John Goodman movie quotes

“- Ocious P. Potter: You've seen this before?
- Exterminator Jeff: No, but I've heard the stories, but that's what I thought they were, just stories: the fly with the human head, the poker-playing rats, the giant radioactive cockroaches.”

John Goodman - Ocious P. Potter
Mark Williams - Exterminator Jeff

“- Sulley: May the best monster win!
- Randall: I plan to.”
John Goodman - Sullivan
Steve Buscemi - Randall

“You think grown-ups have it all figured out? That's just a hustle, kid. Grown-ups are making it up as they go along, just like you. You remember that, and you'll do fine.”

John Goodman - Lawrence Woolsey

“Barney Rubble has been my neighbor, my lodge brother and my best friend since the first time I went through the fifth grade.”
John Goodman - Fred Flintstone

“In case you haven't noticed, kid, I'm no wild animal. Except at parties.”
John Goodman - Baloo

“- Wilma Flintstone: I cannot believe you just sat there and let them walk out on us.
- Fred Flintstone: At least I can walk around the house in my underwear again.
- Wilma Flintstone: And that is more important to you than 20 years of friendship?
- Fred Flintstone: It is on a hot day.”
Elizabeth Perkins - Wilma Flintstone
John Goodman - Fred Flintstone

“- Willingham: How's it going, Your Majesty?
- Ralph: Great. We've got nothing in common and she's got a voice like a tuba. If she had her way, we'd have sex on a bed of nails on national television. But at least the party stinks.”

Peter O'Toole - Willingham
John Goodman - Ralph

“- Nick Campbell: People want to work with people.
- Nick and Billy's Boss: People hate people!”
Owen Wilson - Nick Campbell
John Goodman - Nick and Billy's Boss

“- Sulley: What was that?
- Mike: I have no idea. But it would be a really good idea if it didn't do it again.”

John Goodman - Sullivan
Billy Crystal - Mike

“Herb's an interesting guy. He used to be kind of, uh... dishonest: shakedown artist, strong arm. Someone sent him to collect money from me just when I needed an inexpensive actor. Isn't it fun to know these things about your favorite stars?”

John Goodman - Lawrence Woolsey

“Gas mileage is fine, but keep in mind - the first question every car buyer asks themselves is 'Will this car get me laid?'.”
John Goodman - Ralph

“Just reach deep down and let the scary out!”
John Goodman - Sullivan

“- Molly Jennings: Why is all the wood rotting?
- Delbert McClintock: I'll tell you why. Bad wood.
- Molly Jennings: So... what do we do?
- Delbert McClintock: Tear out bad wood. Put in good wood.”
Harley Jane Kozak - Molly Jennings
John Goodman - Delbert McClintock

“- John Chambers: Target audience will hate it.
- Tony Mendez: Who's the target audience?
- John Chambers: People with eyes.”
John Goodman - John Chambers
Ben Affleck - Tony Mendez

“I sure do forget myself sometimes.”
John Goodman - Charlie Meadows

“- Cliff Vandercave: Do you know what we do up here?
- Fred Flintstone: Well, me and the guys have always wondered.
- Cliff Vandercave: We interface, Flintstone. We conceptualize, tenderize, prioritize.
- Fred Flintstone: When do we eat?”
Kyle MacLachlan - Cliff Vandercave
John Goodman - Fred Flintstone

“You and I belong to another era, George. The world is talking now. People want new faces, talking faces.”
John Goodman - Al Zimmer
Jean Dujardin

“The doctor, what's he gonna tell me? Can't trade my head in for a new one.”
John Goodman - Charlie Meadows

“- Mowgli: Oh, Baloo! I don't ever wanna see that girl or that village again.
- Baloo: Well, of course you don't. It's just us bears from here on in.
- Mowgli: Yeah, man.”
Haley Joel Osment - Mowgli
John Goodman - Baloo

If you're gonna do a $20 million "Star Wars" rip-off, you need somebody who's a somebody to put their name on it. Somebody respectable. With credits. Who you can trust with classified information. Who'll produce a fake movie. For free.
John Goodman - John Chambers

“Ladies do ask for attention. In my experience, they pretend to give it, but it's generally a smokescreen for demanding it back with interest.”
John Goodman - Charlie Meadows

“- Mighty Mack: The suit's real neat, but do I have to wear the hat?
- Elwood Blues: These are unsophisticated men. They only respond to fear and the draw of lucre. We elicit this by using iconographic symbols, and psychological intimidation. The way we look together presents a uniform image of strength and organization. Don't say anything. Look...” (continue)(continue reading)
John Goodman - Mighty Mack McTeer
Dan Aykroyd - Elwood Blues

“- Al Yackey: I miss him too! I miss him too. I miss him every day. I loved him like I've never loved a guy. And I don't love guys. You don't have an excuse, you quit. You quit, you gave up. He never quit on anything until it killed him, and that was his way, and there's much worse ways, and boy you sure found one.
- Dorinda Durston: I can't live...” (continue)(continue reading)
John Goodman - Al Yackey
Holly Hunter - Dorinda Durston

“Fun? Fun was dropping acid in the 60's. Fun was streaking at my sister's prom. Fun was staging a sit-in at a titty bar on Sunset. This... this is very bad Fellini we're about to enter into.”
John Goodman - Benjamin

“- Uncle Sweetheart: Who's talking to you?
- Bobby Cupid: Common sense! The voices in my head.”
John Goodman - Uncle Sweetheart
Luke Wilson - Bobby Cupid