Sir Michael Caine movie quotes

“- Diana Barrie: Don't close your eyes, Sidney.
- Sidney Cochran: I always close my eyes.
- Diana Barrie: Not tonight. Look at me tonight. Let it be me tonight.”

Maggie Smith - Diana Barrie
Sir Michael Caine - Sidney Cochran

“- Pamela: You once called me an undesirable alien...
- Baxter: I lied!”
Valerie Perrine - Pamela
Sir Michael Caine - Baxter

“- Rita: Are you a poet?
- Dr. Frank Bryant: Was. And so, to give me something new to write about, she left me. A very noble woman, my wife - she left me for the good of literature. And remarkably it worked.
- Rita: What, you wrote a lot of good stuff, did ya?
- Dr. Frank Bryant: No. I stopped writing altogether.”
Julie Walters - Rita
Sir Michael Caine - Dr. Frank Bryant

“- Jimmy Tree: Tell me about Stravinsky.
- Fred Ballinger: Well, he once said intellectuals had no taste. And from that moment on, I did everything I could not to become an intellectual. And I succeeded.”
Paul Dano - Jimmy Tree
Sir Michael Caine - Fred Ballinger

“You'll find a lot of people that don't like you, Larry.”
Sir Michael Caine - Mike

“- Professor Brand: The Lazarus missions.
- Cooper: That sounds cheerful.
- Professor Brand: Lazarus came back from the dead.
- Cooper: Sure, but he had to die in the first place.”
Sir Michael Caine - Professor Brand
Matthew McConaughey - Cooper

“- Cooper: Okay. Now you need to tell me what your plan is to save the world.
- Professor Brand: We're not meant to save the world. We're meant to leave it.”
Matthew McConaughey - Cooper
Sir Michael Caine - Professor Brand

“They must never know that you and I despite everything liked to think of ourselves as a simple song.”

Sir Michael Caine - Fred Ballinger

“Bobbi was making threats over the phone. She said she's going to hurt me. My patient was slashed to death. And now my razor is gone. Now you don't have to be a detective to figure it out, do you?”
Sir Michael Caine - Doctor Robert Elliott

“Your body's shot! With your clothes off it's all over the place; I can't keep track of it!”

Sir Michael Caine - Ray Say

“- Diana Barrie: Let's do something naughty. You always think of such good naughty things to do.
- Sidney Cochran: I was naughty all day yesterday.
- Diana Barrie: Not with me, you weren't.
- Sidney Cochran: You'll just have to learn to show up on time.”
Maggie Smith - Diana Barrie
Sir Michael Caine - Sidney Cochran

“- Mike : Saw the game, kid. Tough break.
- Young Larry Burrows: You said it, mister. I blew it good.
- Mike : Don't worry too much about it. Remember, you've got your whole life to look forward to. Things will work out just fine. Trust me.”
Sir Michael Caine - Mike
Rich Devaney - Young Larry Burrows

“- Baxter: We don't get too many visitors here, except people whose ships have run aground.
- Eric: Almost the entire population is descended from shipwreck victims.
- Baxter: Don't underestimate your own contribution, Eric.”
Sir Michael Caine - Baxter
Fulton Mackay - Eric

“- Jennifer Lyons: Poor daddy!
- Matthew Hollis: Oh, yours or Nicole's?
- Jennifer Lyons: Mine.
- Matthew Hollis: Oh, that poor daddy. You can't swing a dead cat around here without hitting a poor daddy.”
Michelle Johnson - Jennifer Lyons
Sir Michael Caine - Matthew Hollis

“- Garry Lejeune: Lloyd, let me just say one thing, since we've stopped. I've worked with a lotta directors, Lloyd. Some of them were geniuses, some of them were bastards. But I've never met one who was so totally and absolutely... I don't know.
- Lloyd Fellowes: Thank you Gary, I'm very touched. Now will you get off the fucking stage?”
John Ritter - Garry Lejeune
Sir Michael Caine - Lloyd Fellowes

“- Michael Jennings: Go ahead! Shoot me, go on! Shoot me, you fucking coward! You haven't got the fucking guts!
- Forrest Taft: I wouldn't dirty my bullets.”
Sir Michael Caine - Michael Jennings
Steven Seagal - Forrest Taft

“That's a complicated story. It begins a year ago. But let's skip that.”

Sir Michael Caine - Brad Crane

“- Rita: Right. I've passed. Now will you get on that bloody plane?
- Dr. Frank Bryant: Let me see. You've passed with distinction. I'm proud of you, Rita.
- Rita: I'm proud of both of us.”
Julie Walters - Rita
Sir Michael Caine - Dr. Frank Bryant

“- Rob: This is the Governor's wife!
- Deke Halliday: You mean she's not the hooker?
- Baxter: I told you not to wear those heels, darling.”
Dennis Dugan - Rob
Dick Shawn - Deke Halliday
Sir Michael Caine - Baxter

“- Jennifer Lyons: Make love to me.
- Matthew Hollis: I'm twenty years older than you.
- Jennifer Lyons: Twenty-eight.”
Michelle Johnson - Jennifer Lyons
Sir Michael Caine - Matthew Hollis

“- Frederick Dallas: I'm sure he wouldn't. Not during a tech rehearsal.
- Dotty Otley: Half a chance, he would!
- Brooke Ashton: Would what?
- Lloyd Fellowes: Glck! Glck! Glck!”

Christopher Reeve - Frederick Dallas
Carol Burnett - Dotty Otley
Nicollette Sheridan - Brooke Ashton
Sir Michael Caine - Lloyd Fellowes

“- Diana Barrie: What's wrong with my hair? I look like I've combed it with a towel.
- Sidney Cochran: When you played Elizabeth, you looked like a warthog and you never complained once.
- Diana Barrie: That was acting. This is living. Living, I want to be beautiful.”
Maggie Smith - Diana Barrie
Sir Michael Caine - Sidney Cochran

“You only live once, but it does help if you get to be young twice.”
Sir Michael Caine - Matthew Hollis

“We have been invaded, by an enemy far more lethal than any human force.”
Sir Michael Caine - Brad Crane

“People who break their word in Japan kill themselves. People who break their word here kill you.”
Sir Michael Caine