Owen Wilson quotes
- From the movie: Shanghai Noon
“- Roy O'Bannon: So who are you?
- Chon Wang: I'm an Imperial Guard to the Emperor of China.
- Roy O'Bannon: China... what's with the book?
- Chon Wang: The book belongs to Princess Pei Pei. She was kidnapped from the Forbidden City.
- Roy O'Bannon: I like that, Forbidden City, a princess, kidnapped! It's so mysterious.” - From the movie: Shanghai Noon
- From the movie: Shanghai Noon
“- Chon Wang: We stick together. We are partners.
- Roy O'Bannon: That's beautiful.” - From the movie: Zoolander
“- Derek Zoolander: You mean, you haven't...
- Matilda Jeffries: Done it in a while, yeh.
- Hansel: Now, what's a while? Like, eight days?” - From the movie: Starsky & Hutch
“- Ken Hutchinson: I like your style.
- David Starsky: I like your moves.” - From the movie: Shanghai Noon
“- Wallace: Reach for the sky, O'Bannon, ha ha!
- Roy O'Bannon: That's my line. He stole my gang, he's stealing my lines. It's unbelievable!” - From the movie: Shanghai Knights
“- Roy O'Bannon: There's this new thing they're starting out in California: moving pictures. There's no sound, so we won't have to worry about the language problem, and I think the kung fu stuff could be huge! People are dying for a good action flick.
- Chon Wang: Chon Wang, movie star? It could work.” - From the movie: Shanghai Knights
“- Chon Wang: The painting! It's looking at me!
- Roy O'Bannon: It looks like it's looking at me too. That's great.” - From the movie: Armageddon
“- Oscar: Ok, Mr. Truman, let's say that we actually do land on this. What's it gonna be like up there?
- Dan Truman: 200 degrees in the sunlight, minus 200 in the shade, canyons of razor-sharp rock, unpredictable gravitational conditions, unexpected eruptions, things like that.
- Oscar: Okay, so the scariest environment imaginable. Thanks....” (continue)(continue reading) - From the movie: Marley & Me
- From the movie: Bottle Rocket
“- Anthony Adams: So, did you enjoy your first visit to the nut house?
- Dignan: Be sensitive to the fact that other people are not comfortable talking about emotional disturbances. I am fine with that, but... other people.” - From the movie: The Minus Man
- From the animation: Cars
- From the movie: Shanghai Knights
“- Roy O'Bannon: What? You're a Maharajah! That's Indian royalty!
- Chon Wang: But I'm Chinese.
- Roy O'Bannon: It's the same thing.” - From the movie: Drillbit Taylor
“- Drillbit Taylor: I'm Drillbit Taylor... US Army ranger, black-ops operative, decorated marksman, improvised weapons expert.
- Wade: Are you still in the military?
- Drillbit Taylor: I was discharged... unauthorized heroism.” - From the movie: Zoolander
“- Derek Zoolander: Why do you hate models, Matilda?
- Matilda Jeffries: Honestly?
- Hansel: Yes.
- Matilda Jeffries: I think they're vain, stupid, and incredibly self-centered.
- Hansel: I totally agree with you. But how do you feel about male models?” - From the movie: Shanghai Noon
- From the movie: The Minus Man
“If I ran, they'd chase me. And they'd catch me. Everybody here, and each person I talk to for a long time to come would have a story to tell. With Gene, for the first time I broke both my rules. Rule 1: don't give a drink to someone you know. Rule 2: don't do anybody who lives in the same town as you. Why did I? I'm not one who believes people...” (continue)(continue reading)
- From the animation: Cars
“I create feelings in others that they themselves don't understand.”
- From the movie: The Minus Man
- From the movie: Wedding Crashers
“- Secretary Cleary: Once Sack and Claire tie the knot, two of the great American families, the Clearys and the Lodges, will finally unite.
- John Beckwith: And then of course you can challenge the Klingons for interstellar domination.” - From the movie: The Minus Man
“Some people die in less than a minute. Others it takes ten. I guess it's what they call metabolic. If it wasn't closed, I'd go to the library and get clear on this.”
- From the movie: The Minus Man
“I've never done anything violent to anybody. Just the minimum that was necessary. No fear, no pain. They just go to sleep. But after it's done, there's no going back. No second chance. If I've made a mistake, I'll pay for it. You don't always choose what you do. Sometimes what you do chooses you. That's where discipline comes in. I like the...” (continue)(continue reading)
- From the animation: Cars
“- Lightning McQueen: Wow, this organic fuel is great! Why haven't I heard about it before?
- Fillmore: It's a conspiracy, man! The oil companies got a grip on the government. They're feeding us a bunch of lies, man!” - From the movie: Wedding Crashers
“- John Beckwith: Why can't we hunt something cool like a hawk or an eagle, something with some talons?
- Jeremy Grey: That'd be awesome. We could get something like big game. Even like a gorilla or a rhinoceros or a fucking human being! That'll get you jacked up.”
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