Sir Michael Caine movie quotes

“- Willie: What's wrong?
- Lipton: I come from a broken home.”
Sally Kirkland - Willie
Sir Michael Caine - Sidney Lipton

“If I had died, you could have had her.”

Sir Michael Caine - Thomas Fowler

- Scrooge: What right have you to be merry? You're poor enough.
- Fred, Scrooge's Nephew: What right have you to be dismal? You're rich enough.
- Rizzo the Rat: He's got 'im there. The old boy's speechless!
- Scrooge: If I could work my will, every idiot who goes around with "a Merry Christmas" on his lips would be cooked with his own turkey and... (continue)(continue reading)
Sir Michael Caine - Scrooge
Steven Mackintosh - Fred, Scrooge's Nephew
Steve Whitmire - Rizzo the Rat

“- Mari Hoff: You might feel shy.
- Ray Say: But there's nothing wrong with being shy at first.
- Mari Hoff: It's natural that.
- Ray Say: Had a girl recently, wouldn't say boo to a goose. Now she's topping the bill at the reform club.”

Brenda Blethyn - Mari Hoff
Sir Michael Caine - Ray Say

“- Local #1: A toast to the greatest detective in all the world.
- Sherlock Holmes: Thank you, gentlemen. I am touched.
- Dr. Watson: I can vouch for that!”
Sam Davies - Local #1
Sir Michael Caine - Sherlock Holmes
Ben Kingsley - Dr. Watson

“- Commander Leighton: You must go to Geneva, as scheduled. And you must face the bastard. When the Covenant is signed, I will kill him, of course. Or you can, if you like.
- Noel Holcroft: I like!”
Bernard Hepton - Commander Leighton
Sir Michael Caine - Noel Holcroft

“- Brad Crane: Suppose these bees, are using plastic, to insulate their hives.
- General Slater: No bee is that smart.
- Brad Crane: Suppose these African bees are.”

Sir Michael Caine - Brad Crane
Richard Widmark - General Slater

“Forrest Taft is the patron saint of the impossible.”
Sir Michael Caine - Michael Jennings

“- Jennifer Lyons: Will you forget me?
- Matthew Hollis: The minute I die.”
Michelle Johnson - Jennifer Lyons
Sir Michael Caine - Matthew Hollis

“- Sidney Bruhl: Clifford, I hate to ask this, but could you give me your own special definition of success, being gangbanged in the shower in the state penitentiary?
- Clifford Anderson: I knew you were going to have reservations about it.
- Sidney Bruhl: Reservations? I am standing here, petrified, stupefied, horrified! How's that for bloody...” (continue)(continue reading)
Sir Michael Caine - Sidney Bruhl
Christopher Reeve - Clifford Anderson

“- Diana Barrie: Are you unhappy because you didn't get to wear my dress?
- Sidney Cochran: If I had worn your dress, it would have hung properly.”
Maggie Smith - Diana Barrie
Sir Michael Caine - Sidney Cochran

“- Dominic: Shouldn't we synchronise our watches?
- Charlie Croker: Nuts to your watches! You just be there at a quarter to.”
David Salamone - Dominic
Sir Michael Caine - Charlie Croker

“There's no such thing as honor among thieves. It's a myth.”
Sir Michael Caine - Victor

“- Hoagie: I have an irresistible urge to kiss you, Ellen Brody.
- Ellen Brody: Why?
- Hoagie: Because... it would not occur to you why.”
Sir Michael Caine - Hoagie
Lorraine Gary - Ellen Brody

“- Alden Pyle: I trusted you. Thomas.
- Thomas Fowler: Always a mistake with a woman involved.”
Brendan Fraser - Alden Pyle
Sir Michael Caine - Thomas Fowler

“Nothing recedes like success.”
Sir Michael Caine - Sidney Bruhl

“- Brad Crane: General, if you use that, nothing will grow out there for the next ten years!
- General Slater: Why worry about shaving when somebody's going to cut your head off!”

Sir Michael Caine - Brad Crane
Richard Widmark - General Slater

“Uggamus iggamas, man is polygamist. Uggamus oggamas, woman monogamist.”
Sir Michael Caine - Max Gale

“- Leo Newbigen: [Nude in the sauna with Anya] Harry hey, what do you think, huh? Isn't she something?
- Harry Palmer: Yeah, she's great. How's the wife and kids, Leo?”
Karl Malden - Leo Newbigen
Sir Michael Caine - Harry Palmer

“- Larry Burrows: Thanks. Thanks for everything. The good and the bad. Boy, you sure do know how to make a point. Oh, and listen, Mike - whatever you've got planned for the rest of my life? It's perfect.
- Mike: Happy birthday, Larry.”
Jim Belushi - Larry Burrows
Sir Michael Caine - Mike

“- Leslie Giles: So, you play the violin?
- Sherlock Holmes: Only if worst comes to worst.”
Lysette Anthony - Leslie Giles
Sir Michael Caine - Sherlock Holmes

“At night, there's a breeze. The river is beautiful. You could be forgiven for thinking there was no war; that the gunshots were fireworks; that only pleasure matters. A pipe of opium, or the touch of a girl who might tell you she loves you.”

Sir Michael Caine - Thomas Fowler

“I thought you were over you adolescence: the first time in our lives when we imagine we have something terrible to hide from those who love us. Do you think it's not obvious to us what's happened to you? You've fallen in love, haven't you? By the way, whatever you're up to can't be too good for your heart. Then again, it's the sort of condition...” (continue)(continue reading)

Sir Michael Caine - Dr. Wilbur Larch

“- Victor Melling: In place of friends and relationships, you have sarcasm and a gun!
- Gracie Hart: Oh, I have sarcasm? When every word that comes out of your mouth is dripping with disdain?
- Victor Melling: Ah! That is because I am a miserable, grumpy elitist and that works for me!
- Gracie Hart: You know what? I don't have relationships...” (continue)(continue reading)
Sir Michael Caine - Victor Melling
Sandra Bullock - Gracie Hart

“- Isabel Bigelow: Your life is total instant gratification, Daddy.
- Nigel Bigelow: It's fantastic, isn't it?
- Isabel Bigelow: No. No, it's not. Because how do you know that anyone really loves you for yourself? It's like those rich men who are never sure why women sleep with them.
- Nigel Bigelow: But women sleep with them, so it's not really...” (continue)(continue reading)
Nicole Kidman - Isabel Bigelow
Sir Michael Caine - Nigel Bigelow