John Goodman movie quotes

“- Gale: Well, sometimes your career's gotta come before family.
- Evelle: Work's what's kept us happy.”
John Goodman - Gale
William Forsythe - Evelle

“- Jonesy: You don't smoke anymore.
- John Hobbes: You're right I don't. You know why? Because cigarettes kill. Especially cigarettes laced with poison.
- Jonesy: Bullshit.
- John Hobbes: The same kind of poisons you used to kill my brother.”

John Goodman - Jonesy
Denzel Washington - John Hobbes

“- Det. Sherman: Think you could go for a babe with a dick?
- Det. Frank Keller: Depends on her personality, really.”
John Goodman - Det. Sherman
Al Pacino - Det. Frank Keller

“For the first time in my life I was ashamed of you. I would have never thought that was possible.”

John Goodman - Bill Sanford

“It's a bitched up world. The only way to protect ourselves is by goin' mad.”
John Goodman - Uncle Sweetheart

“Listen to me belly aching, like my problems add up to a hill of beans.”
John Goodman - Charlie Meadows

“- Uncle Sweetheart: I'm only human.
- Jack Fate: I know, it ain't easy being human.”
John Goodman - Uncle Sweetheart
Bob Dylan - Jack Fate

“Yabba dabba doo!”
John Goodman - Fred Flintstone

“Hobbes, I'm following you, but at the same time, I'm losing you.”
John Goodman - Jonesy

“My engine's on fire! Can you believe that? And I was in such a good mood!”
John Goodman - Al Yackey

“- Mowgli: That village was terrible. All you ever hear is rules, rules, rules and work, work, work.
- Baloo: Whoa, kid. Watch your language.”
Haley Joel Osment - Mowgli
John Goodman - Baloo

“- Pacha: We shook hands on it!
- Kuzko: You know, the funny thing about shaking hands is... you need hands.”

John Goodman - Patcha
David Spade - Kuzco

I know some of you have never been in the motion picture business before, and some of you have been at it a long time. But I want all of you to look at the faces out here during this picture. There's gonna be room in their heads for only one thought: "Don't let it get me". They know we can't hurt them, but they're still gonna be scared half to... (continue)(continue reading)

John Goodman - Lawrence Woolsey

“The beer's warm, the dance hall's a Quonset, there's B-26s outside, hotshot pilots inside, an airstrip in the woods... it's England, man!”
John Goodman - Al Yackey

“- Patcha: There's two people in there looking for you.
- Kuzco: Who?
- Pacha: A big guy and a skinny old woman.
- Kuzco: Wait, was this woman scary beyond all reason?”
John Goodman - Patcha
David Spade - Kuzco

“- Mike: All we have to do is get rid of that thing, so wait here while I get its cardkey.
- Sulley: But she can't stay here! This is the men's room.
- Mike: That is the weirdest thing you have ever said.”

Billy Crystal - Mike
John Goodman - Sullivan

“If it wasn't for pizza and other fine Italian foods, there would be no happiness.”
John Goodman - Jonesy

- Mike: I'm telling you, Big Daddy. You're gonna be seeing this face on TV more often.
- Sulley: Yeah, like on "Monstropolis' Most Wanted"?

Billy Crystal - Mike
John Goodman - Sullivan

“- Mike: Can I borrow your odorant?
- Sulley: Yeah, I got, uh, Smelly Garbage or Old Dumpster.
- Mike: You got, uh, Low Tide?
- Sulley: No.
- Mike: How about Wet Dog?
- Sulley: Yep. Stink it up.”
Billy Crystal - Mike
John Goodman - Sullivan

“- Barney Rubble: You know, Fred, I hear that eatin' too much red meat is bad for you.
- Fred Flintstone: What a load of bunk! My father ate it every day of his life and he lived to the ripe old age of thirty-eight.”
Rick Moranis - Barney Rubble
John Goodman - Fred Flintstone

“- Pacha: What happened?
- Old Man: Well, I threw off the Emperor's groove.
- Pacha: What?
- Old Man: His groove! The rhythm in which he lives his life. His pattern of behavior. I threw it off. And the Emperor had me thrown out the window.”
John Goodman - Patcha
John Fiedler - Old Man

“- Pacha: That's for going back on your promise!
- Kuzco: Yeah! And that's for kidnapping me and taking me back to your village! Which I'm still gonna destroy, by the way. Hehehe. No touchy!”

John Goodman - Kuzco
David Spade - Patcha

“Put some pepper spray in your purse. Even if you're not sure, just start spraying.”

John Goodman - Bill Sanford

“Sometimes it gets so hot I want to crawl right out of my skin.”
John Goodman - Charlie Meadows

“- Al Yackey: The hell with it. What this place reminds me of is the war in Europe.
- Pete Sandich: This is deep.”
John Goodman - Al Yackey
Richard Stephen Dreyfuss - Pete Sandich