Owen Wilson quotes
- From the movie: No Escape
“- Jack: There's a tank out there. We need to move.
- Annie: What?” - From the movie: No Escape
- From the animation: Cars
“- Doc Hudson: When was the last time you cared about something except yourself, hot rod? You name me one time and I will take it all back. Didn't think so. These are good folk around here, who care about one another. I don't want 'em depending on someone they can't count on.
- Lightning McQueen: Like you? You've been here how long and your...” (continue)(continue reading) - From the movie: Drillbit Taylor
“- Drillbit Taylor: So what'd you do to provoke him?
- Wade: Well he's fat, he's a dork, and I'm awesome.” - From the movie: Marley & Me
“A dog has no use for fancy cars, big homes, or designer clothes. A water log stick will do just fine.”
- From the movie: The Big Bounce
“- Nancy Hayes: I dropped out of high school, took a trip to Hollywood and hostessed at a strip club.
- Jack Ryan: Everybody hostesses, nobody strips.” - From the movie: The Internship
- From the movie: Anaconda
“Is it just me or does the jungle make you really, really horny?”
- From the movie: Wedding Crashers
“- John Beckwith: How long have you and the Secretary been married?
- Kathleen Cleary: 30 years next April.
- John Beckwith: That's beautiful.
- Kathleen Cleary: Yeah. And we were faithful for two of them.” - From the movie: Drillbit Taylor
“- Drillbit Taylor: You'd be surprised, anything can be turned into a weapon of mayhem or destruction.
- Emmit: Even a puppy?
- Drillbit Taylor: Especially a puppy. The Germans used em' in World War I. De Hundin Schtorman, Lightning Dog. They'd attach dynamite to them.” - From the movie: Starsky & Hutch
- From the movie: The Haunting
- Luke: Maybe Hugh Crain was a horrible monster that drove her to it.
- Eleanor "Nell" Vance: Monster? But he built this house with the woman he loved, like the Taj Mahal.
- Theo: The Taj Mahal wasn't a palace, it was a tomb. And equally overdone. - From the movie: The Internship
“- Nick Campbell: People want to work with people.
- Nick and Billy's Boss: People hate people!” - From the movie: The Internship
“For whatever it's worth, your imagination is so wild, reality's gonna be a breeze, if not a letdown.”
- From the movie: Bottle Rocket
“- Anthony Adams: Kumar, what were you doing in the freezer?
- Kumar: I don't know, man, I lose my touch, man.
- Dignan: Did you ever have a touch to lose, man?” - From the movie: Wedding Crashers
“Don't waste your time on girls with hats. They tend to be very proper.”
- From the movie: Shanghai Knights
“I'm not going to an English prison. With my feathery blond hair and Chon's athletic build, they'll try to make us the bell of the ball.”
- From the movie: The Internship
- From the movie: Shanghai Noon
“- Roy O'Bannon: Ooooh... who's the pretty lady?
- Chon Wang: That's my wife!
- Roy O'Bannon: How long you been in this country?
- Chon Wang: Four days.
- Roy O'Bannon: Nice work.” - From the movie: The Big Bounce
“- Bob Rogers, Jr.: You gonna let him fight your battles for you?
- Jack Ryan: He seems to be doing a good job.” - From the movie: How Do You Know
“- Lisa: This is what I need, if in the middle of the night I start crying, shaking or getting enormously upset I don't want you to ask me what's wrong, I just want you to ignore it. Is that ok with you?
- Matty: Actually that's my preference!” - From the movie: Zoolander
“- Matilda Jeffries: I became...
- Hansel: What?
- Matilda Jeffries: Bulimic.
- Derek Zoolander: You can read minds?” - From the movie: The Internship
“- Billy McMahon: We can't talk about it later. The future doesn't know later.
- Nick Campbell: All the future is, is later. That's literally what the future is. It's later.” - From the movie: Wedding Crashers
- From the movie: The Royal Tenenbaums
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