Sir Michael Caine movie quotes

“- Sherlock Holmes: How can I be expected to maintain the character when you belittle me in front of those hooligans?
- Dr. Watson: Character? Are we talking about the same man who once declared with total conviction that the late Colonel Howard had been bludgeoned to death with a blunt excrement?
- Sherlock Holmes: Is it my fault you have such...” (continue)(continue reading)
Sir Michael Caine - Sherlock Holmes
Ben Kingsley - Dr. Watson

- Sidney Bruhl: This is Clifford Anderson, my secretary; my friend, Porter Milgrim.
- Clifford Anderson: How do you do, sir?
- Porter Milgrim: How do you do?
- Clifford Anderson: Nice to meet you.
- Sidney Bruhl: I would say "my attorney", but he'd bill me.
Sir Michael Caine - Sidney Bruhl
Christopher Reeve - Clifford Anderson
Henry Jones - Porter Milgrim

“- Sherlock Holmes: Well, if you want my opinion...
- Dr. Watson: I beg your pardon. Opinion, did you say?
- Sherlock Holmes: Oh, my God. Not that speech again.
- Dr. Watson: May I remind you, for your information, sir, that your opinions are my opinions?
- Sherlock Holmes: Oh, piffle!”
Sir Michael Caine - Sherlock Holmes
Ben Kingsley - Dr. Watson

- Sgt. Pilot Chris: It's like shooting rats in a barrel.
- Squadron Leader Canfield: You'll be "in a barrel", if you don't watch out for the fighters!

David Griffin - Sgt. Pilot Chris
Sir Michael Caine - Squadron Leader Canfield

“Really, Watson, I think you underestimate my own natural deductive abilities.”
Sir Michael Caine - Sherlock Holmes

“- Diana Barrie: Oh, God, how I envy you. You're the one with all the talent. I'm the one who has to make a horse's ass of myself.
- Sidney Cochran: Talent? What talent do I have?
- Diana Barrie: You have nothing but talent. You cook better than I do. You write better than I do. God knows you dress better than I do.
- Sidney Cochran: Better than...” (continue)(continue reading)
Maggie Smith - Diana Barrie
Sir Michael Caine - Sidney Cochran

One time a company I worked for transferred me to an island in the Pacific. Fantastic place. I invited my girl to visit me. I sent her a postcard everyday with a single word on each card. I wrote "Found a virgin paradise. It's yours. Matthew". Naturally, they were delivered in the wrong order. The message she got was "Found a virgin. It's... (continue)(continue reading)
Sir Michael Caine - Matthew Hollis