Samuel L. Jackson movie quotes

“I have something called Osteogenesis Imperfecta. It's a genetic disorder. I don't make a particular protein very well and it makes my bones very low in density... very easy to break.”
Samuel L. Jackson - Elijah Price

“I like animals better than people sometimes... Especially dogs. Dogs are the best. Every time you come home, they act like they haven't seen you in a year. And the good thing about dogs... is they got different dogs for different people. Like pit bulls. The dog of dogs. Pit bull can be the right man's best friend... or the wrong man's worst...” (continue)(continue reading)
Samuel L. Jackson - Danny Roman

“- Stacks Edwards: What time is it?
- Tommy DeVito: It's eleven thirty, we're supposed to be there by nine.
- Stacks Edwards: Be ready in a minute.
- Tommy DeVito: Yeah, you were always fuckin' late, you were late for your own fuckin' funeral.
[shoots him]”
Samuel L. Jackson - Stacks Edwards
Joe Pesci - Tommy DeVito

“- Thor: I thought humans were more evolved than this.
- Nick Fury: Excuse me, did we come to your planet and blow stuff up?”
Chris Hemsworth - Thor
Samuel L. Jackson - Nick Fury

“- Agent Augustus Gibbons: I want you to meet some people and find out whatever you can about them.
- Xander Cage: What kind of people?
- Agent Augustus Gibbons: Dirty. Dangerous. Tattooed. Uncivilized. Your kind of people.”
Samuel L. Jackson - Agent Augustus Gibbons
Vin Diesel - Xander Cage

“- Jules Winnfield: I hate to shatter your ego, but this is not the first time I've had a gun pointed at me.
- Pumpkin: You don't take your fucking hand off that case, it'll be your last.”
Samuel L. Jackson - Jules Winnfield
Tim Roth - Pumpkin

“- Zeus Carver: Say it! Say it!
- John McClane: What?
- Zeus Carver: You were gonna call me a nigger, weren't you?
- John McClane: No I wasn't!
- Zeus Carver: Yes you were! What were you gonna call me?
- John McClane: Asshole! How's that, asshole!”
Samuel L. Jackson - Zeus Carver
Bruce Willis - John McClane

“The only thing better than blowing up 100 billion dollars worth of gold is making people think you did.”

Samuel L. Jackson - John McClane

“- Nick Fury: What do you remember about your father?
- Tony Stark: You're talking about a man whose happiest day of his life was shipping me off to boarding school.
- Nick Fury: That's not true.”
Samuel L. Jackson - Nick Fury
Robert Downey Jr. - Tony Stark

“- Zeus Carver: How do Catholics do their thing?
- John McClane: North, South, West, East.”

Samuel L. Jackson - Zeus Carver
Bruce Willis - John McClane

“- Peoples Hernandez: You're not a cop anymore.
- John Shaft: Do you think that makes me less dangerous, or more dangerous?”
Jeffrey Wright - Peoples Hernandez
Samuel L. Jackson - John Shaft

“- Captain Lee: Be advised I have women and children in my line of fire! I got snipers in the buildings at 400 meters! How copy, over?
- Childers: What is it about this order you don't understand, Captain Lee?
- Captain Lee: Sir, are you ordering me to fire into the crowd? Over!
- Childers: Yes, God damn it! Waste the motherfuckers!”
Blair Underwood - Captain Lee
Samuel L. Jackson - Childers

“- Rumbo: Hey. Hey! What's going on?
- Young Fluke: I guess I was dreaming.
- Rumbo: You were what?
- Young Fluke: Uh, dreaming. I was seeing pictures inside my head.
- Rumbo: Pictures ain't got no business being inside your head. Next time you just growl and chase 'em away.”
Samuel L. Jackson - Rumbo
Sam Gifaldi - Young Fluke

“Are you willing to die for stupidity Cesar? Cause ya see I am, if it'll teach you something.”
Samuel L. Jackson - Trevor Garfield

“- Zeus Carver: Don't ever let people use you. You're running all over town with stolen property; if you get caught, you get in trouble while he gets to deny the whole thing and walk away.
- Dexter: Y-You mean, you want us to take it back to Tony?
- Zeus Carver: No, I'll take it back to Tony... with a message.”
Samuel L. Jackson - Zeus Carver
Michael Alexander Jackson - Dexter

“- Zeus Carver: That's it!
- John McClane: What?
- Zeus Carver: Hillary Clinton. The 42nd President.
- John McClane: Nah, she'd be the 43rd President.
- Zeus Carver: Alright, alright. But who's the 21st President?
- John McClane: I don't know.”
Samuel L. Jackson - Zeus Carver
Bruce Willis - John McClane

“- Peoples Hernandez: This is Egyptian Cotton, motherfucker... two-twenty thread. That's like half your shitty-ass paycheck, okay?
- John Shaft: You wouldn't know Egyptian cotton if the Pharaoh himself sent it to you, you knockoff-wearing motherfucker!”
Jeffrey Wright - Peoples Hernandez
Samuel L. Jackson - John Shaft

“Wanna know what a blast wound looks like? What an OR in the desert smells like? What really happens to them? How they die? You really wanna know? You want us to come back like nothing ever happened. You don't want to get your hands dirty with the details.”

Samuel L. Jackson - Will Marsh

“There's the right man's best friend and the wrong man's worst enemy.”
Samuel L. Jackson - Danny Roman

“I know cats who'd take out whole zip codes for that kind of cheese.”
Samuel L. Jackson - John Shaft

“- World Security Council: Director Fury, the council has made a decision.
- Nick Fury: I recognise the council has made a decision, but given that it's a stupid-ass decision, I've elected to ignore it.”
Powers Boothe - World Security Council
Samuel L. Jackson - Nick Fury

“- John McClane: I left Holly hanging on hold.
- Zeus Carver: Ah, call her back.
- John McClane: Uhh, she's gonna be pissed.
- Zeus Carver: She'll get over it.
- John McClane: I don't know, Zeus. Like I said, she's a very stubborn woman.
- Zeus Carver: She'd have to be to stay married to you.”
Bruce Willis - John McClane
Samuel L. Jackson - Zeus Carver

“I think about them too boys. Dead, buried, probably starting to rot. And I remember them walking into court... one proud, the other scared. I remember how they fell. One on top of the other, screaming and squirming and not going nowhere. God help me Gwen, but that's the only thought that give me comfort.”

Samuel L. Jackson - Carl Lee Hailey

“- Romulus: I have to prove Leppenraub is guilty.
- Sheila: Prove to who?
- Romulus: To the world. To... to Lulu.
- Sheila: Lulu needs a father, not some psycho Sherlock Holmes.”
Samuel L. Jackson - Romulus
Tamara Tunie - Sheila

“The lysine contingency is intended to prevent the spread of the animals in case they ever get off the island. Dr. Wu inserted a gene that makes a single faulty enzyme in protein metabolism. The animals can't manufacture the amino acid lysine. Unless they're continually supplied with lysine by us, they'll slip into a coma and die.”

Samuel L. Jackson - Arnold