Owen Wilson movie quotes

“You don't know me, you don't want to know me... I'm just a character in your stupid film.”
Owen Wilson - Ned Plimpton

“- David Starsky: This is a Ford Grand Torino. It's not some crappy camper slash apartment. There are rules.
- Ken Hutchinson: Okay, okay.
- David Starsky: You do not bang on the hood. You never, under any circumstances, drive. And you will certainly not put your coffee mug on the roof of the car. In fact, no coffee in the car whatsoever. Coffee...” (continue)(continue reading)
Ben Stiller - David Starsky
Owen Wilson - Ken Hutchinson

“- Server: Spotted dick, sir?
- Roy O'Bannon: What? Can you believe this guy? I'm trying to get something to eat and he's asking me if I got the clap.”
John Owens - Server
Owen Wilson - Roy O'Bannon

“- Lizzie: If you keep talking to yourself, people are going to think you're crazy...
- Lightning McQueen: Thanks for the tip...
- Lizzie: What!? I wasn't talking to you!”
Katherine Helmond - Lizzie
Owen Wilson - Lightning McQueen

“- Larry: What is your problem, huh? Why can't you just get along?
- Jedediah: Look, we're men. We fight, okay? That's what we do!
- Octavius: It's kinda how we pass the time.”
Ben Stiller - Larry Daley
Owen Wilson - Jedediah
Steve Coogan - Octavius

“For a long time I've been walking down life's road with my two pals, Bad Luck and Bad Choices. Fortunately I'm a big believer in new beginnings, new friends, and running from my problems.”
Owen Wilson - Jack Ryan

“- Walter Crewes: Well, what are you doing sneaking around here?
- Jack Ryan: I'm not sneaking around. I was just thinking. Sometimes when I'm thinking it looks like I'm sneaking.”
Morgan Freeman - Walter Crewes
Owen Wilson - Jack Ryan

“- David Starsky: It's 10 o'clock, you're late, I've been here since 8.
- Ken Hutchinson: 8 o'clock? I didn't even know this place opened at 8.”
Ben Stiller - David Starsky
Owen Wilson - Ken Hutchinson

“Ever heard of parents? We have parents who love us. You don't, 'cause you're an orphan.”

Owen Wilson - Roy O'Bannon

“- Larry: Hey teeny, how does that sound?
- Jedediah: I... I don't like it. It hurts my feelings.
- Larry: Okay, well Gigantor makes me feel like some sort of freak.”
Ben Stiller - Larry Daley
Owen Wilson - Jedediah

“- Jenny: You're part of the plan.
- John: Oh yeah?
- Jenny: My plan... step 1: meet an incredibly sweet, smart, sexy man.
- John: Done. Step 2?
- Jenny: Marry you instead.”
Jennifer Aniston - Jenny
Owen Wilson - John

“They killed my pilot because we took pictures of the graves, and I know where they are. And I am gonna get them, so he didn't die for no reason.”

Owen Wilson - Burnett

“You know how we're always saying what a pain you are, you're the world's worst dog, don't believe it, don't believe it for one minute because you know we couldn't find a better dog, I love you, more than anything, you're a great dog, I love you.”

Owen Wilson - John

- Ned Plimpton: I'm gonna fight you, Steve.
- Steve Zissou: You never say, "I'm gonna fight you, Steve". You just smile and act natural, and then you sucker-punch him.
Owen Wilson - Ned Plimpton
Bill Murray - Steve Zissou

“- Jedediah: No problemo, Gigantor.
- Larry: Um, my name's Larry, first of all okay, Jed? See, I call you Jed, I don't call you tiny, right?
- Jedediah: What's that supposed to mean?”
Owen Wilson - Jedediah
Ben Stiller - Larry Daley

“I wasn't like every other kid, you know, who dreams about being an astronaut, I was always more interested in what bark was made out of on a tree. Richard Gere's a real hero of mine. Sting. Sting would be another person who's a hero. The music he's created over the years, I don't really listen to it, but the fact that he's making it, I respect...” (continue)(continue reading)
Owen Wilson - Hansel

“Don't be hitting me in my head when I'm not looking. You just awakened a sleeping giant.”

Owen Wilson - Jack Ryan

“- Chon Wang: The English are not very friendly. What did they lose?
- Roy O'Bannon: A little thing called the American Revolution. They came over with about a million men. We had a bunch of farmers with pitchforks and beat 'em like a drum.”
Jackie Chan - Chon Wang
Owen Wilson - Roy O'Bannon

“I'm walking here! You're driving on the wrong side of the road! Bunch of amateurs, these people don't get it!”

Owen Wilson - Roy O'Bannon

“You're an optimist, sir. See I had you figured for a grouch.”

Owen Wilson - Burnett

“- Judge: And how is it possible for Mr. Tenenbaum to withdraw these funds without your written authorization?
- Eli Cash: Because I started the corporation when I was a minor. So, my father was the primary signatory on most of my accounts. He also stole bonds out of my safety deposit box when I was fourteen.”
Tom Lacy - Judge
Owen Wilson - Eli Cash

“- Eli Cash: I'm sorry, don't listen to me. I'm on mescaline. I've been spaced out all day.
- Richie Tenenbaum: Did you say you're on mescaline?
- Eli Cash: I did, indeed. Very much so.”

Owen Wilson - Eli Cash
Luke Wilson - Richie Tenenbaum

“First time you ever see an outlaw? Scared? Kind of excited, too? All mixed up? Yeah. Last train we robbed we were naked it was so hot out.”
Owen Wilson - Roy O'Bannon

“- John Beckwith: For longer than I care to remember, my business has been crashing weddings. I crashed weddings to meet girls. Business was good. I met a lot of girls. It was childish and it was juvenile.
- Claire Cleary: And pathetic.”
Owen Wilson - John Beckwith
Rachel McAdams - Claire Cleary

“I take the natural momentum of a person and draw it towards me. The most important part of understanding someone is knowing if they can hurt you or not. Doug can't hurt anybody. Not as he is.”
Owen Wilson - Vann