Samuel L. Jackson movie quotes

“- Nick Fury: Having trouble sleeping?
- Steve Rogers: I've been asleep for 70 years. I think I've had enough rest.”
Samuel L. Jackson - Nick Fury
Chris Evans - Steve Rogers

“Anybody opens their mouth, gonna get a bullet. Anybody moves a little weird, little sudden, gonna get a bullet. Not a warning. Not a question. A bullet.”
Samuel L. Jackson - Major Marquis Warren

“Rules are like arbitrary. Made up for people who believe in fairy tales like Santa Claus.”
Samuel L. Jackson - Elmo McElroy

“Land of pain, misery and strife.”
Samuel L. Jackson - Dolmedes

“- Darius Stone: Wars come and go, but my soldiers stay eternal.
- Agent Augustus Eugene Gibbons: I like that. Who said it? Jefferson? Patton?
- Darius Stone: Tupac.”
Ice Cube - Darius Stone
Samuel L. Jackson - Agent Augustus Eugene Gibbons

“Bringing desperate men in alive, is a good way to get yourself dead.”
Samuel L. Jackson - Major Marquis Warren

“- Nick Fury: It is powered by the cube. And I'd like to know how Loki used it to turn two of the sharpest men I know into his personal flying monkeys.
- Thor: Monkeys? I do not understand.
- Steve Rogers: I do! [Tony Stark rolls his eyes, while Steve Rogers looks proud of himself] I understood that reference.”
Samuel L. Jackson - Nick Fury
Chris Hemsworth - Thor
Chris Evans - Steve Rogers

“The only time black folks are safe, is when white folks is disarmed.”
Samuel L. Jackson - Major Marquis Warren

“- Jules Winnfield: We should have shotguns for this kind of deal.
- Vincent Vega: How many up there?
- Jules Winnfield: Three or four.
- Vincent Vega: That's countin' our guy?
- Jules Winnfield: Not sure.
- Vincent Vega: So that means there could be up to five guys up there?
- Jules Winnfield: It's possible.
- Vincent Vega: We should have...” (continue)(continue reading)
Samuel L. Jackson - Jules Winnfield
John Travolta - Vincent Vega

“- Trevor Garfield: Why do you still teach?
- Dave Childress: For the same reason as you do, for a paycheck.”
Samuel L. Jackson - Trevor Garfield
Clifton Collins Jr. - Cesar Sanchez

- Danny Roman: I like westerns, like Shane.
- Chris Sabian: It's interesting that you pick one where the hero dies.
- Danny Roman: What are you talking about? He doesn't die. He rides off into the sunset, and that kid says "Come back, Shane!".
- Chris Sabian: That's a common misconception, in the last frame he's slumped over on his horse.
-... (continue)(continue reading)
Samuel L. Jackson - Danny Roman
Kevin Spacey - Chris Sabian

“- The Wolf: Strip.
- Jules Winnfield: All the way?
- The Wolf: To your bare ass.
- Vincen Vegat: Is this necessary?
- The Wolf: Yes. You know what you guys look like?
- Jules Winnfield: What?
- The Wolf: Like a couple of guys who just blew off somebody's head!”

Harvey Keitel - The Wolf
Samuel L. Jackson - Jules Winnfield
John Travolta - Vincent Vega

“- Samantha Caine (Charly): I'm leaving the country, Mitch. I need a fake passport and I need money, lots of it.
- Mitch Henessey: Well why didn't you say so? Hold on a minute while I pull that outta my ass.”
Geena Davis - Samantha Caine (Charly)
Samuel L. Jackson - Mitch Henessey

“I live for the privilege of commanding troops, I think it's the greatest honor an American can have...”
Samuel L. Jackson - Childers

“That's the thing about war Mannix, people die.”
Samuel L. Jackson - Major Marquis Warren

“- Elmo McElroy: If I wanted cuisine, I'd have gone to Paris, all right?
- Felix DeSouza: You can still go to France. It's not too far, it's full of pricks and they hate fucking yanks as well!”
Samuel L. Jackson - Elmo McElroy
Robert Carlyle - Felix DeSouza

“- Danny Roman: You were wrong about me. What if I'm right about them?
- Chris Sabian: But what if you're wrong about me?”
Samuel L. Jackson - Danny Roman
Kevin Spacey - Chris Sabian

“- Walter Wade, Jr.: Do you know who my father is?
- John Shaft: No, do you?”
Christian Bale - Walter Wade, Jr.
Samuel L. Jackson - John Shaft

“You've got a way of making me feel really good when you want something.”

Samuel L. Jackson - Jack Friar

“- Andy Fiddler: It's just a little flatulence.
- Derrick Vann: Just a little flatulence? An elephant can shit in the back and not smell as bad.”

Eugene Levy - Andy Fiddler
Samuel L. Jackson - Derrick Vann

“After the avalanche, it took us a week to climb out. Now, I don't know exactly when we turned on each other, but I know that seven of us survived the slide... and only five made it out. Now we took an oath, that I'm breaking now. We said we'd say it was the snow that killed the other two, but it wasn't. Nature is lethal but it doesn't hold a...” (continue)(continue reading)
Samuel L. Jackson - Russell Franklin

“I tend to play characters that I can infuse with certain kinds of humour. Even the baddest guy can be funny in his own particular way.”
Samuel L. Jackson

“The only thing I've kind of missed is finding a really good western that I want to do, because I watched westerns a lot.”
Samuel L. Jackson

“- Nick Fury: What do you remember about your father?
- Tony Stark: He was cold, calculating, never told me he loved me, never even told me he liked me, so it's a bit hard for me to digest that he said the whole future is riding on me thing, I don't get that!
- Nick Fury: That's not true.”
Samuel L. Jackson - Nick Fury
Robert Downey Jr. - Tony Stark

“- Stephen: I count six shots, nigger.
- Django: [pulls out a second revolver] I count two guns, nigger.”
Samuel L. Jackson - Stephen
Jamie Foxx - Django