Mike Myers movie quotes

“Hang on, Mini-Me! If anything should happen to you, I don't know what I would do. ...I'd probably move on, get another replica, but there would be a 10 minute period there where I would just be inconsolable.”

Mike Myers - Dr. Evil

“I haven't laughed that hard since I was a little girl. Thank you.”
Mike Myers - Dr. Evil

- UN Delegate: So, Mr. Evil...
- Dr. Evil: It's Dr. Evil, I didn't spend six years in Evil Medical School to be called "mister", thank you very much.
John Michael - UN Delegate
Mike Myers - Dr. Evil

“- Benjamin Oliver: Wayne! Listen, we need to have a talk about Vanderhoff. The fact he's the sponsor and you signed a contract guaranteeing him certain concessions, one of them being a spot on the show.
- Wayne Campbell: [holding a Pizza Hut box] Well that's where I see things just a little differently. Contract or no, I will not bow to any...” (continue)(continue reading)

Rob Lowe - Benjamin Oliver
Mike Myers - Wayne Campbell
Dana Carvey - Garth Algar

- Harriet Michaels: Charlie, have you ever stood at the edge of a cliff or a subway platform with someone and you thought just for a split second "what if I pushed him?".
- Charlie Mackenzie: Well, not really. Usually I follow the Judeo-Christian ethic of "Thou shalt not kill" but that's just me.
Nancy Travis - Harriet Michaels
Mike Myers - Charlie Mackenzie

“- Goldmember: [picking skin off his back] Oh yesh. Yesh yesh yesh yesh. This is a keeper.
- Dr. Evil: Alright, you're not going to put that skin in your mouth, are you?
[Goldmember eats a piece of skin]
- Dr. Evil: You did. Okay, that's just gross.”
Mike Myers - Goldmember
Mike Myers - Dr. Evil

“This is hockey, ok? It's not rocket surgery.”
Mike Myers - Donnie Shulzhoffer

“For five minutes, could you not be yourself?”

Mike Myers - Shrek

“- The Cat: Who's this?
- Sally: That's our babysitter.
- The Cat: So wait, you mean that you pay this woman to sit on babies? Well that's disgusting! I’d do it for nothing.”
Mike Myers - The Cat
Dakota Fanning - Sally

“Name? Austin Danger Powers. Sex? Yes please!”

Mike Myers - Austin Powers

“I can't believe Vanessa, my bride, my one true love, the woman who taught me the beauty of monogamy, was a fembot all along. Wait a tick, that means I'm single again! Oh, behave!”
Mike Myers - Austin Powers

“- Stacy: Happy anniversary, Wayne.
- Wayne Campbell: Stacy, we broke up two months ago.
- Stacy: Well, that doesn't mean we can't still go out, does it?
- Wayne Campbell: Well, it does actually, that's what breaking up is.”
Mike Myers - Stacy
Mike Myers - Wayne Campbell

“- Charlie Mackenzie: Marry me.
- Harriet Michaels: No.
- Charlie Mackenzie: Please?”
Mike Myers - Charlie Mackenzie
Nancy Travis - Harriet Michaels

“Come on kids! You gonna listen to him? He drinks where he pees.”
Mike Myers - The Cat

“- Shrek: What're the flowers for?
- Princess Fiona: For getting rid of Donkey.”

Mike Myers - Shrek
Cameron Diaz - Princess Fiona

“- Garth Algar: Did you ever find Bugs Bunny attractive when he put on a dress and played a girl bunny?
- Wayne Campbell: No.
[cracks up laughing]
- Wayne Campbell: No.
- Garth Algar: Neither did I. I was just asking.”
Dana Carvey - Garth Algar
Mike Myers - Wayne Campbell

“- Austin Powers: Mr. Roboto is lying to us.
- Foxxy Cleopatra: Tell me something I don't know.
- Austin Powers: I open-mouth kissed a horse once.
- Foxxy Cleopatra: Say what?
- Austin Powers: That's something you don't know.”
Mike Myers - Austin Powers
Beyoncé - Foxxy Cleopatra

“- Garth Algar: What are you gonna do with these guys?
- Wayne Campbell: Oh, nothing really. I just always wanted to open a door to room where people are being trained like in James Bond movies.”

Dana Carvey - Garth Algar
Mike Myers - Wayne Campbell

“- Donkey: Man, that ain't nothing but a bunch of little dots.
- Shrek: You know, Donkey, things are more than what they see.”

Eddie Murphy - Donkey
Mike Myers - Shrek

“- Austin: Where's Dr. Evil's secret volcano lair?
- Mustafa: I spit at that question.
- Austin: Do I really have to ask you two more times?
- Mustafa: Go to hell, Powers.
- Austin: Fine. Where is Dr. Evil's secret volcano lair?
- Mustafa: I will take it to the grave with me!
- Felicity Shagwell: Ah-ha! You have to answer. He asked you three...” (continue)(continue reading)

Mike Myers - Austin Powers
Will Ferrell - Mustafa
Heather Graham - Felicity Shagwell

“- Basil Exposition: Austin, the Cold War is over!
- Austin Powers: Finally those capitalist pigs will pay for their crimes, eh? Eh comrades? Eh?
- Basil Exposition: Austin... we won.
- Austin Powers: Oh, smashing, groovy, yay capitalism!”
Michael York - Basil Exposition
Mike Myers - Austin Powers

“Mini Me! Where are you? Could someone put a fricken bell on him or something?”

Mike Myers - Dr. Evil

You know, Scotland has its own martial arts. Yeah, it's called "Fuck You". It's mostly just head butting and then kicking people when they're on the ground.
Mike Myers - Charlie Mackenzie

“- Jerry Segel: It's my eye, isn't it.
- Garth Algar: Why would we want to look at your eye? Is there something wrong with that weird eye?
- Jerry Segel: There's nothing wrong with my eye. This one just has no pigment. I'm what you call a partial ocular albino, but I'm fine with it. I have perfect 20/20 vision with both eyes. You're serious about...” (continue)(continue reading)

Kevin Pollak - Jerry Segel
Dana Carvey - Garth Algar
Mike Myers - Wayne Campbell

“- Austin: Those are skin tight. How do you get into those pants, baby?
- Felicity Shagwell: You can start by buying me a drink.”
Mike Myers - Austin Powers
Heather Graham - Felicity Shagwell