Mike Myers movie quotes

“- Austin Powers: That's Dr. Evil's cat!
- Vanessa Kensington: How can you tell?
- Austin Powers: I never forget a pussy... cat.”
Mike Myers - Austin Powers
Liz Hurley - Vanessa Kensington

“- Austin: Let me ask you a question. And be honest. Do I make you horny, baby? Do I? Do I make you randy?
- Ivana: No more games. Dr. Evil sent me here to kill you, but I find you so... sexy! Just make love to me. Now, Austin Powervich! Hurry! Oh, you are hairy like animal!
- Austin: Grr, baby! Very grr!
- Ivana: Make love to me, monkey man!”
Mike Myers - Austin Powers
Kristen Johnston - Ivana Humpalot

“My name is Austin Powers. Danger is my middle name.”
Mike Myers - Austin Powers

“- Scott Evil: I was thinking I like animals. Maybe I'd be a vet.
- Dr. Evil: An evil vet?
- Scott Evil: No! Maybe like work in a petting zoo.
- Dr. Evil: An evil petting zoo?
- Scott Evil: You always do that!”
Seth Green - Scott Evil
Mike Myers - Dr. Evil

“- Wayne Campbell: Jim, why was I supposed to put on this concert?
- Jim Morrison: Because you had to learn that it doesn't matter what you do, Cassandra loves you for who you are and that, being an adult means facing resposibility yet still taking the time to have fun.”
Mike Myers - Wayne Campbell
Michael A. Nickles - Jim Morrison

“- Austin: What a burn. That sort of thing could get a man fired. I think he was hot for you.
- Felicity Shagwell: ...That's enough.
- Austin: Yeah.”

Mike Myers - Austin Powers
Heather Graham - Felicity Shagwell

“- Scott Evil: I hate you! I hate you! I wish I was never artificially created in a lab!
- Dr. Evil: Scott, that hurts daddy when you say that. Honestly.”
Seth Green - Scott Evil
Mike Myers - Dr. Evil

“You know, I have one simple request. And that is to have sharks with frickin' laser beams attached to their heads!”
Mike Myers - Dr. Evil

- Charlie Mackenzie: Hey Mom, I find it interesting that you refer to the Weekly World News as, "The paper." The paper contains facts.
- May Mackenzie: This paper contains facts. And this paper has the eighth highest circulation in the whole wide world. Right? Plenty of facts. "Pregnant man gives birth." That's a fact.
Mike Myers - Charlie Mackenzie
Brenda Fricker - May Mackenzie

“- Garth Algar: Well, you know what you can do with your show? You can take a flying...
[a passing jet liner mutes out most of what he says]
- Garth Algar: ...till the handle breaks off and you have to get a doctor to pull it out again!
- Wayne Campbell: You kiss your mother with that mouth?”
Dana Carvey - Garth Algar
Mike Myers - Wayne Campbell

“- Del Preston: Woodstock? That was quite a show, man.
- Garth Algar: You were at Woodstock?
- Wayne Campbell: Excellent! What was it like?
- Del Preston: It rained all morning, and then it cleared up in the afternoon. And that's it, I almost remembered something else, but it's gone.”
Ralph Brown - Del Preston
Dana Carvey - Garth Algar
Mike Myers - Wayne Campbell

“I once thought I had mono for an entire year. It turned out I was just really bored.”
Mike Myers - Wayne Campbell