Mike Myers movie quotes
- Name
- Michael John
- Last name
- Myers
- Pseudonym
- Mike Myers
- Born
- May 25, 1963 in Scarborough, Ontario
- Gender
- male
- Nationality
- Canadian
- Profession
- actor, comedian, scriptwriter, film producer
- Zodiac sign
- Gemini
Mike Myers movie quotes, phrases and lines
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- From the movie: So I Married an Axe Murderer
“- Harriet Michaels: What do you look for in a woman you date?
- Charlie Mackenzie: Well, I know everyone always says sense of humor, but I'd really have to go with breast size.” - From the animation: Shrek 2
“Thank you, gentlemen. Someday I will repay you, unless of course I can't find you, or if I forget.”
- From the movie: Austin Powers in Goldmember
- From the movie: Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me
“- Dr. Evil: Any ways, the key to this plan is the giant laser. It was invented by the noted Cambridge physicist Dr. Parsons. Therefore, we shall call it the Alan Parsons Project.
- Scott: Oh, my God.
- Dr. Evil: What now?
- Scott: The Alan Parsons Project is a progressive rock band in 1982. Why don't you just name it 'Operation Wang-Chung'?...” (continue)(continue reading) - From the movie: So I Married an Axe Murderer
“- Harriet Michaels: Do you actually like haggis?
- Charlie Mackenzie: No, I think it's repellent in every way. In fact, I think most Scottish cuisine is based on a dare.” - From the movie: Austin Powers in Goldmember
- From the movie: Austin Powers in Goldmember
- From the movie: Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me
“- Rebecca Romijn: Austin Powers, I've heard a lot about you. I'm Rebecca Romijn. I don't believe I've had the pleasure.
- Austin: Well, of course you haven't had the pleasure, Rebecca. We just met, baby, yeah.” - From the animation: Shrek
“- Shrek: Onions have layers. You get it? We both have layers.
- Donkey: You both have layers. You know, not everybody like onions. Cake! Everybody loves cake! Cakes have layers!
- Shrek: I don't care what everyone likes! Ogres are not like cakes.” - From the movie: Wayne's World
- Wayne Campbell: So, do you... come to Milwaukee often?
- Alice Cooper: Well, I'm a regular visitor here, but Milwaukee has certainly had its share of visitors. The French missionaries and explorers were coming here as early as the late 1600's to trade with the Native Americans.
- Pete Freezin': In fact, isn't "Milwaukee" an Indian name?
-... (continue)(continue reading) - From the movie: Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery
“- Vanessa Kensington: Did you use protection?
- Austin Powers: Of course. I had my 9mm automatic.
- Vanessa Kensington: You know I meant 'did you use a condom'?” - From the animation: Shrek 2
- From the movie: Austin Powers in Goldmember
- From the movie: Austin Powers in Goldmember
“- Austin Powers: Your spy car's a Mini?
- Nigel Powers: It's not the size mate, it's how you use it.” - From the animation: Shrek
“- Shrek: You can't tell me you're afraid of heights?
- Donkey: No, I'm just uncomfortable about being on a rickety bridge over a boiling lake of lava!” - From the movie: Wayne's World
- From the animation: Shrek
- From the movie: Austin Powers in Goldmember
“I love gold! The look of it! The smell of it! The taste of it! The texture! I love gold so much that I lost my genitalia in an unfortunate smelting accident. Hence the name... Goldmember.”
- From the animation: Shrek
“- Donkey: Can you tell my future from these stars?
- Shrek: The stars don't tell the future. They tell stories.” - From the movie: Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me
- Austin: Who are you, baby?
- Ivana: Ivana. Ivana Humpalot.
- Austin: Excuse me?
- Ivana: Ivana Humpalot.
- Austin: Well, I "vana" toilet made out of solid gold, but it's just not in the cards now is it? - From the movie: Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me
“- Felicity Shagwell: Austin, tell me about the future.
- Austin: Well, everyone has their own flying car, entire meals come in pill form, and the Earth is run by damn dirty apes.
- Felicity Shagwell: Oh my God!” - From the animation: Shrek
“That must be Lord Farquaad's castle... Do you think he's maybe compensating for something?”
- From the movie: Austin Powers in Goldmember
“- Steven Spielberg: So, Austin, what did you think of the opening credits?
- Austin Powers: Well, I can't believe Sir Steven Spielberg, the grooviest film maker in the history of cinema, is making a movie about my life. Very Shagadelic, baby, yeah.
[laughs]
- Austin Powers: Having said that, I do have some thoughts.
- Steven Spielberg: [holding...” (continue)(continue reading) - From the movie: Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me
- From the movie: Austin Powers in Goldmember
“- Foxxy Cleopatra: You have the right to remain sexy, sugar.
- Austin Powers: Oh, I hope there's a search involved.”
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