

“- Daisy Werthan: I've never been prejudiced in my life and you know it.
- Boolie Werthan: Okay, then why don't you ask Hoke to go with you?
- Daisy Werthan: Hoke? Don't be ridiculous. He wouldn't go.”

Jessica Tandy - Daisy Werthan
Dan Aykroyd - Boolie Werthan

We might have had a wonderful relationship. But then, as Arthur Bremer once said: "How many things go right in this crazy world?".
Dan Aykroyd - Vic

“All I know about walruses is that, out of all mammals, they have the second largest penis. I have the first.”
Dan Aykroyd - Dr. Keats

“This time we win or we die trying.”
Dan Aykroyd - Sgt. Frank Tree

“- Emmett Fitz-Hume: What's she saying?
- Austin Millbarge: H... hair... hairbrush... headrest...
- Emmett Fitz-Hume: Jesus, where did you learn your Russian? JCPenney?”
Chevy Chase - Emmett Fitz-Hume
Dan Aykroyd - Austin Millbarge

“- Buck Heller: Here is your gun.
- Adam Beckett: What? I've never used a gun before in my life. I mean, they scare me.
- Buck Heller: Come on, Beckett, don't be such a pussy. You don't know who's out there.”
Dan Aykroyd - Buck Heller
Zach Galligan - Adam Beckett

“- Friday: He'd better tell me where Connie is or I'll shove that collar so far down his throat I'll have to take off his shoes to ring his neck!
- Streebek: Friday, listen to yourself! You're not thinking like a cop any more, you're thinking like a man in love!”

Dan Aykroyd - Friday
Tom Hanks - Streebek