Sir Michael Caine movie quotes

“- Victor Melling: The interview is the single most important part of the pageant. It counts for 30 percent of your total score.
- Gracie Hart: What's the other 70 percent, cleavage?”
Sir Michael Caine - Victor Melling
Sandra Bullock - Gracie Hart

“- Lawrence Jamieson: Do you ever have a single thought that originates from above the waist?
- Freddy Benson: No!”
Sir Michael Caine - Lawrence Jamieson
Steve Martin - Freddy Benson

“- Brad Crane: Are you endowing these bees with human motives? Like saving their fellow bees from captivity, or seeking revenge on Mankind?
- General Slater: I always credit my enemy, no matter what he may be, with equal intelligence.”
Sir Michael Caine - Brad Crane
Richard Widmark - General Slater

“- Kate Miller: Do you find me attractive?
- Doctor Robert Elliott: Of course.
- Kate Miller: Would you want to sleep with me?
- Doctor Robert Elliott: Yes.
- Kate Miller: Then why don't you?
- Doctor Robert Elliott: Because I love my wife, and sleeping with you isn't worth jeopardizing my marriage. Is it worth it to you?
- Kate Miller: I don't...” (continue)(continue reading)
Angie Dickinson - Kate Miller
Sir Michael Caine - Doctor Robert Elliott

“Don't fall down, Tim. We may not be insured.”
Sir Michael Caine - Lloyd Fellowes

“- Charlie Croker: This car belongs to the Pakistani ambassador!
- Lorna: It does?
- Charlie Croker: Typical, isn't it? I've been out of jail five minutes, and already I'm in a hot car.
- Lorna: Charlie, I just wanted you to come out in style, baby.”

Sir Michael Caine - Charlie Croker
Margaret Blye - Lorna

“- Ghost of Christmas Past: Let us see another Christmas in this place.
- Scrooge: They were all very much the same. Nothing ever changed.
- Ghost of Christmas Past: You changed.”
Jessica Fox - Ghost of Christmas Past
Sir Michael Caine - Scrooge

“- Nicole Hollis: She's in love, you know?
- Matthew Hollis: She thinks so.
- Nicole Hollis: If you think so, you are.”

Demi Moore - Nicole Hollis
Sir Michael Caine - Matthew Hollis

“I mean, what's the point in owning a mace, if you don't use it?”

Sir Michael Caine - Sidney Bruhl

“- Kermit the Frog as Bob Cratchit: If you please Mr. Scrooge, it's gotten colder, and the bookkeeping staff would like an extra shovel full of coal for the fire?
- Rat #1: We can't do the bookkeeping, all our pens have turned to inkcicles!
- Rat #2: Our assets are frozen!
- Scrooge: How would the bookkeeping staff like to be suddenly... unemployed?”
Steve Whitmire - Kermit the Frog as Bob Cratchit
Dave Goelz - Rat #1
Jerry Nelson - Rat #2
Sir Michael Caine - Scrooge

“- Victor Melling: By the way, what are you planning to do for your talent... sing, dance, chew with your mouth closed?
- Gracie Hart: I will do whatever you want me to do, Yoda.”
Sir Michael Caine - Victor Melling
Sandra Bullock - Gracie Hart

“I have a friend who lives in the country, and it's supposed to be an hour from 42nd Street. A lie! The only thing that's an hour from 42nd Street is 43rd Street!”
Sir Michael Caine - Noel Holcroft

“- Matthew Hollis: Kiss you? I ought to spank you!
- Jennifer Lyons: Oh, please, and bite me too.”
Sir Michael Caine - Matthew Hollis
Michelle Johnson - Jennifer Lyons

“It's a very difficult job and the only way to get through it is we all work together as a team. And that means you do everything I say.”
Sir Michael Caine - Charlie Croker

“- Sherlock Holmes: I'm reminded of the curious case of the Manchurian Mambo...
- Dr. Watson: Holmes, could I have a word?
- Sherlock Holmes: Yes, what is it?
- Dr. Watson: I believe that was the Manchurian Mamba.”
Sir Michael Caine - Sherlock Holmes
Ben Kingsley - Dr. Watson

“- Matthew Hollis: Last night never happened.
- Jennifer Lyons: I know. I was there when it didn't.”
Sir Michael Caine - Matthew Hollis
Michelle Johnson - Jennifer Lyons

“- Clifford Anderson: Are you trying to say that you don't think that you can trust me?
- Sidney Bruhl: How clearly you put it!”
Christopher Reeve - Clifford Anderson
Sir Michael Caine - Sidney Bruhl

“Congratulations, Larry. It's a brave man who takes control of his own destiny.”
Sir Michael Caine - Mike

“- Sidney Bruhl: Clifford, my dear, in your run-ins with the law, in your infancy so to speak, did any of the doctors, policemen, shrinks, did any of them ever use... the... word...?
- Clifford Anderson: What word Sidney?
- Sidney Bruhl: Sociopath?
- Clifford Anderson: Does that word... frighten you, Sidney?
- Sidney Bruhl: No, no. It does...” (continue)(continue reading)
Sir Michael Caine - Sidney Bruhl
Christopher Reeve - Clifford Anderson

“You wouldn't hit a man with no trousers on, would you?”
Sir Michael Caine - Charlie Croker

“- MacGruder: Who the fuck is he?
- Michael Jennings: You wanna know who he is? Try this: delve down into the deepest bowels of your soul. Try to imagine the ultimate fucking nightmare. And that won't come close to this son of a bitch when he gets pissed.”

John C. McGinley - MacGruder
Sir Michael Caine - Michael Jennings

“- Leo Newbigen: Cigarette?
- Harry Palmer: Half-a-million thanks.”
Karl Malden - Leo Newbigen
Sir Michael Caine - Harry Palmer

“- Brian: Apparently you were a little drunk at your tutorial today.
- Dr. Frank Bryant: No.
- Brian: No?
- Dr. Frank Bryant: No. I was a lot drunk.”
Michael Williams - Brian
Sir Michael Caine - Dr. Frank Bryant

“- Larry Burrows: So, Mike, do you do this a lot, I mean, you know, change peoples' lives and stuff?
- Mike: I've been known to make a few adjustments now and again.”
Jim Belushi - Larry Burrows
Sir Michael Caine - Mike

“I've killed as many as six men in a week. Eight if you count matinees.”
Sir Michael Caine - Sherlock Holmes