Samuel L. Jackson quotes
- From the movie: The Caveman's Valentine
“I have flocks of angels in my head and that'll beat you down with their wings!”
- From the movie: Basic
“What is your weapon... your weapon, man, your weapon? What keeps you alive and makes the other guy die? What is your weapon? It's your brain Mr Pike, your noggin your noodle, your smarts, your gray matter, your poise under fire, your wits, when all about you are losing theirs. I think you came to this party unarmed Mr Pike.”
- From the movie: The Other Guys
“If I wanna hear you talk, I'll shove my arm up your ass and work your mouth like a puppet!”
- From the movie: Lakeview Terrace
- From the movie: The Man
“You know how I can tell you're lyin'? I can smell the bullshit coming out of your mouth.”
- From the movie: Sphere
“- Dr. Norman Goodman: What the hell is it?
- Captain Harold C. Barnes: Whatever it is it seems to be what this bird was designed to do. Go out in the space and gather things like this up and bring it back.
- Dr. Norman Goodman: Yeah, but back from where?
- Dr. Harry Adams: Don't get too excited, Ted turn this thing over and it'll probably say ...” (continue)(continue reading) - From the movie: The Negotiator
“- Danny Roman: You working?
- Chris Sabian: Sort of. I was negotiating a truce between my wife and daughter.
- Danny Roman: Then I'm proved to be easy by comparison.
- Chris Sabian: It wouldn't surprise me in the least.” - From the movie: The 51st State
“It takes ten seconds for an imbibed liquid to reach the stomach... It takes the human body eighty-one seconds to heat that liquid to the point of chemical volatility...”
- From the movie: Iron Man
"I am Iron Man". You think you're the only superhero in the world? Mr. Stark, you've become part of a bigger universe. You just don't know it yet.
- From the movie: Die Hard with a Vengeance
“- John McClane: You know how to pick this lock?
- Zeus Carver: Is this some black-shit again?
- John McClane: Hey will you stop that racial shit? Are you a fuckin' locksmith or not?” - From the movie: Lakeview Terrace
“I am the police! You have to do what I say!”
- From the movie: Rules of Engagement
- From the movie: The Caveman's Valentine
- From the movie: Unbreakable
“It's alright to be afraid, David, because this part won't be like a comic book. Real life doesn't fit into little boxes that were drawn for it.”
- From the movie: Home of the Brave
“Buck Fush? Buck you, you son of a bitch.”
- From the movie: The Caveman's Valentine
“- Romulus: There is something I kind of have my heart set on.
- Lulu: What?
- Romulus: It's something I want more than chocolates or a car, or...
- Lulu: What do you want, Daddy?
- Romulus: The autopsy report on Scotty Gates.” - From the movie: Jackie Brown
- From the movie: S.W.A.T.
- From the movie: Home of the Brave
- From the movie: Basic
- From the movie: Unbreakable
“- Elijah Price: Tell me something, David. When you woke up this morning... Was it still there? The sadness?
- David Dunn: No.” - From the movie: The Long Kiss Goodnight
“- Samantha Caine (Charly): Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
- Mitch Henessey: I hope not, 'cause I'm thinking how much my balls hurt.” - From the movie: The Caveman's Valentine
“- Moira: Arnold tells me you're a genius.
- Romulus: At what?
- Moira: Music.
- Romulus: Oh - is that all?
- Moira: Why, is there more?
Romulus: Well, I can put a lit match in my mouth, and when the lights are out I look like a jack-o-lantern.” - From the movie: No Good Deed
“- Erin: You don't look so good.
- Jack Friar: That's because you're used to looking at you.”
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