John Goodman movie quotes

“- Sulley: See that, Mikey? Ted's walking to work.
- Mike: Big deal. Guy takes five steps and he's there.”

John Goodman - Sullivan
Billy Crystal - Mike

“- Sulley: I can still hear her little voice.
- Boo: Mike Wazowski!
- Mike: Hey, I can hear her too.
- Kids: Mike Wazowski!
- Mike: How many kids you got in there?”

John Goodman - Sullivan
Mary Gibbs - Boo
Billy Crystal - Mike

“- Walter Sobchak: I'm perfectly calm, Dude.
- The Dude: Yeah, waving the fucking gun around?
- Walter Sobchak: Calmer than you are.
- The Dude: Will you just take it easy?
- Walter Sobchak: Calmer than you are.”
John Goodman - Walter Sobchak
Jeff Bridges - The Dude

“- Pacha: Why did I risk my life for a selfish brat like you? I was always taught that there was some good in everyone, but, oh, you proved me wrong.
- Kuzco: Oh, boo-hoo. Now I feel really bad. Bad llama.
- Pacha: I could've let you die out there in that jungle, and then all my problems would be over.
- Kuzco: Well, that makes you ugly and...” (continue)(continue reading)
David Spade - Kuzco
John Goodman - Patcha

You want quiet, go back to that man village. This place is "happening".

John Goodman - Baloo

“- Gale: All right, ya hayseeds, it's a stick-up. Everybody freeze. Everybody down on the ground.
- Feisty Hayseed: Well, which is it, young feller? You want I should freeze or get down on the ground? Mean to say, if'n I freeze, I can't rightly drop. And if'n I drop, I'm a-gonna be in motion. You see...”
John Goodman - Gale
Rusty Lee - Feisty Hayseed

“- Wilma Flintstone: We have scrimped and saved for that money, and every time we get a little bit ahead, you have to go blow it on some hair-brained scheme!
- Fred Flintstone: Now see here, Wilma! In this cave, I am the king! And...
- Wilma Flintstone: And what, Fred?
- Fred Flintstone: And you have every right to know, my queen.”

Elizabeth Perkins - Wilma Flintstone
John Goodman - Fred Flintstone

“- Flight Attendant: There was this strange humming sound coming from his pants.
- Roland Jones: From the front or the back?”
Samantha Smith - Flight Attendant
John Goodman - Roland Jones

“Why would God fill me with this desire if I wasn't meant to be with her?”
John Goodman - Detective Dehling

“What a day. Felt like I couldn't sell ice water in the Sahara.”
John Goodman - Charlie Meadows

“- Cliff Vandercave: I want you to fire Bernard Rubble.
- Fred Flintstone: Done! Wait, fire Barney, why?
- Cliff Vandercave: Well, he scored the lowest on the company aptitude test. He's an imbecile. The company can't afford to have dead weight like him on the payroll.
- Fred Flintstone: But Mr. Vandercave, he's got a new kid, a mortgage, I'm his...” (continue)(continue reading)
Kyle MacLachlan - Cliff Vandercave
John Goodman - Fred Flintstone

“- Exterminator Jeff: Extermination is my middle name. But why do you want me to exterminate the Borrowers?
- Ocious P. Potter: Because those little rats stole something very important from me. And nobody steals from Ocious P. Potter!
- Exterminator Jeff: You mean borrowed, don't you?”
Mark Williams - Exterminator Jeff
John Goodman - Ocious P. Potter

“- Hale: I'm glad you find her so. Best wishes in your fox hunting.
- King Gustav: Fox hunting? You like fox hunting, yes.
- Ralph: I don't get out much lately. But I used to go out almost every evening. One club or another.”

James Villiers - Hale
Julian Glover - King Gustav
John Goodman - Ralph

“- Sulley: Hey, Mike, this might sound crazy but I don't think that kid's dangerous.
- Mike: Really? Well, in that case, let's keep it. I always wanted a pet that could kill me.”
John Goodman - Sullivan
Billy Crystal - Mike

“- The Dude: Walter, the chinaman who peed on my rug, I can't go give him a bill, so what the fuck are you talking about?
- Walter Sobchak: What the fuck are you talking about? The chinaman is not the issue here, Dude. I'm talking about drawing a line in the sand, Dude. Across this line, you do not... Also, Dude, chinaman is not the preferred...” (continue)(continue reading)
Jeff Bridges - The Dude
John Goodman - Walter Sobchak

“- Sulley: Boo's in trouble. I think there might be a way to save her if we can just get down to that...
- Mike: We? Whoa, whoa. We? No. There's no we this time, pal. If you wanna go out there and freeze to death, you be my guest, because you're on your own.”
John Goodman - Sullivan
Billy Crystal - Mike

“- Ed: You mean you busted out of jail.
- Evelle: No, ma'am. We released ourselves on our own recognizance.
- Gale: What Evelle here is trying to say is that we felt that the institution no longer had anything to offer us.”
Holly Hunter - Ed
William Forsythe - Evelle
John Goodman - Gale

“- Kuzco: When will you learn that all my ideas are good ones?
- Pacha: Well, that's funny. Because I thought that you going into the jungle by yourself, being chased by jaguars, lying to me to take you back to the palace were all really bad ideas.
- Kuzco: Oh, yeah. Anything sounds bad when you say it with that attitude.”
David Spade - Kuzco
John Goodman - Patcha

“- Kuzco: Don't tell me. We're about to go over a huge waterfall.
- Pacha: Yep.
- Kuzco: Sharp rocks at the bottom?
- Pacha: Most likely.
- Kuzco: Bring it on.”
John Goodman - Patcha
David Spade - Kuzco

“- Carl Hefler: I'm a black man in a white man's world...
- Det. Nyswander: Uh, Mr. Hefler, you're caucasian...
- Carl Hefler: Beautiful! Hold that against me too!”
John Goodman - Detective Nyswander
Lesley Ann Warren - Dr. Cynthia Sheldrake

“- Walter Sobchak: Let's not forget - let's not forget, Dude - that keeping wildlife, an amphibious rodent, for... domestic, you know, within the city - that ain't legal either.
- The Dude: What are you, a fucking park ranger now?”
John Goodman - Walter Sobchak
Jeff Bridges - The Dude

“- Donny: Are these the Nazis, Walter?
- Walter Sobchak: No, Donny, these men are nihilists, there's nothing to be afraid of.”
Steve Buscemi - Theodore Donald 'Donny' Kerabatsos
John Goodman - Walter Sobchak

“- Walter Sobchak: My point is: here we are, it's shabbas, the sabbath, which I'm allowed to break only if it's a matter of life or death...
- The Dude: Will you come off it, Walter? You're not even fucking Jewish, man.”
John Goodman - Walter Sobchak
Jeff Bridges - The Dude

“- Ralph: Once I got a steady girl, that put an end to it.
- King Gustav: She did not like fox hunting?
- Ralph: Of course not! Anna's not into it, is she?
- King Gustav: Oh, yes! She loves it! Most royals do.”

John Goodman - Ralph
Julian Glover - King Gustav

“We'll make new friends, there's 4,000 other people in this world!”
John Goodman - Fred Flintstone