Dan Aykroyd movie quotes

“- Roman: I tell you what I see when I look out there. I see the undeveloped resources of Minnesota, Northern Wisconsin, and Michigan. I see a syndicated development consortium exploiting over a billion and a half dollars in forest products. I see a paper mill and if the strategic metals are there, a mining operation. A greenbelt between the...” (continue)(continue reading)
Dan Aykroyd - Roman Craig
John Candy - Chet Ripley

“- 'Joliet' Jake Blues: How often does the train go by?
- Elwood Blues: So often that you won't even notice it.”
John Belushi - Joliet' Jake Blues
Dan Aykroyd - Elwood Blues

“- Bobo: You're the one who's fat!
- L'il Debbull: Not as fat as you!”
Dan Aykroyd - Bobo
John Daveikis - L'il Debbull

“- Crease: Now what are you saying, the NSA killed Kennedy?
- Mother: No, they shot him but they didn't kill him. He's still alive.”
Sir Sidney Poitier - Crease
Dan Aykroyd - Mother

“- Dr. Egon Spengler: Try to imagine all life as you know it stopping instantaneously and every molecule in your body exploding at the speed of light.
- Dr. Raymond Stantz: Total protonic reversal!
- Dr. Peter Venkman: Right. That's bad. Okay. All right. Important safety tip. Thanks, Egon.”

Harold Ramis - Dr. Egon Spengler
Dan Aykroyd - Dr. Raymond Stantz
Bill Murray - Dr. Peter Venkman

“- Mother Mary Stigmata: Before Curtis came to us at St. Helen of the Blessed Shroud he had a musical group that toured the joints of the Mid West. In one town Curtis had an affair... with a married woman.
- Elwood Blues: Go Curtis! I mean... that's terrible.
- Mother Mary Stigmata: That's what I thought you meant.”
Kathleen Freeman - Mother Mary Stigmata
Dan Aykroyd - Elwood Blues

“Those men wanted to have sex with me!”

Dan Aykroyd - Louis Winthorpe III

“- Austin Millbarge: The Chinese were only using a simple polyphonetically grouped 20-square-digit key transposed in boustrophedonic form with multiple nulls. I broke it with this...
[holds up a kid's cipher disk]
- Captain Hefling: A drogan's decoder wheel? They put these into cereal boxes for kids.
- Austin Millbarge: Yeah, I found it in a box...” (continue)(continue reading)

Dan Aykroyd - Austin Millbarge
Stephen Hoye - Captain Hefling

“- Ophelia: The only thing I've got going for me, is this body, this face, and what I got up here. I don't do drugs. And I don't have a pimp.
- Louis Winthorpe III: This place is a dump.
- Ophelia: But it's cheap, it's clean and it's all mine.”
Jamie Lee Curtis - Ophelia
Dan Aykroyd - Louis Winthorpe III

“- Sgt. Frank Tree: You know, this year wasn't the big year of the war, '41. I think the really big year is going to be 1942.
- Maj. Gen. Joseph W. Stilwell: It's gonna be a long war.”
Dan Aykroyd - Sgt. Frank Tree
Robert Stack - Maj. Gen. Joseph W. Stilwell

“- Herb: When was the last time you fucked your wife?
- Ed Okin: You're a classy guy, Herb.”
Dan Aykroyd - Herb
Jeff Goldblum - Ed Okin

“- Steven Mills: I think... I think...
- Celeste Martin: What?
- Steven Mills: Would I scare you... if I told you I love you?
- Celeste Martin: Not unless you hit me at the same time.
- Steven Mills: I'm serious.
- Celeste Martin: So am I!”
Dan Aykroyd - Steven Mills
Kim Basinger - Celeste Martin

“- Dr. Raymond Stantz: Gozer the Gozerian... good evening. As a duly designated representative of the City, County and State of New York, I order you to cease any and all supernatural activity and return forthwith to your place of origin or to the nearest convenient parallel dimension.
- Dr. Peter Venkman: [sarcastically] That oughta do it....” (continue)(continue reading)

Dan Aykroyd - Dr. Raymond Stantz
Bill Murray - Dr. Peter Venkman

“- Cab Chamberlain: Get the hell out of my office right now!!
- Elwood Blues: I think you need a hug.”
Joe Morton - Cabel Chamberlain
Dan Aykroyd - Elwood Blues

“You wouldn't know a good time if it fell out of the sky and landed on your face and started to wiggle!”
Dan Aykroyd - Roman Craig

“- Vada Sultenfuss: Shelly's already told me all about sex.
- Harry Sultenfuss: She told me too. I mean, she told me she told you about sex. I - I personally knew about sex long before I met Shelly.
- Vada Sultenfuss: I figured you did.”
Anna Chlumsky - Vada Sultenfuss
Dan Aykroyd - Harry Sultenfuss

“- Otto: Are you telling me you don't have a social security number?
- Beldar Conehead: Correct.
- Otto: Why not?
- Beldar Conehead: I am an illegal alien.”
Sinbad - Otto
Dan Aykroyd - Beldar Conehead

“It's messy, it's crowded, it's polluted, and there are people who would just as soon step on your face as look at you. But come on! There's gotta be a few sparks of sweet humanity left in this burned-out berg.”

Dan Aykroyd - Dr. Raymond Stantz

“- Mighty Mack: Elwood, they have automatic weapons.
- Elwood Blues: Look in the glove compartment.
- Mighty Mack: Carpet Tacks! They have guns and we have carpet tacks.
- Elwood Blues: They're not carpet tacks. They're dry-wall nails.”
John Goodman - Mighty Mack McTeer
Dan Aykroyd - Elwood Blues

“- Vada Sultenfuss: Dad, I don't want to upset you, but my left breast is developing at a significantly faster rate than my right. It can only mean one thing: cancer. I'm dying.
- Harry Sultenfuss: [making a sandwich] Okay, sweetie, hand me the mayonnaise out of the fridge.”
Anna Chlumsky - Vada Sultenfuss
Dan Aykroyd - Harry Sultenfuss

“- Streebek: This guy knows God personally, I hear they play racquetball together.
- Friday: Well, just go ahead and chuckle away, mister. I don't hear God laughing.
- Streebek: You will, once he sees your haircut.”
Tom Hanks - Streebek
Dan Aykroyd - Friday

“- Capt. Tom Everett: If I pull the arrow out, will you please suck out the poison?
- Ty Webb: Let me get this straight. You pull it out, I suck. Is there any money in it for me?”
Dan Aykroyd - Capt. Tom Everett
Chevy Chase - Ty Webb

“- Pa Tex: Remember before when I told you that everything I own is the biggest and the best? Well you're already the best. Now there's nothing left but to make you the biggest.
- Ma Tex: And don't fret about not being able to clean up your plate. Why soon your stomach will stretch and stretch and your capacity for food will grow and grow.
-...” (continue)(continue reading)
Dan Aykroyd - Pa Tex
Reba McEntire - Ma Tex
Elijah Wood - North