John Goodman movie quotes

“- Llewyn Davis: I had a partner... he threw himself off the George Washington Bridge.
- Roland Turner: George Washington Bridge? You throw yourself off the Brooklyn Bridge, traditionally. George Washington Bridge? Who does that?”
Oscar Isaac - Llewyn Davis
John Goodman - Roland Turner

“- Mike: I can't believe it...
- Sulley: Oh, Mike...
- Mike: I was on TV! Ha! Did you see me? I'm a natural.”

Billy Crystal - Mike
John Goodman - Sullivan

“- Walter Sobchak: Am I wrong?
- The Dude: You're not wrong Walter. You're just an asshole.
- Walter Sobchak: Okay then.”
John Goodman - Walter Sobchak
Jeff Bridges - The Dude

“- Barney Rubble: It's like a dream come true. A son. Somebody to carry on the proud name of Rubble. Think I'll be a good daddy, Fred?
- Fred Flintstone: Well, you're bound to find something you're good at.”
Rick Moranis - Barney Rubble
John Goodman - Fred Flintstone

“- Commissioner Ed Davis: How do you feel?
- Tommy Saunders: The knee hurts, the back hurts, the balls hurts, the pain feels like sometimes on the top of the hurt if that's remotely possible.”
John Goodman - Commissioner Ed Davis
Mark Wahlberg - Tommy Saunders

“You don't need to study scaring, you just do it.”
John Goodman - Sullivan

“Folk singer with a cat. You queer?”

John Goodman - Roland Turner

“People are strange creatures. You can't always convince them that safety is in their best interest.”
John Goodman - Howard

“How can I not question our creator for putting this human obscenity into the presence of such a divine creature?”
John Goodman - Detective Dehling

“- Phipps: When in public, a royal personage must refrain from chewing gum, using profanity, picking his nose, scratching his p... p... p... p... private parts and staring down the bust lines of visiting female dignitaries.
- Ralph: What the hell! That's everything!”

Richard Griffiths - Phipps
John Goodman - Ralph

“- Frank King: I love John Wayne.
- Roy Brewer: Well, I'll introduce you. You guys could do a movie together.
- Frank King: Aww, gee, that would be swell except, I don't think you and me are going to be pals.”
John Goodman - Frank King

“I'm in this for the money and the pussy and they're both falling off the trees!”
John Goodman - Frank King

“What the hell kind of meds they giving you? Alprazolam: that's generic xanax. Hydrocodone: that's generic Vicodin. Probably Canadian. Where's the dihydromorphinone? Is this amateur hour? Get that doctor in here; you just saved a hundred people!”

John Goodman - Harling Mays

“- Tony Mendez: Can you teach somebody to be a director in a day?
- John Chambers: You can teach a rhesus monkey to be a director in a day.”
Ben Affleck - Tony Mendez
John Goodman - John Chambers

“Without a hostage, there is no ransom. That's what ransom is. Those are the fucking rules.”
John Goodman - Walter Sobchak

“- John Hobbes: What are we here for? What do we do?
- Jonesy: Bottom line Hobbes: we catch bad guys, that's our job.”
Denzel Washington - John Hobbes
John Goodman - Jonesy

“- Delbert McClintock: Spiders would find your barn a tad breazy this time of year. In that respect, spiders are a bit like you and me. No, I frankly doubt there are any spiders in your barn.
- Ross Jennings: Well, I frankly know there is Delbert. I saw a web! There is a web in my barn!
- Delbert McClintock: A web would indicate an arachnoid...” (continue)(continue reading)
John Goodman - Delbert McClintock
Jeff Daniels - Ross Jennings

“- Fred Flintstone: I just want my old job back and my old life.
- Barney Rubble: Hey, Fred.
- Fred Flintstone: Oh, and two weeks paid vacation for all the men in the quarry, an annual cost-of-living increase, and those little packets of ketchup in the lunch room.”
John Goodman - Fred Flintstone
Rick Moranis - Barney Rubble

“- Barney Rubble: So, Fred, what am I gonna call you now? Boss? Chief?
- Fred Flintstone: No, simply Your Highness will do.”

Rick Moranis - Barney Rubble
John Goodman - Fred Flintstone

“- Pete Klein: Have you thought about what you'll do when your contract is up?
- Gus: Sure, sign another one for more money.”
John Goodman - Pete Klein
Clint Eastwood - Gus

“- Frank King: So, you're saying that you want to give me a script and I'll pay you and you don't want your name on it?
- Dalton Trumbo: No, you don't want my name on it.
- Frank King: Okay then.”
John Goodman - Frank King
Bryan Cranston - Dalton Trumbo

“- Walter Garfield: I've never killed anyone before.
- Jean Claude Clermont: It's easy.
- Walter Garfield: Have you?
- Jean Claude Clermont: I'm about to.”
John Goodman - Walter Garfield
Jean Dujardin - Jean Claude Clermont

“You think I made your life hell? Take a look around this dump. You're just a tourist with a typewriter, Barton. I live here.”
John Goodman - Charlie Meadows

“- Willingham: These are a few of our traditional English dishes, some of which will be served tonight. Here, we have roast beef and Yorkshire pudding, bangers and mash, and the ever-popular spotted dick.
- Ralph: Spotted dick? Dick of what?
- Willingham: These are the bangers. Sausages.”

Peter O'Toole - Willingham
John Goodman - Ralph

“- Mike: Boo? What's Boo?
- Sulley: That's... what I decided to call her. Is there a problem?
- Mike: Sulley, you're not supposed to name it. Once you name it, you start getting attached to it.”
Billy Crystal - Mike
John Goodman - Sullivan