Owen Wilson quotes
- From the movie: Wedding Crashers
“Love doesn't exist, that's what I'm trying to tell you guys. And I'm not picking on love, 'cause I don't think friendship exists either.”
- From the movie: Cars 3
- From the movie: The Big Bounce
“Have a little faith in people.”
- From the movie: The Big Bounce
“Is your mother hot? I just want to know if you two look like mother/daughter.”
- From the movie: Zoolander 2
- From the movie: Shanghai Noon
“I am like a wild horse. You can't tame me. You put the oats in the pen, though, and I'll come in for a nibble every day. But the minute you shut that gate, I'll jump the fence and you'll never see me again.”
- From the movie: No Escape
- From the movie: Shanghai Noon
“I don't know karate, but I know kar-azy, and I will use it!”
- From the movie: Cars 3
“- Cruz Ramirez: Can I ask you something? What was it like for you, when you showed up to your first race? How did you know you could do it?
- Lightning McQueen: I don't know, I... I just never thought I couldn't.
- Cruz Ramirez: I wish I knew what that felt like. Good luck, Mr. McQueen.” - From the movie: The Internship
“- Nick Campbell: Geez, Yo-Yo, did you get beat up a lot in school?
- Yo-Yo Santos: I was homeschooled by my mom.
- Billy McMahon: Did you get beat up a lot in homeschool?” - From the movie: Cars 3
- From the movie: How Do You Know
- From the movie: Shanghai Noon
“- Roy O'Bannon: You people believe in Karma over there, right? Well I've been thinking... there must be a reason why we keep running into each other. Now I've ridden with some terrible men, just people I couldn't trust, but when I look at you, there's something different about you. And I can see it, I can see it in your eyes. It's what the...” (continue)(continue reading)
- From the movie: Shanghai Noon
“Let me put it this way. My horse is definitely not my best friend.”
- From the movie: No Escape
“- Annie: What did you see outside?
- Jack: There's like a war going on out there.” - From the movie: The Internship
“- Nick Campbell: Just when you think your day couldn't get any worse, it got worse.
- Billy McMahon: I feel like my day bent me over, put a ball in my mouth and fucked me bad.” - From the movie: Shanghai Noon
- From the movie: Zoolander 2
“- Hansel: Is it true you have sex for ten hours?
- Sting: No comment. [silently] Fifteen...” - From the movie: Shanghai Knights
“I'm a thirty-year-old waiter/gigolo. Where's the future in that?”
- From the movie: Shanghai Noon
“Never interrupt a man in the middle of a duel!”
- From the movie: The Minus Man
“- Vann: Well, I think one thing you guys oughta learn is that the story's mine, it belongs to me, so I think I'll tell it my way.
- Graves: No matter which fucking way you tell it, gas chamber is where you're headed, Siegert.” - From the movie: The Internship
- From the movie: Little Fockers
- From the movie: No Escape
- From the movie: Shanghai Knights
“- Chon Wang: He was the Keeper of the Imperial Seal.
- Roy O'Bannon: That's what I love about China. Everybody's job description sounds so damn cool!”
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